egeres,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Easy, pick the youtube and binge-memorize all of MIT’s curriculum

Aesk,

The Tiktok one is definitely underrated. You could start the most successful advertising company. Or grow a content farm worth billions.

YouTube would be insanely powerful, but only if you can control it. It could be a disaster if you open up YouTube and immediately fill your head with Jimmy Fellon clips and various Top 10 lists.

TheRealKuni,

Spotify. I can already sing, and do so semi-professionally. I can kinda play two instruments and would be down to become better at them through practice if I already know how to play every song.

redempt,

the YouTube one, are you kidding me? I could find a free course on how to do nearly anything, I could just scroll through a playlist and instantly learn months worth of material.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

im going to watch so many elder scrolls lore videos

wlsnt,

I’ll finally get what dark souls 2 lore is about

hemko,

All fun and games until you open a link to some playlists of nazi conspiracies

TheBERFA,

Are you saying that these videos would convert you?

hemko,

Doubt, but do you really want to have that shit littering your brain?

I’m happy the most disturbing shit I’ve been exposed was Happy Tree Friends, MLP jar, lemon party and backstreet boys.

SuicideSorcerer,

I don’t understand the Netflix one. Can someone explain?

Stern,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

As I understand it:

  1. You imagine “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending”.
  2. “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending” comes into existence.
  3. You can’t watch "Game of Thrones: But with a good ending"
  4. The boatload of money that “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending” makes is yours.
wlsnt,

Can I have any actor in it? This is just free money forever without consequences. Can’t you pay another director to make his own version of your work so you can kinda see it? Sounds easy exploitable

pineapplelover,

I’ll get the amazon one and totally undermine the company

TheSlad,

Youtube. Would save me so much time…

But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.

jacktherippah, (edited )

The YouTube one is OP. I can learn so much.

ZOSTED,

Amazon, if I could figure out a way to cost them mad money, like getting AWS Snowball to ship servers back and forth, forever.

Otherwise the Chrome one sounds the best.

Mediocre_Bard,

The YouTube one, for sure. I could learn so much!

ZOSTED,

But what if you’re just glancing across the recommended thumbnails and learning things you don’t want to know

Mediocre_Bard,

I want to know everything.

ZOSTED,

fair

SuperSpruce,

As a car enthusiast, the Uber one would be a dream. I could drive any car, including all the supercars and hypercars.

thecrotch,

If that’s your thing there’s companies that will let you pay a few bucks to take a super car around the track

SuperSpruce, (edited )

I wouldn’t call $250 “a few bucks.” That’s over 10% of the cost of my motorcycle which I’ve been saving for for a couple years. That $250 would be all for a glorious 10 minutes of driving one car, vs a year of riding my motorcycle for hundreds of hours.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.

macaroni1556,

You have to hire them on amazon though

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.

macaroni1556,

Only if you can buy friends and family on amazon ™

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

YouTube. I don’t want to drop shopping in stores for Amazon.

corus_kt,

Amazon has the best potential even if you limited the effect by 90% (one item a day). No stipulations about selling what you get

Lemmyvisitor,

what’s the point of selling when you can only buy from Amazon

explodicle,

Because only 10 of the items per day are free, and counting groceries you might want more.

spechter,

I don’t think I could sustain myself on one grocery item per day

noli,

One crate is still one item

Tangent5280,

One 500 gallon tank of lube. And yeah, this is a real thing.

AgentGrimstone,

Amazon seems like a no brainer compared to the others. The Youtube one is awful, I spend half the time trying to avoid videos, not watch them.

Jikiya,

Seems like it would be perfect for you then, as you would never have to watch any video there, ever again.

1rre,

AirBnB?

You can’t buy a house on amazon…

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

Well, that power is amazing for studying and tutorials

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