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Makeitstop, in He'll go down in history

It always bothers me that the song assumes I know all the other reindeer, but then has to ask if I recall the most famous reindeer of all.

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

It’s especially annoying, because this particular reindeer didn’t even actually exist at all until this song.

It’s literally saying “this thing I am making up right now is going to be super popular.” It’s quite the called shot.

Viking_Hippie,

It’s like if someone assumed you knew all about Joe, Katherine, Rebbie, Jackie and Randy and then they’re like “but did you ever hear about this kid MICHAEL Jackson??”

buycurious, in Have some stew

Time to roll this one out again for those that haven’t read it:

Don’t you dare Don’t you FUCKING DARE besmirch Eowyn’s name like that You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally fucking useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the fucking flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-goddamn-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have fucking Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a goddamn brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal? No fuckin way, Eowyn is stressed af and she’ll be damned if you’re gonna give her shit for not being able to Gordon Ramsay on the road with nothing edible but lumps of whatever the hell that was in the soup. Tbh it’s a fucking miracle considering the circumstances that Eowyn managed to conjure soup out of nothing - you’re not gonna give her shit because she didn’t add enough flour to the base, you take it and are fucking grateful. Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some shitty suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he fucking didn’t, because that would be a grade A dick move, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just fucking lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of shit. So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup. 😤

casmael,

Fukn amen to that 🙏

arken, in My one true love

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

Chetzemoka,

Why you gotta call me out like that?

Aurenkin,

I see you

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

ryan213, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!

ChewbaccasClitoris,
@ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz avatar

Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re gonna hafta toss me!

MrEff, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

The copyright expires in 2044. The Perter Jackson series came out 2001-2003. From a studio point it is approaching the now or never time. They need to make one within the next few years to be able to make a 3rd one just before the end of copyright. From a studio buisness perspective this makes sense and is kind of a no-brainer.

elbucho, in Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.

Pumafred9,

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

21Cabbage, (edited )

Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

elbucho,
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

Well that image is now stuck in my head forever…

GBU_28,

“it’s powdered sugar”

“It’s delicious”

GBU_28,

He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

illumrial, in The Shire is superior

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pretty sure that’s exactly what them Hobbitses smoke. So you just saying you want shire life.

minibyte,

I’m in.

illumrial,

Hell yeah I want that Shire life

yngmnwntr,

In the books it’s very explicitly tobacco. However in the movies it was clearly meant to be psychoactive, if not actual cannabis. Either way sign me up for that organic Hobbit grown middle earth smoke.

Hupf, in Gandalf The Grey

PSYCHOTHERAPIST

scrubbles, in Apology
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I think there’s a difference from the doom and gloom of your post and the actual problem. Quick generated-spam content is really what you’re arguing against.

I can see the use of well crafted jokes in the form of AI art being acceptable. I do not like low-quality spam content though.

I think it’s too rash to just say “ban AI content” and instead reinforce rules like “Ban low effort posts/comments”. The AI stuff that’s low quality farming has been pretty obvious.

juli, (edited )

Thx for the input. I’ll think about it further

Lawnman23, (edited ) in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
runswithjedi, (edited ) in Why does this happen every time?

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

Socket462, (edited )

Now I need a t-shirt with this sentence and some friends wo can get it

Chrobin,

USB plugs are spinors: They need a 4π rotation until they reach their initial orientation.

MajorMajormajormajor, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Gondor has no remake. Gondor needs no remake.

milicent_bystandr,

Alas, it is not for Gondor to decide what the copyright holders do with them.

can, in Hank has standards
JCreazy,

Lol that was completely unexpected

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

lolll yes. i don’t know though it’s still a valid question. but i have to say, reading the novels, i didn’t really question it. however once i saw the films, i couldn’t help questioning it.

JCreazy,

I’ve always read that it was because the eagles were way too important to be a taxi service.

uid0gid0,
ooterness,

It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!

JoMiran, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

This seems like a good opportunity to use an elvish translator.

doctordevice, in Now that's how you worldcraft!

Who is John? Everyone knows JRR Tolkien stands for Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

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