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RomeCallen, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

that is really fkn funny

kadu,
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/r/apple could've only allowed discussions about fruit.

But instead they decided to return to normal operations - they're in the group of mods unreasonably afraid of losing their position as mods, which is honestly quite bizarre.

I understand building a community and wanting to keep at it (I moderated 3 large Brazilian subreddits) but at this point, you just want the title - because you've already lost control, trust, and quality.

dystop,
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they’re in the group of mods unreasonably afraid of losing their position as mods, which is honestly quite bizarre

Not thaat bizarre. People like being in positions of power.

ergifruit,

you mean a subreddit made to bootlick a corporate entity is bootlicking a corporate entity? woah

JshKlsn,
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Mods of anything to do with Apple should be in most support. Spez specifically came after the developer of the most popular iOS app.

I guess they don't care as long as they can still put that they moderate a popular Apple subreddit on their resume lol

DocMcStuffin, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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archive.ph link for those who don't want to give reddit traffic.

LenticularTorsion,

Btw I edited my post to link to your link instead

LenticularTorsion,

Thanks, didn't think of that!

demvoter,
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30,052,708 John Oliver Enthusiasts - Lolol

lynny, in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase
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Good. The rule is stupid and deserves to be worked around. Water is essential. I hate when I go to these kinds of public places and they give you no option to get water other than bringing it yourself. Poor logistics on the part of the event organizers.

rastilin,

I think these rules are intended to be malicious. If you want to make it hard for people to organize but just banning them is illegal, the next step is to just make it super uncomfortable for them to hang around, so, no water.

vyvanse,
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For real... do they want people dying??

CynAq,
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They want people to not be there, at least for long.

InfiniWheel,

Isn't that like the opposite of the purpose of big events like these?

CynAq,
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It doesn't look like the rule is from the event organizers. Most likely local government who want's the money from the event while keeping the turnover high so that people will come, spend their money, and fuck off as soon as possible.

c2h6,

I think it's more likely that the festival has other stalls selling water for a ridiculous markup.

dystop,
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The official reason for such rules are usually "we need a mix of vendors" or something like that.

The unofficial, true reason is usually that the organizer wants to be the only one selling water so they can sell it for $5.

smuuthbrane, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Dammit, I do NOT need any more temptations to go back to Reddit!! DAMN YOU SEXY JOHN OLIVER!!

LenticularTorsion,

John Oliver, the savior of reddit?

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just waiting for the inevitable AI generated NSFW John Oliver influx.

exixx, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

This is actually the reason I'm here on Lemmy now. I love John Oliver but with all the other dark subreddits it was a bit much, and already had been looking into it. Led to Lemmy by too much sexy John Oliver.

rob_t_firefly,
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Stupid sexy Oliver!

dystop,
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like porn, sexy John Oliver pics are the gateway to Satan.

deviant,

On my way to post sexy feet pics because nobody's seen John Oliver's sexy feet, or have they...

kadu,
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You know, this reminds me there's a literal WikiFeet for cataloguing information and pictures of feet from celebrities and sub-celebrities.

I honestly can't decide if I like the internet or not.

LenticularTorsion,

Er.... Whut

megane_kun,
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Well then, there's still no entry for John Oliver there.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1dcc7ca0-3adf-4e60-8082-44258e7acdfb.png

Not sure whether or not it's a good thing.

seeCseas,

Cataloguing? Er... Like people are sorting celebs' feet by size, color, shape and whatever else? I don't know how to respond to that....

LenticularTorsion,

Every time you view a John Oliver pic, God kills a kitten.

not_woody_shaw,

Who is this god person anyway?

greybeard,

Oh, so we have a way to deal with the wild house cat population destroying birds.

JollyBrancher,
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"I want to see a sexy picture of John Oliver." "We have a sexy picture of John Oliver at home." Sexy picture of John Oliver at home: Adam Driver

cats,
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Hey now, that’s Adam Driver slander

JollyBrancher,
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The only rational way to be upset would be if you were dead set on the steamy John Oliver exposure! I just had to do a role-reversal of John and the man whose foot was on his neck for over a season, daddy Driver.

4am, in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase
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This is often (but not always!) done at events where either the organizers, or the permitting government, suspects that people may use drugs and want to "discourage" such behavior.

TBH that just makes it more of a human rights violation.

I went to a club in NYC 20-ish years ago and they were selling bottled water for $6 a bottle (in 2001!) The bathrooms only had hot water so no one could refill. It was also quite hot in the main room. Scumbags.

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

How does restricting water stop people from taking drugs? I imagine people can still sniff cocaine or swallow a pill easily.

seeCseas,

Er... drinking water helps with consuming drugs?

buckykat,

Staying hydrated on molly/ecstasy is important

seeCseas,

huh, interesting.

so... they're denying everyone water to stop some people from getting high? still doesn't seem right to me tbh.

buckykat,

Well, that's because it isn't right. But this sort of backwards thinking is extremely common in anti drug policy.

The RAVE Act and crack house laws only punish organizers who knowingly allow drug use to happen at their events or premises...Rave organizers told Anderson that, as a result, they try to avoid looking like they're aware of drug use at their events...Some organizers don't even offer free bottled water to help prevent heat strokes, a potentially fatal side-effect of some drug use on the dance floor.

From Vox

young_broccoli,

How does not selling watter discourages drug use? Like, i get that some drugs can or must be diluted in watter, but I know you can get high on most things without it. What was their logic? Drugs bad :c Heatstroke yay c:!??

BrambleDog,

You are on the right track but it is more malicious than that.

The drug deals done in dance clubs is generally the clubs own product being sold. In every jurisdiction in the US essentially, establishments that serve alcohol are by law required to serve free water. If some suckers spend the $6 on water, cool, but otherwise, those water bottles are the best way to hide drug profits.

Ever wonder why DJs are spraying the crowd down with bottled water from the bar and it isn't just part of the clubs set design? They gotta get rid of the inventory.

geoffervescent, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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/r/gifs currently is following suit! If you still have a reddit account go vote ASAP! (Also unsubscribe from all your "business as usual" subs as possible, immediately, if you can't delete your account immediately for whatever reason)

LenticularTorsion,

Voting is done, they're doing the same hahahaha

eee,

Oh this is absolutely hilarious.

dystop,
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/r/showerthoughts is also doing something similar.

theusualuser,

Took a peek and it doesn't look like there's any recent posts on /r/gifs ? Like, sort by new and everything other that 5 reddit is killing itself posts is at least 19 days old. What's up with that?

7ime1ock,

It might be a problem on your end. I'm looking at sub and I see posts of John Oliver.

qat,

I see it too! This is the best form of protest ever.

Bero,
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you probably were on /r/gif instead of /r/gifs

coldv, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Lol very nicely done!

Kaiser, in Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase
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I like that we’re allowing images here instead of just text only.

c2h6,

Yeah this seems like an improvement to me.

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, that's good to know!

young_broccoli,

For sure!

Ps: I spent like 30 seconds looking at the OP thinking "Where's the post?" before realizing.

cybervseas, in [META] 2.8k subscribers - welcome! Updates, Rules and Navigating the Fediverse

Thanks for creating this community! I must confess I wasn't part of it on the other site because it was too active. I was however part of deliciouscompliance, which was a lot of fun.

I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone has to share. Who knows I might have some things to share, too!

dystop,
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You're welcome! Hope you like it here, and feel free to share! We don't bite, I promise!

Kaiser, in You really need to think about what is more important...
@Kaiser@lemmy.world avatar

Great story, thanks for sharing.

I can see not leaving if pay stayed the same and responsibilities got smaller. Normally it’s the other way around. If you don’t care about titles it might be a nice change.

MargotRobbie, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Only having pictures of John Oliver is definitely an improvement over normal r/pic.

LenticularTorsion,

I thought so too. Such a big default sub is pretty useless.

Idreamofcheesy,

You didn't like "I haven't beaten my wife in 6 days!" With a picture of a thumbs up, no face or anything?

00Lemming, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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This may be the best highlight of spez incompetence 🍿 For everyone talking smack on the moderators, this is exactly what they should be doing. Malicious compliance. Make it hard for Reddit to know what is going on. Love to see it.

jimmyjazx, in Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!

A bit mean to the kind lady behind you in line tho?

CannaVet,

After offering my card to the person in front of me and being declined, I too would enjoy the show.

Cevilia,
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If I was the kind lady behind them in line, I'd just shut up and watch the masterclass :P

dystop,
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Yeah that's true. It's been a long time since it happened, but I remember she was also puzzled at the cashier's behavior, so I'd love to think that she enjoyed it too!

danielton,
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If I was behind you, I would have enjoyed the show!

personalife, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Now this is the definition of malicious compliance!

LenticularTorsion,

This sure as hell is!

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