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Napain, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

i love how nobody sees this as good news

dasgoat,

takes one glance at Amazon

Vegan_Joe, in Frodo gets cancelled

Elves made the sword in the first place…

Krauerking,

Yeah and honestly that doesn’t do much to silence the idea of racist origins funny enough.

Moghul, in The Shire is superior

I empathize with the feeling of living a simpler, happier life, but living like a hobbit would suck for a lot of us.

Indoor plumbing, sewage, electricity and internet, are all way more important to the kind of people who are on this site than they might expect. In addition to that, if you’ve never lived in the countryside, rural living and basic peasant subsistence farming is fucking awful. You are constantly working maintenance and rebuilding damaged property. You’re always dirty, smelly, and tired.

Swedneck,
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but like rural people have plumbing, electricity, and internet? the internet one is absolutely trivial nowadays with 4g routers

Acklavidian,

I am pretty sure 4g isn’t really viable for most rural areas.

Swedneck, (edited )
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https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e8922ae4-70e7-460f-9baa-b20c9484de13.png
here’s the 4g coverage in sweden for the Telia network, how much more rural do you want to get? siberia?

Acklavidian,

Yeah our coverage maps look pretty good too. However, in practice the service can be very hit and miss… mostly miss.

Moghul,

To my knowledge, hobbit holes have none of those amenities. You can make one of these in a city or suburb if you can get the permit, it’ll just be a strange looking house. That’s not how I interpreted the post.

Swedneck,
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why wouldn’t you assume people want modern niceties? that seems like a pretty obvious thing to assume.

and again, there’s no reason you can’t have this stuff in a rural place, it’s not like rural people in sweden have outhouses and drive to the nearest city to use the internet…

just install a septic tank, drill a well, slap up solar panels and a small wind turbine, and get a 4g router.

Moghul,

I had a whole thing written out but I just don’t feel like arguing about this

Swedneck,
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lol okay

aeronmelon, in The Beacon is Lit!

“Gondor calls for eyebleach!!”

Assman, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there’s a ton of material in the books we didn’t get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into “hey look there’s some elves”, no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that’s just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn’t time for that in a feature film.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Careful what you wish for. You’ll get a “Tolkien Cinematic Universe” pile of algorithm driven ersatz ‘content’.

Assman,
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That doesn’t happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

rottingleaf,

There’s a difference, metaphorically, between the ballad and the accompanying ambient harp play, and in general background music.

The former is inconvenient - like a book or a tale. It conveys a story, a position, a morale, which inevitably leads to conflict and conflict is bad for business. It also can’t be generated from existing stories and positions to cover all audiences, they’ll average to the same bland product. It can only be borne out of human instincts and experiences. Even totalitarian propaganda has historically used real feelings and experiences.

While the latter can be generated and pipelined.

So the modern “consumerist” recommendation for art is to never look at the root, never search for the ballad itself, only for tables and food and harps and ambient play and windows and stones and the weather. And even if you look at what’s supposed to be the art at the root, it’s assumed that the modern way is to only rationalize it, find technical, formal similarities and intersections with something else, like a style or a touch, but never allow it to bloom naturally. Getting at the essence of things is seen as impolite and asocial.

(Reminds me of that quote about white color and wisdom.)

It’s literally soulless.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
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As some kind of “filler” in a TV series is actually the only way I can see the Tom Bombadil content working on the screen. It’s just too specific to work in any other way IMO, even though I would like to see something. (Especially with Jack Black as Tom Bombadil, can you imagine him ring-a-ding dillowing xD)

Assman,
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Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn’t feel out of place in the series to me. That’s what I’m getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
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Yes! That’s what I meant, not a filler in the sense of boring content, but as a neat excursion outside of the main plot line. :)

That LoU episode is one of my favourite episodes over any series btw 💚

Godric,

I don’t think there is a version of our world where Tom Bombadil is done well onscreen. While Jack Black has the energy for him, I would see Jack Black and not Bombadil Hey-Dol-Merry-Dol-ing.

CaptainBlagbird,
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Yeah maybe/probably. That’s always my biggest problem with famous actors, you know them as actors and thus the bridge to the character is further. I like when new/unknown actors are cast for large roles for that reason.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

I had never actually fan casted anyone as Tom Bombadil, but now I will forever have Jack Black in my head.

Although, knowing Hollywood, it’d be Chris Pratt.

CaptainBlagbird,
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It was the same for me, I didn’t spend time imagining who could play Tom, but when I saw this painting, I knew Jack would be perfect. He would be so naturally comfortable in that role, I imagine.

Ensign_Crab,

He would pronounce it “hrrrring-a-ding dillow.”

But then we’d have Kyle Gass as Goldberry.

rottingleaf,

It’s one of the core parts. Makes sense PJ and most commenters agree in discarding it. One can say it’s the closest we get in the book to characters talking to Middle-Earth itself. (Something no sane person would discard from Narnia books, for example.)

kibiz0r, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

My work used to have the bathroom on a one-minute timer, so you’d end up in the dark if you were too still at the urinal.

So you have to choose how you want someone to perceive you if they walk in while you’re mid-stream:

  • “Was this guy dancing while peeing or just shifting his weight a lot?”
  • The lights flickering for just a second as you frantically wave one hand over your head
  • A piss goblin who has fully embraced the darkness
Kusimulkku,

Wouldn’t everyone just know you’d be doing that because of the lights?

kibiz0r,

People that work there, yes. But it was next to a conference area which often had folks from out of town or external to the company. Dudes in suits who are just there to shake hands and give a presentation.

So imagine some highly honored guest chuckling with the CEO and then 5 seconds later opening the bathroom door to find a sweaty nerd in flannel flailing around at the urinal.

feedum_sneedson, in It's a crime!

YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A WIZARD

or you might, actually

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

An installation wizard.

feedum_sneedson,

Yeah, that’s what I was getting at.

hedgehogging_the_bed, in He'll go down in history

For ducks sake:

If it was “for another reindeer was conceived.” then the line would rhyme properly and fit into the song.

chiliedogg,

It rhymes, but doesn’t fit the meter.

“By the final reindeer conceived” fits better, but changes Rudolph to the deceiver, not Yulish prince.

_lilith, in My one true love
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

jjjalljs, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

If I was going to do more lotr content, I’d probably do something with the Eastern front of the war. What did the blue wizards get up to?

rottingleaf,

Likely rot in some pit

nezbyte, in Have some stew

The Witch King looks so sad, Eowyn must’ve forgotten to add potatoes to the stew.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy, (edited )
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What’s taters, precious?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Po-tay-toes!

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy, (edited )
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fluxion,

It was delicious actually, but in his haste he didn’t allow adequate time for cooling and his essence was destroyed

Annoyed_Crabby,

He looks like he just had lemon

magnor, (edited ) in I wish it need not have happened in my time.
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This is an article from February 2023 about War of the Rohirrim and similar projects, not a remake of the 2001 trilogy.

ruckblack, in I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Oh no

alsaaas, in My one true love
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Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

rmuk, in My one true love

TOES

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