casmael,

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

WarmSoda,

My question is how would you know exactly how to play a song but not be able to play any instruments. That doesn’t make any sense.

If you know how to play the chords for the verse, chorus and bridge then you know how to play it on guitar.

can,

Not if you don’t know which strings to press and where.

Shotpun,

As soon as you learn the instrument you know how to play every song on it, but that doesn’t mean you have the skill necessary to play it

MagnyusG,

Muscular dystrophy.

WarmSoda,

Oh good one. Didn’t think about that.
Or paralyzed from the neck down.

Scribbd,

I think it would be like drawing. If you don’t have aphantasia and have an epic image in mind, and basically only be able to put it down in stick figures.

In this case, you might know what strings to press and how hard to strum those strings. But you still need to get your fingers on those strings without tangling them and know how to pluck and strum them.

WarmSoda,

Oh man, as an artist and musician I feel this

generic,
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I pick Firefox, what does that get me?

clubb,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

It gives you the brain to not use the apps listed in the post!

wesker, (edited )
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.

esc27,

Seems easy to loophole around as well. Since the downside is “you” can only shop at Amazon, you just need someone else to do your regular shopping. Of course you could be screwed if Amazon ever shuts down.

Name,

Netflix if it allowes movies already watched. Give me them Marvel royalties. Otherwise Chrome for endless information gathering, or Spotify to revive lost songs and symphonies.

balderdash9,
egeres,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Easy, pick the youtube and binge-memorize all of MIT’s curriculum

Aesk,

The Tiktok one is definitely underrated. You could start the most successful advertising company. Or grow a content farm worth billions.

YouTube would be insanely powerful, but only if you can control it. It could be a disaster if you open up YouTube and immediately fill your head with Jimmy Fellon clips and various Top 10 lists.

TheRealKuni,

Spotify. I can already sing, and do so semi-professionally. I can kinda play two instruments and would be down to become better at them through practice if I already know how to play every song.

pineapplelover,

I’ll get the amazon one and totally undermine the company

TheSlad,

Youtube. Would save me so much time…

But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.

jacktherippah, (edited )

The YouTube one is OP. I can learn so much.

ZOSTED,

Amazon, if I could figure out a way to cost them mad money, like getting AWS Snowball to ship servers back and forth, forever.

Otherwise the Chrome one sounds the best.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

YouTube. I don’t want to drop shopping in stores for Amazon.

Cheskaz,

Yeah, plus it feels like the trends for my age group are just the trends from younger people, but with a slight delay

monsterpiece42,

The chrome power is OP AF. YT is decent as well. If you knew all that, you’d have no issues making the money required for all the other ones.

Ghostalmedia,
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I pick Flappy Bird.

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