dingus, (edited )

This reminds me. At work, I’ve had to help during rapid consultation procedures for surgeons while they are performing a surgery. It involves you cutting tissue microscopically thin with a very sharp blade within this specialized machine.

Well one day I am cutting and cutting and I just can’t get anything to work. It’s making a mess and fucking everything up.

I look down and realize I didn’t even have the blade in the machine lmaooo. I was trying to cut with blunt metal. What a goober move.

Brain farts happen!

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