A long and distinguished family
buzz86us, My name is Biff Wellington
gmtom, Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
Track_Shovel, 
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
callmepk, 
They are all Cannoli to me
dylanTheDeveloper, 
It’s cannonoli
Track_Shovel, Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information
creamed_eels, Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle
skhayfa, Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
SocialMediaRefugee, (edited ) Gordon Ramsey’s favorite family
Strawberry, pop tarts aren’t vegetarian
owatnext, Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
dylanTheDeveloper, Ain’t food either
thereisalamp, Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
Strawberry, i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
thereisalamp, Gelatin isn’t a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.
Strawberry, I’ve been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn’t vegetarian
thereisalamp, That’s a choice you can make you do not speak for all
Strawberry, Sure but I certainly have learned about what the word means lmao
Jackcooper, Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Blackmist, Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
gallopingsnail, 
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
jayrodtheoldbod, Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
sfbing, What do non-Americans think it is?
fox2263, Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.
Lesrid, You’d probably win an award at a cookout for your unusual take on pigs-in-a-blanket and they’d go right back to breading bits of hotdog.
fox2263, So are you telling me this is the one thing Americans _haven’t _ added bacon to?
dylanTheDeveloper,
EnderMB, It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.
They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.
postmateDumbass, Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
CanadianCarl, A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
postmateDumbass, Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
BlemboTheThird, dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
Slovene, OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
jaybone, Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
TWeaK, Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.
ieightpi, Fucking pop tarts lmao
TWeaK, That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
Kolanaki, 
Where calzone?
dylanmorgan, They are all calzones: cuberule.com
comfydecal, Thanks for the info!
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