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lastunusedusername2, in It's a crime!

Where are the boobs???

sbv,

This is an evergreen comment, but I don’t get it in this context.

lastunusedusername2,
sbv,

that’s good shit

casmael, in It's a crime!

And wow it’s u/The_Picard_Maneuver over the line with another winner before the defence has even got their shoes on. What a season Mike, what a season.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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runswithjedi, (edited ) in Why does this happen every time?

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

Socket462, (edited )

Now I need a t-shirt with this sentence and some friends wo can get it

Chrobin,

USB plugs are spinors: They need a 4π rotation until they reach their initial orientation.

Gormadt, in Why does this happen every time?
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The main reason I love USB C

topinambour_rex,
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Yeah, one small dirt defeats it.

EdibleFriend, in Why does this happen every time?
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Because you are a sinner.

ickplant,
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Guilty as charged.

Neato, in But does he know Eagle-law?
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Did hobbits exist then? Even if they did, they aren't the type of people to want a ring of power. At best it'd make their pumpkins grow huge and they're feet extra hairy.

Gigan,
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Gollum was a hobbit and he wanted the ring

Neato,
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Tbf that was the One Ring and IT wanted to be found. The rings referenced above were not semi sentient like the One Ring was. They merely amplified the powers and desires of their races.

Elven rings allowed them to preserve their forests and increased their isolationism. Dwarven rings increased their ability to acquire and desires for money. Human rings gave them increased powers to rule over men.

CaptainBlagbird, in A game to play around the holiday table
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antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app

Here you got, it’s pretty fun

Bunnylux,
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What the fuck, it’s so hard

BradleyUffner,

I somehow did worse than random chance.

NENathaniel,
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Thank you for this

TeaHands,
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19 of 24, I am shamed.

BulbasaurBabu,

15 of 24, just throw me into the fires of Mt. Doom

Death_Equity, (edited )

How about a pill that makes you not care about being thrown into the fire of mount doom? It will also remove your libido and may cause rectal spotting.

BulbasaurBabu,

Only if you can guarantee the rectal spotting

Death_Equity,

I can go in dry and give it my best.

Deuces,

17/24. I was so confident going into it…

andy_wijaya_med,
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Got 15/24 and I’m a doctor…

NounsAndWords,

I recognized more antidepressants than characters…

jopepa, in The Naked Ring starring Leslie Nielson

The siren shots could’ve gone on for hours and I’d still watch this twice.

Rayspekt, (edited )

I was hoping they'd overdo it like in the original.

flicker, in A game to play around the holiday table

Where can I play this game?

JoeGermuska,
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flicker,

Thank you.

Hazmatastic, in Poor Choice of Venue

I never thought about this crossover, the Hobbits would dig the fuck out of a visit to Camelot

RIP_Cheems, in Poor Choice of Venue
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AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF HUCKLEBERRY

Mongostein, in The Nazgûl are coming

My friend put a string of dim Christmas lights behind the seats for her kids. It’s pretty cute and the light is mostly blocked by the seats.

Kusimulkku, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

I’ve been in one of those bathrooms. Was rather nice, sitting there in the dark pooping, with my phone illuminating only small part of the stall. Comfy poo

MajorMajormajormajor, in An all too common sleep disorder

You must be jolkien.

ekZepp, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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