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m3t00, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
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want to buy a great checksum of a .jpg of a stupid monkey? cal it nft for short

MystikIncarnate,

An nft is more like a receipt. It says you bought it, there’s reference to the item on the receipt, but the item you bought was actually just the floor display and it remains the floor display whether you purchased it or not. You effectively paid for the receipt of buying the floor display, not the floor display itself.

Idiotic.

Honytawk, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

The thing is that, even if these new ones are the most awful media ever produced. It doesn’t change anything about the old ones. They will still stay awesome. They don’t depreciate just because other media exist. Or that would have already happened with the Rings of Power.

I just wish they put this time and effort into other franchises. I want more Discworld.

demonsword,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

I want more Discworld

so do I, but also fear that executive meddling would butcher the originals beyond all recognition

Moghul, in The Shire is superior

I empathize with the feeling of living a simpler, happier life, but living like a hobbit would suck for a lot of us.

Indoor plumbing, sewage, electricity and internet, are all way more important to the kind of people who are on this site than they might expect. In addition to that, if you’ve never lived in the countryside, rural living and basic peasant subsistence farming is fucking awful. You are constantly working maintenance and rebuilding damaged property. You’re always dirty, smelly, and tired.

Swedneck,
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but like rural people have plumbing, electricity, and internet? the internet one is absolutely trivial nowadays with 4g routers

Acklavidian,

I am pretty sure 4g isn’t really viable for most rural areas.

Swedneck, (edited )
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https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e8922ae4-70e7-460f-9baa-b20c9484de13.png
here’s the 4g coverage in sweden for the Telia network, how much more rural do you want to get? siberia?

Acklavidian,

Yeah our coverage maps look pretty good too. However, in practice the service can be very hit and miss… mostly miss.

Moghul,

To my knowledge, hobbit holes have none of those amenities. You can make one of these in a city or suburb if you can get the permit, it’ll just be a strange looking house. That’s not how I interpreted the post.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

why wouldn’t you assume people want modern niceties? that seems like a pretty obvious thing to assume.

and again, there’s no reason you can’t have this stuff in a rural place, it’s not like rural people in sweden have outhouses and drive to the nearest city to use the internet…

just install a septic tank, drill a well, slap up solar panels and a small wind turbine, and get a 4g router.

Moghul,

I had a whole thing written out but I just don’t feel like arguing about this

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

lol okay

Napain, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

i love how nobody sees this as good news

dasgoat,

takes one glance at Amazon

tacosanonymous, in My one true love

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

PRECIOUS

i_stole_ur_taco,

Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Pancreas :)

Albbi, (edited )

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wanna eat it? :3

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

thisbenzingring,

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat’s can’t resist!

klemptor,

Puppies!!!

acockworkorange,

Pussies

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Pedos

Jimmyeatsausage,

Come on guys…its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

tacosanonymous,

You really need a comma in there.

arken, in My one true love

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

Chetzemoka,

Why you gotta call me out like that?

Aurenkin,

I see you

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

Holyhandgrenade, (edited ) in My one true love
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

Anticorp,

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

He is you, the reader.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You forgot to say that you’re big and bearded.

Bonje, in My one true love
@Bonje@lemmy.world avatar

Hi. It’s me. I’m the potato. Please end it quickly.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Shh! You’ll get boiled for that!

Toneswirly, in My one true love

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

TransplantedSconie,

If we can’t find one, then you must become one for those around us.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

jayrodtheoldbod, in Frodo gets cancelled

And then she made a bunch of Jade eggs for your puss puss and sold them.

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think that’s Ginuwine Paltrow?

mariusafa,

Galadriel is Cate Blanchett

lyam23,
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You’re confusing Cate Blanchet with Gwyneth Paltrow.

ryan213, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!

ChewbaccasClitoris,
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Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re gonna hafta toss me!

Blaze, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
@Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The PJ trilogy still holds up today.

That’s a pretty high bar

FMT99,

Lightning in a bottle, very unlikely to happen a second time. They tried a few times and failed miserably. But you never know.

slaacaa,

Exactly, just look at the horrible Hobbit moves. A breakthrough like LOTR takes an incredible effort, sacrifice, risk taking, and luck. We always look back at these big achievements and think they were inevitable, but that’s not true, it’s hard and rare.

The only thing Warner will achieve is spending a lot of money for somethig that nobody will talk about in 2 years, while people will still rewatch LOTR in decades.

rottingleaf,

while people will still rewatch LOTR in decades.

Ah, I prefer “reread”. LOTR movies too have quite a lot of downsides. Like ignoring the whole of the Old Forest. And they lack the lore feeling which I can’t describe easily.

itsprobablyfine,

I like doing a reread/rewatch. Read the hook then watch it come to life. Honestly going back after all these years I find it like the movies more than when they released even. At the time I was young and wanted them to be more like the books, but as an adult I can understand and even agree with a lot of the changes. For instance, aragon is pretty different in that he’s given more of an arc in the films, and I like that. But of course there’s a thousand things I wish they had time to flesh out more. If they are going to do a remake I wish they’d do a series that allow them to slow down and really get into a lot of that. That’s really the only way I can see them even possibly living up to the Jackson films

rottingleaf,

At the time I was young and wanted them to be more like the books, but as an adult I can understand and even agree with a lot of the changes.

This sentence seems a bit manipulative, as if taking that point of view made one “more adult”. I’d understand resistance to movies themselves waning, as a separate thing of art of their own, being a sign of that.

is pretty different in that he’s given more of an arc in the films

Really?

Aragorn and elves, Aragorn and Gandalf, Aragorn and Arwen, Aragorn and the Rangers, Aragorn and Sauron even, Aragorn and Denethor, Aragorn and Boromir, Aragorn and Frodo, Aragorn and Sam, Aragorn and travel, even Aragorn and Gollum, Aragorn and Gimli, Aragorn and Eomer …

Wouldn’t seem so for me.

Sorry for the Reddit-ish tone.

If they are going to do a remake I wish they’d do a series that allow them to slow down and really get into a lot of that.

At this point I’d just want to live till the IP expires and see fans try.

itsprobablyfine,

I can only speak for myself. I think personally I have a better perspective on things now than when I was 14, but I guess I could be wrong.

I think you’ve misinterpreted what I mean by arc. I guess I meant the character undergoes more personal growth in the films. In the books aragon knows what he’s about from day one. He is stoic af. And I get why he’s written that way and why some would prefer that. In the films he’s much more unsure about himself and over the course of the trilogy you see him kind of grow into being the king so that by the time he takes the crown it feels like you saw the internal journey that got him there. In the books of course we know that this period is what, like, a couple years of his very long life so that would feel more out of place.

Anyway, those kinds of changes bothered me as a teenager, but looking back at them now I feel differently. That’s not to say I like all the choices Jackson made, but I’ve come around on some, understand others better, and have seen enough other material jump from book to film to be super grateful for the effort that whole team put in to try and do these films right.

rottingleaf,

I guess I meant the character undergoes more personal growth in the films. In the books aragon knows what he’s about from day one.

Not entirely, if you remember Dunharrow and the Palantir. And then his other transformations, in Rivendell, in Lorien, in Rohan, and after the coronation, and more. Other than those, where would a 70 years old man grow?

In the films he’s much more unsure about himself and over the course of the trilogy you see him kind of grow into being the king so that by the time he takes the crown it feels like you saw the internal journey that got him there.

Well, in the books it was a 50 years long journey.

In the books of course we know that this period is what, like, a couple years of his very long life so that would feel more out of place.

Yes, I think we understand each other.

those kinds of changes bothered me as a teenager,

For me personally they felt strange because, ahem, Aragorn seemed simply unfit for his role. A person which wouldn’t end up on that track.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I was trying to describe to my MIL (who hasn’t seen the Hobbit movies) how they were bad. I ended up with

Do you remember the barrel scene in the Hobbit? How would you describe it?

“It’s kind of where Bilbo really felt his confidence, where he tried the ring for the first time and rescued the dwarves, and they snuck out down the river to the city”

Great great, and do you remember the battalion of orcs trying to kill them while they went downstream with Legolas and Tauriel doing sweet kick flips over them, while Bombur bounced around jokingly killing a dozen of them, and then Fili having a moment of weakness for his elf princess love while he opened the gate and then he gets shot with a poisoned arrow?

…no

Well there you go.

They took one of the most endearing moments of the book and made it a joke. No, they cannot recreate the Lord of the Rings. Even if you don’t like PJ’s version, there’s just no way modern Hollywood can do to improve on it.

azertyfun,

It’s not “modern” Hollywood. Hollywood has been pretty consistently trash over the decades, most adaptations in the '90s were shit as well.

Of course no-one’s going to beat PJ at LOTR. Because no good creative is going to be interested in the challenge when PJ already did the thing perfectly so only soulless corpo-ghouls think a remake is a good idea.

But there are still flukes like LOTR from time to time when the moons align and funding goes to actually talented creators. Two years ago we got Dune, this summer we got Barbie.

rottingleaf,

Dune is arguable. And PJ’s LOTR is arguable too. Barbie I haven’t seen.

Obi,
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I wouldn’t put either of those in quite the same category as LOTR but I do agree that good stuff is still being made here and there, I think people just like to complain and also only think about the best bits of the past, while LOTR came out a million shitty movies also did you just don’t remember them.

CordanWraith,

I agree that it’s unlikely that we’ll ever get a better adaptation. But to say that PJ’s adaptions were perfect is a bit insulting to the books. They weren’t great adaptions. Good movies on their own, but PJ was very opinionated and they weren’t super faithful.

Klear,

Great adaptations are never super faithful. Adapting means changing stuff around to make it work on a new medium.

I do agree the PJ movies have some issues, but for other reasons.

_sideffect, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

With a new, diverse cast from all ethnical backgrounds!

milicent_bystandr,

Now featuring genuine dwarfs acting the dwarves.

And internet trolls for the trolls.

Orcas for the orcs?

And, to bring in the American audience, Mexicans as the “men of the south”.

dlpkl,

As opposed to an all white cast that definitely isn’t more suspicious!

potatogunkelly, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

New “Lord of the Rings” movies scheduled to be cancelled after completion by David Zazlav for a tax break

soviettaters,

I desperately hope so. The amount of effort that went into the current movies cannot be matched by anybody in Hollywood except maybe Christopher Nolan.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Or you know... Peter Jackson again.

soviettaters,

Why, though? He already made two trilogies.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

You said the level of effort can't be matched. It certainly can by the same man.

rottingleaf,

I know I wouldn’t like his attempt at that in its entirety, if it happens, but yes.

oDDmON,

Would give multiple stars to this comment if I could.

Assman, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there’s a ton of material in the books we didn’t get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into “hey look there’s some elves”, no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that’s just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn’t time for that in a feature film.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Careful what you wish for. You’ll get a “Tolkien Cinematic Universe” pile of algorithm driven ersatz ‘content’.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That doesn’t happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

rottingleaf,

There’s a difference, metaphorically, between the ballad and the accompanying ambient harp play, and in general background music.

The former is inconvenient - like a book or a tale. It conveys a story, a position, a morale, which inevitably leads to conflict and conflict is bad for business. It also can’t be generated from existing stories and positions to cover all audiences, they’ll average to the same bland product. It can only be borne out of human instincts and experiences. Even totalitarian propaganda has historically used real feelings and experiences.

While the latter can be generated and pipelined.

So the modern “consumerist” recommendation for art is to never look at the root, never search for the ballad itself, only for tables and food and harps and ambient play and windows and stones and the weather. And even if you look at what’s supposed to be the art at the root, it’s assumed that the modern way is to only rationalize it, find technical, formal similarities and intersections with something else, like a style or a touch, but never allow it to bloom naturally. Getting at the essence of things is seen as impolite and asocial.

(Reminds me of that quote about white color and wisdom.)

It’s literally soulless.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

As some kind of “filler” in a TV series is actually the only way I can see the Tom Bombadil content working on the screen. It’s just too specific to work in any other way IMO, even though I would like to see something. (Especially with Jack Black as Tom Bombadil, can you imagine him ring-a-ding dillowing xD)

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! That’s what I meant, not a filler in the sense of boring content, but as a neat excursion outside of the main plot line. :)

That LoU episode is one of my favourite episodes over any series btw 💚

Godric,

I don’t think there is a version of our world where Tom Bombadil is done well onscreen. While Jack Black has the energy for him, I would see Jack Black and not Bombadil Hey-Dol-Merry-Dol-ing.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah maybe/probably. That’s always my biggest problem with famous actors, you know them as actors and thus the bridge to the character is further. I like when new/unknown actors are cast for large roles for that reason.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

I had never actually fan casted anyone as Tom Bombadil, but now I will forever have Jack Black in my head.

Although, knowing Hollywood, it’d be Chris Pratt.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

It was the same for me, I didn’t spend time imagining who could play Tom, but when I saw this painting, I knew Jack would be perfect. He would be so naturally comfortable in that role, I imagine.

Ensign_Crab,

He would pronounce it “hrrrring-a-ding dillow.”

But then we’d have Kyle Gass as Goldberry.

rottingleaf,

It’s one of the core parts. Makes sense PJ and most commenters agree in discarding it. One can say it’s the closest we get in the book to characters talking to Middle-Earth itself. (Something no sane person would discard from Narnia books, for example.)

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