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tacosanonymous, in My one true love

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

PRECIOUS

i_stole_ur_taco,

Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Pancreas :)

Albbi, (edited )

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wanna eat it? :3

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

thisbenzingring,

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat’s can’t resist!

klemptor,

Puppies!!!

acockworkorange,

Pussies

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Pedos

Jimmyeatsausage,

Come on guys…its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

tacosanonymous,

You really need a comma in there.

Honytawk, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

The thing is that, even if these new ones are the most awful media ever produced. It doesn’t change anything about the old ones. They will still stay awesome. They don’t depreciate just because other media exist. Or that would have already happened with the Rings of Power.

I just wish they put this time and effort into other franchises. I want more Discworld.

demonsword,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

I want more Discworld

so do I, but also fear that executive meddling would butcher the originals beyond all recognition

Napain, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

i love how nobody sees this as good news

dasgoat,

takes one glance at Amazon

magnor, (edited ) in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
@magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh avatar

This is an article from February 2023 about War of the Rohirrim and similar projects, not a remake of the 2001 trilogy.

Fleur__, in The Shire is superior
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

This is equivalent to the mansion of a billionaire with generational wealth

Goldmage263, (edited ) in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
@Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m really hoping this is manufactured content here.

Edit: after google searching https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/06015f68-6b3d-4f11-b4ea-6b0def12a807.gif

jjjalljs, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

If I was going to do more lotr content, I’d probably do something with the Eastern front of the war. What did the blue wizards get up to?

rottingleaf,

Likely rot in some pit

_sideffect, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

With a new, diverse cast from all ethnical backgrounds!

milicent_bystandr,

Now featuring genuine dwarfs acting the dwarves.

And internet trolls for the trolls.

Orcas for the orcs?

And, to bring in the American audience, Mexicans as the “men of the south”.

dlpkl,

As opposed to an all white cast that definitely isn’t more suspicious!

MajorMajormajormajor, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Gondor has no remake. Gondor needs no remake.

milicent_bystandr,

Alas, it is not for Gondor to decide what the copyright holders do with them.

MrEff, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

The copyright expires in 2044. The Perter Jackson series came out 2001-2003. From a studio point it is approaching the now or never time. They need to make one within the next few years to be able to make a 3rd one just before the end of copyright. From a studio buisness perspective this makes sense and is kind of a no-brainer.

Eryn6844, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

and they are going to mess with perfection wtf.

thesporkeffect, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Hard no

Resol, in The Shire is superior
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Good ol’ Middle of Nowhere in New Zealand (that’s actually where the Shire is located btw), yeah now I wanna spend my winter holiday there.

ruckblack, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Oh no

Jimmyeatsausage, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

milicent_bystandr,

And since this is on Lemmy… the answer is pirate it when it comes out then bitch about how bad it is. Then turn it into Linux memes and communism.

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