ExLisper,

A number of candidates will create their own forks and there will be a long Game of Thrones style war between different factions. After couple of weeks each distro will choose the fork they will make the default one and people will split into warring factions. After that we will enter a nuclear winter style period lasting couple of years during which 90% of post on Lemmy will be just shitposting the rival forks. After a decade or two of backstabbing, dirty politics and other drama new dictator will be selected and all will be back to normal.

emr,
@emr@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So like systemd but ten times more dramatic.

Agent641,

“The Lannisters send their commits”

he stabs him

mtchristo, (edited )

For a moment I thought this post was about the LTT host. And was like they could replace him with any of his doppelgangers in the group and no one will notice.

luthis, (edited )

That is what this post is about, IDK who this Torvalds guy is.

mbp,
@mbp@lemmy.ml avatar

Fucking LMAO 💀

Peak Lemmy content

optissima,

You fell for it

Teon, (edited )
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

The top secret classified, for your eyes only papers will finally be revealed and we will find out that...
we have all been using BETAMAX this whole time, not Linux. O_o

A_s_h_k_a_n,
@A_s_h_k_a_n@persiansmastodon.com avatar

@luthis

There will be so many forks trying to continue a Kernel based on linux and i think a few will succeeded! We may use arch kernel or debian kernel in the future.

RagingToad,

Everyone is making jokes but the thought has occurred to me: Yes, we have an organisation in place that is ready to replace him. But, from what I understand, he IS the benevolent dictator, and he has used his power a few times to stop some changes that otherwise would be in the kernel right now. And I think that’s a good thing.

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Greg K-H is the presumed successor and there's no reason to think he wouldn't do the same.

refurbishedrefurbisher,
woelkchen,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Linux Foundation is where open source projects go to die.

AceQuorthon,

GNU will spring their plan into motion for world domination, and send anyone who has said Linux and not GNU/Linux to GNUlag

workerONE,

They’ll reveal that GNU was actually Unix all along.

AceQuorthon,

That devious Joseph Stallman!

SnipingNinja,

My brain autocorrected the surname the first read through

Emanuel,

GNU is Now Unix

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

They will finally release HURD

state_electrician,

The real HURD is the friends we made along the way.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

[everyone liked that]

cybersandwich,

This make me actually spit coffee out. I don’t know why but it caught me off guard and I found it hilarious.

vhalragnarok,

There will not be a Linus 2, but rather there will be a peaceful transfer of “power”.

Linus is not the Benevolent Dictator For Life of the Linux Kernel.

Linus has already stepped away from developing the Kernel. He did this after an incident to work on his professionalism & mannerisms towards people. Kernel development did not stop. Linus does not approve and merge every patch into the Kernel.

Rather it is more likely that the Lead Maintainer/Developer changes to Greg Kroah-Hartmon, and the project does not skip a beat.

Rest assured with something as important as the Linux Kernel: development will keep going.

_cnt0,

*Greg Kroah-Hartman

Kusimulkku,

DIGIMON!

MTK,

Rest assured with something as important as the Linux Kernel: development will keep going.

Morgan freeman voice: but he was not rested or assured.

luthis,

You’re right, I am not.

state_electrician,

But what happens when GKH and Linus are hit by a bus? The same bus. At the same time.

Kusimulkku,

BSD fanatics driving the bus

Trd,

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

moody,

I’m switching to OS/2

Lettuceeatlettuce,
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

The only true OS, Amen.

milkjug,

Hannah Montana Linux has entered the chat.

Quazatron,
@Quazatron@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going back to FreeDOS. I can still edit autoexec.bat and config.sys.

Lorindol,

This is the way.

Bene7rddso,

Only one problem: The dev is dead too

Trd,

Dont need to develop more on perfection

the_q,

BeOS here I come.

kingmongoose7877,
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SeeMinusMinus, (edited )
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

When linus dies we will pull a weekend at bernie’s and make commits under his name then we will turn him into a human meat puppet.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

The git based AI he was secretly programming will take over and anyone who can’t use git submodules without looking up the commands will die.

dannoffs,
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

By then GNU/Hurd will be ready lmao

velox_vulnus, (edited )

I’m looking to learn micro-kernel development to contribute to this dream of a project hehe. The GNU folks are doing a great job with Guix.

interceder270,

Thinking about switching to Guix at some point.

It looks like the most GNU of all the distros.

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve all agreed that when he dies it would be disrespectful to keep using Linux so we’ll pack it up and switch to Windows from them on.

Jivebunny,
@Jivebunny@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll move to TempleOS

TopRamenBinLaden,

Time to start teaching Holy-C at uni.

nixcamic,

The year of the netbsd desktop is finally here.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

what’s the bsd equivalent to arch

crispy_kilt,

OpenBSD, probably

TootSweet,
gunpachi,

Is it still maintained ? I’d probably go with FreeBSD if I’m switching to BSD at all. It has ZFS out of the box and has support for nvidia’s non opensource driver. I have used it as a desktop OS for a good 3 months, it was pretty good (even though I couldn’t game on it)

baseless_discourse,

I think BSD is the BSD equivalent to arch.

nixcamic,

Yeah isn’t Arch heavily inspired by the BSD way?

elvith,

“I’m using netBSD btw…”

Railcar8095,
  • The year of Linux desktop finally arrives
  • Linus dies
  • Me: installs NetBSD and waits
db2,

I’ll go back to HaikuOS, it should be ready by then. ReactOS will still be working on Win98 support.

baseless_discourse,

But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!

Damage,

Bill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines

LetterboxPancake,

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

kebabslob,

We all become MacroHard

pan_troglodytes,

cheering in the streets? orgies?

PainInTheAES,

All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

gunpachi,

That would be one helluva evil plan.

Klear,

What a blessed day.

PainInTheAES,

MSed day to you

Salix,

Might be better than Being John Malkovich

GBU_28,

Return to monke

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That does sound almost kinda dope because that’s a lot of developers who could make Windows suck a lot less

Hexagon,

Microsoft: we don’t do that here

kilgore_trout,

The point of non-free licensed software is that you cannot improve it.

Diplomjodler,

I think I have a Windows ME CD lying around somewhere. Can I use that?

chunkyhairball,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_factor is a thing that any GOOD project or IT department considers. How many of your staff can you afford to lose if they all happen to be travelling in the same bus, on their way to eat at the same place for lunch when an asteroid inevitably punches through said bus and/or diner.

‘Hit by an asteroid’ is a little unrealistic. Sentenced to prison for 15 to Life has happened in the Open Source community at least once before. The project I linked to had a Bus Factor of about one. It’s now ‘old code using outdated APIs’ and is considered obsolete.

I’ve personally seen legal and criminal issues for a single individual cripple IT departments before, meaning their bus factor was also way too low. I’ve been on trips that have been rudely interrupted by screaming executives when I came down out of the mountains into cell range because I was the only bus factor left on certain systems. Natural disaster, such as hurricanes, wildfires, and floods are very serious existential threats to even the largest of organizations.

Since Linux seems to be a good project, I can’t imagine that the discussion hasn’t been had, in public or in private. Millions of individuals and dozens upon dozens of big corporations depend on Linux, Open source and otherwise. If the bus comes for core maintainers or project leaders we have at least SOME backup.

wfh,

I’ve been on trips that have been rudely interrupted by screaming executives when I came down out of the mountains into cell range because I was the only bus factor left on certain systems.

Wow, incredible management skills, genius move to treat your one critical employee like a piece of shit.

chunkyhairball,

Yeah, that was close to the end of that job. I didn’t want to be there, and that particular manager was really upset that they couldn’t just eliminate those servers. He wanted his folks trained on them, but then refused to actually let them spend any time training on them. I was a scapegoat and took the severance deal ASAP.

Turun,

when an asteroid inevitably punches through said bus and/or diner.

Or, you know there is a crash? Lol

I’ve never heard it with the asteroid explanation. But thousands of people die every year in car crashes. Most in single occupant vehicles, but a bus can be involved too.

0x0,

I prefer to call it the lottery factor.

JohnEdwa, (edited )

“Known for: ReiserFS, murder” kinda makes it sound like the dude invented both.

Tippon,

Or was sentenced for both.

‘No your honour, that’s not what committing ReiserFS means’

kuadhual,

We need to consider truck-kun factor, where the developer get isekai-ed.

chunkyhairball,

“I’ll Become the Strongest Adventurer in the Other World with My Maximum Level Open Source Operating System Development Skills.”

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Title seems a little short…

chunkyhairball,

“Brave Hero from Finland, you’ve been struck by a bus and are going to reincarnate into–”

“No I wasn’t. That bus CHASED ME DOWN two alleys, over a fire hydrant, into, and out of a Starbucks. It did NOT hit me. You just summoned me here.”

“Err… anyway, this world needs a hero to–”

“Write hardware drivers? A kernel module? Some inline assembly?”

"Err… the demon lord… er… "

“DID YOU EVEN MAIL THE LIST? Hah… Okay. Does this world have logic gates of any kind? I need to get this knocked out as soon as possible. I’ve got the entirety of the bcachefs patchset to review before 6.7 is in release.”

luthis,

I would so read that book.

winterayars,

Dr Stone but for computers/software dev…

Linus teaches them all best practices and then takes a 2 week hiatus from kernel dev to write a tool that defeats the demon lord.

MNByChoice,

When he dies, I expect his family will be sad for a while and bury him.

If he retires, his family will be pretty happy for him.

Other people will keep doing Linux stuff.

Kusimulkku,

When he dies, I expect his family will be sad for a while and bury him.

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