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Track_Shovel, in Eruption also works... 🌋
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Jamie’s crying

Finish what you started

Someone get me a doctor

Poundcake

Holy fuck, this meme writes itself

Rolando,

I’ll Wait

Loss Of Control

Unchained

Bottoms Up!

db2,

Runnin’ With the Devil

PP_BOY_, in reverse Indy
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Thats… not the opposite of Indiana Jones tho…

TheAndrewBrown,

Yeah literally the first and the third movie are about stealing Christian holy relics, this is just Indiana Jones with a lead of South American descent

10_0, in How do y'all say GIF?

Yiff obv

blindbunny,

👑

HikingVet, in reverse Indy

It be better if it was the British museum.

produnis,
@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Indy didnt steal from museums

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

The Vatican is a museum whether you like it or not

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I think you’re missing their point.

Indy was always “it belongs in a museum” when its an intricate part of some foreign nations history. That museum always seemed to be British or US.

The point being they’re just stealing their history back. A reverse Indy.

“It belongs to the culture it came from. Allow them to choose what to do with it. Perhaps they even have their own museums.”

HikingVet,

Very well put.

db2,

The point is to steal things that don’t already belong to them.

HikingVet,

Nah, the ‘reverse’ of putting it in a museum is repatriation.

strawberry, in Lung extensions
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

I'm emailing them let's see if someone actually has that email

over_clox,

Look further into the comments, someone already emailed them and got a response LOL!

But hey, if you get a response that differs from that, by all means share it. 👍

Long Lung Club!

expatriado, in 🍅💦💦

i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

Lynxtickler,

Shake it first ffs

expatriado,

no

JTheDoc,

Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

Not sure about flavour/texture however.

Gradually_Adjusting, (edited ) in 🍅💦💦
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous

JTheDoc,

Good choice.

stackPeek, in Living in glass houses
@stackPeek@kbin.social avatar

Radiohead reference

jimmydoreisalefty, in How could my body betray me like this?

A diaper may help.

Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?

Custoslibera,

Kegels is the solution that’s worked for me.

moipe, in Cool Pokemon fact: One day you will answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

Is there a CPS but for dogs?

SquareBear, in The bomb to worry about

Krikkit! Krikkit! Krikkit!

Crow, in How could my body betray me like this?
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.

stewie3128, in How do y'all say GIF?

Xif

kryostar, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
@kryostar@lemmy.world avatar

She’s a witch! Burn her!

spittingimage, in On culinary crimes
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

Blubber28,

I’m Dutch myself so nope, not assuming so XD

Nevertheless, as a European, it is my continental duty to shit on Americans, which is (partially) why I made the meme :P

Ejh3k,

Hold the fucking phone bud. You can shit on America all you want, but don’t. Think you can shit on Americans all you want.

It was Americans that saved you all in ww2. We are mostly good and decent people.

But, I have never in my life seen raisins anywhere near Mac & cheese. I’ve never seen olives near it either.

Dontfearthereaper123,

Did you not realise the irony of making this comment?

Juvyn00b,

They either full well do… or full well don’t. Either way, that’s entertaining!

Nythos,

Why do uptight Americans always go straight for “we saved your arse in WWII” whenever they feel the slightest bit offended someone riffed their country a tiny bit.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Nationalism is a bitch.

Ejh3k,

Oh? The greatest credible threat to the world? Not saying that dropping two nukes on the country that invaded and raped or killed uncountable numbers of people is heroic, but without us and the lend lease, Europe was fucking done for.

Also, none of us say arse.

Thirdly, we fucking did save your ass in ww2. Also in ww1. I’m literally never the ugly American in public, I’ve had Turkish taxi drivers in German ask me why I want to go to the American army base because I’m so not that person.

But give credit where it’s due.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Shut up, Grandpa. You're embarrassing me.

Ejh3k,

You’re embarrassing yourself.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

May all your mac and cheese have raisins in it.

sock,

ur funny

you saved nobodies ass and its EMBARRASSING youre taking ANY credit when you probably ask for help getting a milk jug out of the fridge.

you saved nobody. america now has saved nobody. soldiers arent heroes theyre people that want to survive stop glorifying the war and the us like we won a call of duty campaign. America wants its own people to die and they want to capitalize on it.

the military is for fuckn weirdos that like supporting oil tycoons and if youre forced to join then you have my utmost respect as that fucking sucks.

if ur gonna talk shit at least have something to back it up how many one arm pullups can you do, how longs ur planche, front lever etc? oh you cant do any of these things because youre a couch politician, soldier, and patriot i forgot. focus on something useful in your life. america doesn’t wanna suck your dick

Ejh3k,

I was in my second week of basic training when 9/11 happened, so don’t give me shit about supporting oil companies.

I did my time. 15 months in baghdad in 03 and 04. Got hit with 13 IEDs, shot at nearly every day. You just don’t have a clue what you are talking about.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Getting shot at comes with the job you willingly signed up for.

Peaty,

Yeah and the credit for WWII should be mostly given to the USSR.

namingthingsiseasy,

Jokes aside, it was Canada that liberated the Netherlands. And they took in the Dutch royal family as well. en.wikipedia.org/…/Canada–Netherlands_relations?u…

It’s actually quite a beautiful story to read about, for those who are interested.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s why we named the quintessential canadian winter warming move after them, the dutch oven.

PlasmaDistortion,

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    ReluctantMuskrat,

    I mean this is simply another reason us American carry guns

    HotDogFingies,
    @HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

    I don't think most Americans need a reason.

    oozeling,

    I don’t think Americans need a reason raisin.

    FTFY

    iegod,

    o7

    canihasaccount,

    Well, .world is definitely a US domain.

    /s

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