EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

baby power

No one can stand up to the power of babies. They shall sow chaos amongst us with their crying!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/cV5HtIod2G8AAAAM/winner-yes.gif

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Somebody seriously needs to animate a head of Super Saiyan hair atop that little one. Haha.

AwkwardTurtle,

That does beg the question though as to just how many babies do you need to grind up for 5lbs of baby powder?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

About 5 lbs

SkyeHarith,

You’re obviously not accounting for the processing losses in the manufacturing process.

Further since powders are usually dehydrated to some extent, I expect there to be significant moisture losses.

If we assume the baby human to be roughly similar in composition to adult humans, they are close to 70% moisture.

I think a more accurate estimate would be something in the range of 15 - 20 pounds.

Signed, Not a serial baby dehydrator.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

All true.

alphapuggle,

He’s innocent

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s good. Heart warming that he seems to have acquired his power legally.

can,

Kratos?

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

BOY

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll never forget the moment I learned who does the voice for Kratos in the GoW games. I’m a huge Star Gate fan, but I had never played any GoW until last year’s PC release of the 2016 title. Loved the game but didn’t think about looking up who did the voice. Someone posted his award speech from TGM, but I didn’t immediately connect the dots even though I recognised the name. That moment when it clicked during that awesome speech was absolutely mind-blowing, “THAT’S FUCKING TEAL’C!!? HOOOLY FUCK”

killea,

Indeed.

dornad,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1211d1f0-a707-4298-9675-9552cff0c359.jpeg

hperrin,

Smooth Criminal

faceless,
@faceless@lemmy.world avatar

my bad

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

Fuckin’ Night City never gonna change.

LemmyKnowsBest,

RAWR! IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY I COULD EXPRESS THROUGH WRITING HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

jayrodtheoldbod,

direct action

robdor,

Why is my Wii character robbing CVS?

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