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ech, in The Shire is superior

Do hobbit holes get the gigabit hookup?

emptiestplace,

What if gigabit hookup is the problem?

blanketswithsmallpox,

It’s not, but we can pretend like it is!

Kusimulkku,

Surely you mean gigahobbit

kif,

1000/500 is the default in Hobbiton, but up to 8Gbps is available across most of Tue country!

desmosthenes, in The Shire is superior
@desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

what’s stopping you?

Crowfiend,

Are you asking sarcastically? Or realistically? Cause realistically, wwwooowww what a list

desmosthenes,
@desmosthenes@lemmy.world avatar

yea sarcastically ^^ but with a hint of notsomuch

illumrial, in The Shire is superior

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pretty sure that’s exactly what them Hobbitses smoke. So you just saying you want shire life.

minibyte,

I’m in.

illumrial,

Hell yeah I want that Shire life

yngmnwntr,

In the books it’s very explicitly tobacco. However in the movies it was clearly meant to be psychoactive, if not actual cannabis. Either way sign me up for that organic Hobbit grown middle earth smoke.

shice, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.

Here’s the Etsy link for them: www.etsy.com/shop/FlareForTheDramatic

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is gold

elbucho, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.

Pumafred9,

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

21Cabbage, (edited )

Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

elbucho,
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Well that image is now stuck in my head forever…

GBU_28,

“it’s powdered sugar”

“It’s delicious”

GBU_28,

He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

troyunrau, in Apology
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

You had ChatGPT write that apology, eh? ;)

juli,

When I was done, I thought about it 😀

GraniteM, (edited )

Rewrite the following, and make it more concise:

[original post text]

Today, I shared an impressive AI-generated image in c/memes, but it was later removed, prompting me to remove it from c/lotrmemes myself. This incident raised concerns about the role of AI in our online interactions. While a human initially selected and shared the image, the AI could potentially post images independently in the future. Allowing AI-generated content in forums risks diminishing human interaction, transforming our community spaces into mere interactions with machines.

I’m reminded of Facebook’s shift from emphasizing human verification to now allowing artificial profiles that post solely AI-generated content. This shift highlights a broader trend where profit-driven platforms prioritize interactions, whether human or robotic. While the technological advancements are remarkable, I’m hesitant about a future where we can’t distinguish between human reality and AI-generated fiction. I don’t want to live in a world dominated by machine interactions rather than human connections.

Make it more concise than that.

Today, I shared an impressive AI-generated image in c/memes, but it was later removed. This incident raises concerns about AI’s role in online interactions, risking a shift towards machine-dominated spaces. Facebook’s move to allow AI-generated content on profiles reflects this trend. While the technology is impressive, I’m wary of a future where human connections are overshadowed by machine interactions.

Now rewrite that as if I’m a medieval peasant.

Mornin’, shared a magical image drawn by an invisible hand in the digital scrolls of c/memes. Yet, it got taken down, makin’ me ponder about these unseen forces. Facebook, the electronic village square, now allows magical images without a human touch. The marvels are grand, but I fear a time when human bonds wither 'neath the shadow of machines.

–ChatGPT 3.5

juli, (edited )

Same prompt to mixtral-8x7B via huggingface

Earlier, I shared an AI-generated image, but it was later removed from /c/memes. This incident prompted me to reflect on allowing AI-generated content in forums, as doing so may replace human interaction with machine-driven posts. Although AI advancements like these are impressive, I don’t desire to see its content dominate discussions and potentially blur the lines between human reality and fabricated experiences. Apologies for any confusion, and I appreciate gaining deeper insight into this matter.

Even more concise

Posting an AI-generated image led to reflection upon integrating such content in online communities; while technologically advanced, permitting machines to control discourse risks diminishing genuine human connections. Though impressed by current achievements, I aim to preserve real interactions without becoming indistinguishable from machine-created worlds. Grateful for newfound awareness.

Now write it as if was in lord of the rings

In the spirit of sharing, I displayed an enchanted likeness earlier today, crafted through unknown arts beyond my own understanding. Alas, swiftly taken away did this offering vanish from the hallowed boards of /c/memes, leaving me to contemplate the consequences of introducing mystical manifestations amongst us mortals. For should we embrace the uncanny prowess of sorcery in our daily exchanges, dare I say we tread perilously close towards relinquishing heartfelt camaraderie among ourselves—rather trading blows with ethereal beings unseen and unheard until now.

With heavy heart and somber voice echoing across Middle Earth’s verdant landscapes, I beseech you all to consider wisely whether interweaving eldritch powers within our midst shall prove beneficial or detrimental unto mankind’s irreplaceable bond. Let it never be said that we welcomed shadows knowingly, nor sacrificed cherished friendships atop Mordor’s treacherous slopes.

Even_Adder, in Apology

I don’t think you have anything you need to apologize for.

juli,

Thx

swab148, in Yes
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Where meme?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes

scrubbles, in Apology
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I think there’s a difference from the doom and gloom of your post and the actual problem. Quick generated-spam content is really what you’re arguing against.

I can see the use of well crafted jokes in the form of AI art being acceptable. I do not like low-quality spam content though.

I think it’s too rash to just say “ban AI content” and instead reinforce rules like “Ban low effort posts/comments”. The AI stuff that’s low quality farming has been pretty obvious.

juli, (edited )

Thx for the input. I’ll think about it further

rgb3x3, (edited ) in Have some stew

I always thought the “no man can kill me” not including women was a dumb loophole.

The Nazgul should have written his rule as “no gender identity can kill me.”

zagaberoo,

It does feel like weird wordplay in a context where ‘men’ is so consistently used to refer to humankind. Could a boy have killed it?

Split hairs aside, it’s an awesome moment for Eowyn.

Fogle,

Apparently it was a prophecy that he "would not fall to the hand of (a) man or something like that. But merry stabbing him is really what broke his magic protection severing his soul from the wraith realm or something like that

BastingChemina,

I don’t think the “No man can kill me” is some kind of magical immunity, more a brag.

nezbyte, in Have some stew

The Witch King looks so sad, Eowyn must’ve forgotten to add potatoes to the stew.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy, (edited )
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

What’s taters, precious?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Po-tay-toes!

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy, (edited )
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar
fluxion,

It was delicious actually, but in his haste he didn’t allow adequate time for cooling and his essence was destroyed

Annoyed_Crabby,

He looks like he just had lemon

buycurious, in Have some stew

Time to roll this one out again for those that haven’t read it:

Don’t you dare Don’t you FUCKING DARE besmirch Eowyn’s name like that You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally fucking useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the fucking flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-goddamn-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have fucking Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a goddamn brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal? No fuckin way, Eowyn is stressed af and she’ll be damned if you’re gonna give her shit for not being able to Gordon Ramsay on the road with nothing edible but lumps of whatever the hell that was in the soup. Tbh it’s a fucking miracle considering the circumstances that Eowyn managed to conjure soup out of nothing - you’re not gonna give her shit because she didn’t add enough flour to the base, you take it and are fucking grateful. Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some shitty suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he fucking didn’t, because that would be a grade A dick move, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just fucking lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of shit. So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup. 😤

casmael,

Fukn amen to that 🙏

subignition, in Have some stew
@subignition@kbin.social avatar

I am Gnome Ann!

Malgas,
CyberEgg, in He'll go down in history

These names sound like a hell of a pansexual orgy.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Pansexual Orgy would, in turn, be a hell of a title for a Christmas album.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Count me in

feedum_sneedson, in It's a crime!

YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A WIZARD

or you might, actually

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

An installation wizard.

feedum_sneedson,

Yeah, that’s what I was getting at.

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