shrugal,

His firstborn son will take over as Linus II, as is tradition.

duncesplayed,

Hm, he and his wife are getting on in years. If they want a son, they should probably get on that right away.

fluxion,

He has decided it shall pass on to his eldest daughter, and he has already fulfilled his kingly duties. Long may she reign.

Wes_Dev,

The far future: A man sits at a table, staring at a floating hologram display. He watches as an indecipherable block of alphanumeric characters wiggles and splits into two segments. He nods slowly.

He takes a breath and closes his eyes, broadcasting a message to everyone on duty that day.

“Merge the request. Tell Linus#3418 that Wayland is now the default display manager.”

shrugal,

For King and Kernel!

danielfgom, (edited )
@danielfgom@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing. Linus doesn’t personally do coding on the kernel, he has a team who do that and he oversees it and makes the hard decisions.

There are others who will take his place and the work will continue.

If somehow the entire kernel team shut down, Google, Samsung or some other large corporation would take it over and continue development because at this point many, many, many servers, phones, smart devices, iot, and other appliances rely on the Linux kernel to function.

It simply cannot be left to die.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Google, Samsung or some other large corporation would take it over

Perkele!

AssholeDestroyer,

Do I know this from Alan Wake 2 or My Summer Car?

mihor,

Fun fact, Linus is Swedish speaking. :)

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

pärkälle

Hotzilla,

He speaks both languages, and in general Swedish Finns curse in finnish

BeatTakeshi,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

Too big to fail is for once not for a big corporation or bank

danielfgom,
@danielfgom@lemmy.world avatar

😁

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“Today here at Microsoft we are celebrating the legacy of the late Linus Torvalds by releasing a new kernel, re-written entirely in Golang using Copilot. No GPL code was touched, merely re-written, and we will offer ISOs to the coding community for free! Stay tuned for more updates, as we will be exclusively developing on this kernel going forward! This is a great day for open source!”

danielfgom,
@danielfgom@lemmy.world avatar

Our worst nightmare come true 😱

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

releasing a new kernel, re-written entirely in Golang using Copilot

I just got so mad.

musicmatze,
@musicmatze@lemmy.ml avatar

Nothing. Linus doesn’t personally do coding on the kernel, he has a team who do that and he oversees it and makes the hard decisions.

Even that is not really the truth. There are dozens and dozens of teams that actually do the development, then there are people who coordinate and maintain certain parts of the kernel, merge in patches and make decisions. And then there’s Linus who does coordinate these people.

There are others who will take his place and the work will continue.

And most likely Greg K-H will take over the position that Linus has right now. He has been one of the most active maintainers and is probably “the number 2” behind Linus.

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve all agreed that when he dies it would be disrespectful to keep using Linux so we’ll pack it up and switch to Windows from them on.

Jivebunny,
@Jivebunny@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll move to TempleOS

TopRamenBinLaden,

Time to start teaching Holy-C at uni.

nixcamic,

The year of the netbsd desktop is finally here.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

what’s the bsd equivalent to arch

crispy_kilt,

OpenBSD, probably

TootSweet,
gunpachi,

Is it still maintained ? I’d probably go with FreeBSD if I’m switching to BSD at all. It has ZFS out of the box and has support for nvidia’s non opensource driver. I have used it as a desktop OS for a good 3 months, it was pretty good (even though I couldn’t game on it)

baseless_discourse,

I think BSD is the BSD equivalent to arch.

nixcamic,

Yeah isn’t Arch heavily inspired by the BSD way?

elvith,

“I’m using netBSD btw…”

Railcar8095,
  • The year of Linux desktop finally arrives
  • Linus dies
  • Me: installs NetBSD and waits
db2,

I’ll go back to HaikuOS, it should be ready by then. ReactOS will still be working on Win98 support.

baseless_discourse,

But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!

Damage,

Bill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines

LetterboxPancake,

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

kebabslob,

We all become MacroHard

pan_troglodytes,

cheering in the streets? orgies?

PainInTheAES,

All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

gunpachi,

That would be one helluva evil plan.

Klear,

What a blessed day.

PainInTheAES,

MSed day to you

Salix,

Might be better than Being John Malkovich

GBU_28,

Return to monke

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That does sound almost kinda dope because that’s a lot of developers who could make Windows suck a lot less

Hexagon,

Microsoft: we don’t do that here

kilgore_trout,

The point of non-free licensed software is that you cannot improve it.

Diplomjodler,

I think I have a Windows ME CD lying around somewhere. Can I use that?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

I don’t care about Linux, but damn am I hoping Subsurface is in good hands.

FlappyBubble,

You should care about Linux. The web depends upon it :)

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

And so does Subsurface :-p

possiblylinux127,

Linus is getting old and its time to pick his replacement.

And its you! Congratulations! I hope your ready

luthis,
PieMePlenty,

So I just click commit and it works? Wow, this is easy!

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Clone him

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

you mean fork him under a new maintainer?

sirico,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Git clone

Madison420,

We mummify him and put him on display like Stalin… Err no wait… liberache.

chemicalwonka, (edited )
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Lenin is mummified and inside a glass chamber.

Madison420, (edited )

Yeah I know, I knew it as soon as I hit send but I dunno, once there’s an edit people get like weird about it.

Ed: although class chamber is accidentally perfect lol.

rob64,

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

ExLisper,

A number of candidates will create their own forks and there will be a long Game of Thrones style war between different factions. After couple of weeks each distro will choose the fork they will make the default one and people will split into warring factions. After that we will enter a nuclear winter style period lasting couple of years during which 90% of post on Lemmy will be just shitposting the rival forks. After a decade or two of backstabbing, dirty politics and other drama new dictator will be selected and all will be back to normal.

emr,
@emr@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So like systemd but ten times more dramatic.

Agent641,

“The Lannisters send their commits”

he stabs him

Pantherina,

Nothing. But I would love a microkernel approach like redoxOS. Monolithic kernel is such a bloat?

lauha,

Get on with it then.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Guy: I wish I had a flying car.

You: Invent one then.

pelotron,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

My megabytes D=

luthis,

Can’t you compile your own kernel with exactly the things you want? Would be a fun project to do

Pantherina,

True. Funny idea I should totally do this. This is how you learn Linux. Like a kernel for exactly your hardware specs!

luthis,

I have doubts you would see any performance increases, and if you change your hardware you’ll be in for a tough time but it would be a fun learning experience!

Pantherina,

Thats a question I have. I have two laptops, a shitty amd ryzen thinkpad t495 and a fancy soon-to-be-corebooted Clevo NV41MZ with i7-11** cpu. Pretty crazy performance difference although the chassis and keyboard suck. But if I get the keyboard I want to simply swap drives, as there is nothing fancy, this should just work right?

kogasa, (edited )
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Swapping CPU manufacturers entirely? I’d just start my kernel config fresh. Pull up the old one next to a new (default ) one and go down line by line. Odds are there are at most a few flags that would need to be changed, but it’s a good chance to reevaluate your previous decisions too.

Pantherina,

I havent made any specific kernel changes, its just standard Fedora :D

luthis,

Um… I’m going to choose to phone a friend on this one…

Oh, …I have no friends who would know.

My instinct is you’re going to need to journalctl -b and see what modprobe and udev are up to.

Overspark,

This used to be the norm, not a weird thing that noone has thought of before. If you do this your kernel will be a lot smaller, boot faster, and be a bit more secure. Once you’re booted it won’t make any meaningful speed difference though.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

It makes a HUGE difference in compile time. Which only matters if you’re building your own kernel anyway. It’s a solution for its own problem.

I think it’s a good learning experience though. There is genuinely a lot of stuff in there that you can easily, safely remove, and reading up on all the less obvious flags is fun.

downhomechunk,
@downhomechunk@midwest.social avatar

Yep. When you have an 800mb HD and 16mb of EDO RAM, you only load what you need. The boot speed was unreal at the time compared to windows.

Trd,

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

moody,

I’m switching to OS/2

Lettuceeatlettuce,
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

The only true OS, Amen.

milkjug,

Hannah Montana Linux has entered the chat.

Quazatron,
@Quazatron@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going back to FreeDOS. I can still edit autoexec.bat and config.sys.

Lorindol,

This is the way.

Bene7rddso,

Only one problem: The dev is dead too

Trd,

Dont need to develop more on perfection

the_q,

BeOS here I come.

kingmongoose7877,
@kingmongoose7877@lemmy.ml avatar
dewritoninja,

Then the propheciced hurdnus will rise and awaken a new era of foss

nitrogenez,
@nitrogenez@lemmy.world avatar

fuck i really struggled to pronounce that even in my head, jesus.

OprahsedCreature,

is there a Linus 2?

There was but Carmen Ortiz took care of that little problem, if you know what I mean 😉

SnipingNinja,

I didn’t know her role in it but that’s what I guessed, and I’m now sad to have been reminded of it

ninekeysdown,
@ninekeysdown@lemmy.world avatar

From what I understand Greg Kroah-Hartman would take over

TropicalDingdong,

At which point it becomes Gregus.

SnipingNinja, (edited )

Gregux*

Or as someone else said, Grex

pacology,
@pacology@lemmy.world avatar

I would switch to grex when that happens

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

A quick search shows he’s actually two years older than Linus. Though I’m sure there’s plenty of young blood in the community by now.

agressivelyPassive,

Not that much, unfortunately.

The entire process of contributing is a huge pain and makes it rather hard for new people to join.

fmstrat,

I think this is by design. I once contributed to git, and it required putting a patch in the mailing list. It certainly forced you to be sure your code was spot on.

agressivelyPassive,

And it will discourage new users from contributing. Thus, only boomers and corpos will contribute, and over time Linux becomes a de facto corporate owned committee.

Petri3136,

Any talk or podcast with him is generally worth listening to.

AceQuorthon,

GNU will spring their plan into motion for world domination, and send anyone who has said Linux and not GNU/Linux to GNUlag

workerONE,

They’ll reveal that GNU was actually Unix all along.

AceQuorthon,

That devious Joseph Stallman!

SnipingNinja,

My brain autocorrected the surname the first read through

Emanuel,

GNU is Now Unix

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

They will finally release HURD

state_electrician,

The real HURD is the friends we made along the way.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

[everyone liked that]

cybersandwich,

This make me actually spit coffee out. I don’t know why but it caught me off guard and I found it hilarious.

refurbishedrefurbisher,
woelkchen,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Linux Foundation is where open source projects go to die.

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