made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her
seems like it works as a shit post
spacesweedkid27, First real shitpost I’ve seen on this sub in months.
mokancan, 
Beautiful
Kolanaki, 
What tune is this supposed to go to?
Researchgrant, I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha
Classy, Christmas Shoes.
OmnislashIsACloudApp, yeah Christmas shoes lol
LemmyKnowsBest, If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
groucho, 
Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?
OmnislashIsACloudApp, lol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) “Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.
OmnislashIsACloudApp, by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma’am
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