zombuey,

Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

psycho_driver,

We have that same blanket.

LizardKing15,

My wife has the same titties

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Do you use it the same way as in the pic? :D

sorta_severine,

Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they're nursing because it's about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they're old enough to grab the cover, they'll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn't lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

flubba86,

That baby's face is hilarious. She's like "Yo, where did mum go?".

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

art101,

Mama!!! Peekaboo is between two and two thirty right after this little piggy, please don't mess with my schedule!

chuso,
@chuso@kbin.social avatar

The Spanish translation doesn't make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

This is an old picture, so I'm assuming it was made when translations weren't fantastic yet.

BuddhaBeettle,
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Im laughing my spanish ass off at the translation.

samus12345,
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Google translate says "If you need mom to feed you please cover thank you"

Hypersapien,

If you're going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

drmoose,

That's one lucky baby

Oniume,

Bro, creepy, what the fuck

drmoose,

Oh please don't get bent out over a tittie joke lol

Oniume,

Sexualising breastfeeding a baby is weird man

drmoose,

If that's how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

mouth_brood,

How else is the comment supposed to be perceived?

Stopwatch8200,

I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don't like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.

100beep,

“this kid’s lucky to have a mother that’ll say ‘screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid’”

DimmedNeon,

It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

dystop, (edited )
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

So I got a few reports based on this.

In the interest of transparency - I'm leaving this up for now because it's not illegal:

  • Sexualising the baby would be considered rule-breaking and the comment removed, but that isn't the case here
  • Sexualising the act of breastfeeding (which some people think this comment does - but it's not unanimous) is perhaps in poor taste, but not illegal in itself.
  • Expressing a preference for, uh, certain physical traits is fine, although that may again be viewed as creepy by some people.

As mod, I'll remove posts that are illegal, discriminatory or harassing, and this post doesn't meet those criteria. Regardless, the downvotes here should be a signal that some people find this distasteful.

Feel free to upvote/downvote this post if you agree or disagree. The decision above was made based on my own evaluation, but I'll use the vote spread on this comment as an indicator of whether the community prefers a stricter policy.

Cevilia,
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I love every part of this except the sign.

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