Yummy Mummy
TurboHarbinger, Does this counts as cannibalism?
F_Haxhausen, 
HikingVet, I think it would.
jawa21, (edited )
KnowledgeableNip, Earl Gray.
Charred.
joyjoy, Hot
AllNewTypeFace, 
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
“Whutsit say, Cletus?”
“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”
thelardboy, (edited ) Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
strawberrysocial, Ya but in this case he’s not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.
OneWomanCreamTeam, If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.
ObviouslyNotBanana, I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.
lars, My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join
Zeshade, If we’re looking for inaccuracies, I don’t know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it’s tea.
Jimmycrackcrack, The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.
SpaceNoodle, 10/1
10/2
10/3
…
I don’t get it
reev, I’d give this comment a 4/10.
Jimmycrackcrack, I judge this… 4th of October
odium, (edited ) dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system
SeekPie, What would be the best then?
odium, (edited ) yyyy-MM-dd
Stovetop, YYYY MM DD
IWantToFuckSpez, Unix Time
ignotum, Let’s meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?
Rolando, And not one second later!
ignotum, Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!
incogtino,
Landless2029,
funkless_eck, This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.
solidsnake2085, 
25/DEC/2023
prole, (edited ) I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).
baatliwala, Does look like cricket scores tbh
ObviouslyNotBanana, That’s someone’s fetish
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