I would have disowned him too.
kibiz0r, “You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”
doingthestuff, Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up
Nikki, 
did you just tldr a tweet?
unreachable, 
a tweet#xhit
assassin_aragorn, “Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”
jaschen, I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.
gnate, “You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father.”
DocMcStuffin, 
Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”
jaybone, Can’t stand an Opal.
DarkMessiah, Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
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