Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

kariboka, Jesus is holding baby jesus
ThorAlex, I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall…?
harmsy, Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
HiddenLayer5, ![]()
He’s giving her a sign to just surrender already.
berkeleyblue, ![]()
Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
Everythingispenguins, Being not French maybe?
MasterNerd, ![]()
I mean why do you think she’s crying?
tias, Also he steals her child
DieguiTux8623, I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
Senshi, Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
flambonkscious, Firemen? That’s probably related…
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Je suis un ananas.
Elderos, NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
niktemadur, Ooh La La!
Pregnenolone, Is the baby France?
RIP_Cheems, ![]()
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
emergencyfood, Jesus turning the girls gay.
GreenPlasticSushiGrass, ![]()
It's super effective!
cley_faye, When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
Valmond, France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
BoastfulDaedra, (edited ) …le whut?
Valmond, Le goat
effward, ![]()
Needs more baguette!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6f3aaec7-434a-4f52-aa29-e9aceb47aa65.webp
Thanks DALL-E
RGB3x3, More baguette you say?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fc2d5320-0b56-4151-8e37-f443c1ae5ca7.jpeg
HerbalGamer, ![]()
Well that’s fucking glorious.
RGB3x3, Have another, Avengers: Baguette
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ab96a62c-f51e-47c7-932e-67943599f3b6.jpeg
RGB3x3, (edited ) https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7f69915c-a143-47a6-95a7-b03e1cf46fdb.jpeg
I do have too much fun with this
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