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Kolanaki, in Hank has standards
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What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava and tossing the ring in?

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Because Aperture Labs didn’t open until the 1950s duh.

MegaUltraChicken,

I blame Elrond. He should’ve drop kicked Isildur’s ass right into the volcano.

can, in Hank has standards
JCreazy,

Lol that was completely unexpected

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

lolll yes. i don’t know though it’s still a valid question. but i have to say, reading the novels, i didn’t really question it. however once i saw the films, i couldn’t help questioning it.

JCreazy,

I’ve always read that it was because the eagles were way too important to be a taxi service.

uid0gid0,
ooterness,

It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!

Omega_Jimes, in They are not for eating

Somebody’s been reading old issues of Knight of the Dinner Table?

Viking_Hippie, in Lord of the Rings Fan Can’t Wait to Explain How Viggo Mortensen Actually Murdered 26 Extras in This Scene

Still well below Viggo’s average of 54 extras murdered per scene, though.

While filming the extremely aptly named A History of Violence, he single-handedly halved the population of King City, Ontario.

ryan213, in Lord of the Rings Fan Can’t Wait to Explain How Viggo Mortensen Actually Murdered 26 Extras in This Scene
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

How many did JRD murder??

MufinMcFlufin, in Right?

So I regularly use CA glue at work (which is what some super glues are) and here’s what I do to most of the time not get it on my hands: use a sticky note or other scrap piece of paper, pour a bit more than you intend to use, use a toothpick to pull a small amount off, apply to the intended surfaces, hold surfaces together for a few minutes keeping hands away from where they’ve stuck together. If you can hold them together with one hand then you can use the toothpick to try to smooth out the seam from excess glue if you have any.

CA comes in different thicknesses, and in general they set faster the thinner the glue is, so how fast you’ll need to do this and how long you’ll need to hold the surfaces together can vary between seconds and a few minutes. I’ve never tried using acetone to break up CA glue, but I know you can get a bottle of debonding stuff from BSI, which we use to great effect. Outside of that, hot water and gentle picking at the hardened adhesive will help if you get your fingers stuck together.

rustydomino, in They are not for eating
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve not seen this meme format before but I’m really liking it! It’s more wholesome than the Captain America in an elevator template.

CaptnKarisma,

Thanks man its something I memesmithed back on another site I won’t mention. Not sure Lemmy has a meme template community but I could post the blank one in the feed maybe.

JohnDClay, (edited ) in They are not for eating
Varyk, in They are not for eating

I’m so glad that Sean is the meme now.

akincisor, in They are not for eating

Last frame needs to be dead Sean Bean. He needs to die in the memes too.

Viking_Hippie,

Otherwise, we can’t know for sure that it’s him.

NataliePortland, in They are not for eating
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh this one took me a minute- it’s half of a halfling!

itsnicodegallo,

Kind of weird to call them “hobbits” and then pivot to “halflings” when the joke relies on that as the setup.

florge,

Feel like if halflings was included in the setup then the punchline would be too obvious.

TeaHands, in Right?
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Once managed to drop a bit on the floor without noticing, then step in it. Only realised when I attempted to suddenly turn and walk away, ripping my foot from the floorboard with a sound I shall never forget.

It was not a good day.

TheGreenGolem, in Right?
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Perfect stop on the 3rd picture.

EtherWhack, in Right?
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

If you ever have this happen, acetone will dissolve superglue (and most plastics)

BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider, in Right?

Every single time. And forget about getting more than one use without cutting off a portion of the tip. That needle cap thing does nothing.

threelonmusketeers,

forget about getting more than one use

Do you store it in the fridge? I found that to greatly extend the shelf life of open tubes.

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