Better stock up on this before SHTF
bruhduh, (edited ) 
Hydrohomies would be mad
general_kitten, mmm… limescale, so tasty.
esc27, Does it come in diet or caffeine free?
MacNCheezus, 
I hear they even make a gluten free version…
KillerTofu, (edited ) Yeah but is it vegan?
esc27, Yes, but it is not organic.
Tetsuo, Wouldn’t that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?
MacNCheezus, Depends on whether it’s spring water or distilled.
synae, 
Spring water… Now I’m imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.
MacNCheezus, ha, gottem
can, Huh, now that you mention it I’m sure that exists.
ieightpi, (edited ) I love the old timey weathered look is a nice touch
don, It’s a novelty item, it’s available on amazon.
WarmSoda, Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.
kautau, It appears to be an elaborate prank company, as they have a big website detailing many offerings, but some of them are like bad photoshops and the like
unreachable, 
samus12345, 
Agility0971, 
*stirr untill fully evaporated
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