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Ozzy, in oh come on, do it

me and my 1.2k mods Skyrim

pete_the_cat,

I was gonna say “600? Those are rookie numbers! I have 1400+ in Skyrim”

Ozzy,

My man 🤝

bi_tux, in it is german right?
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Störgeon

Cruxifux, in Glizzy gobbler

My friends made me a shirt that says “my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks” and it’s like my favourite shirt.

Track_Shovel,
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What are you doing later?

tdawg,

Sucking dick. Did you not read the shirt?

tdawg, in Roses are red

Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

SomeBoyo, in So unfair

Nett hier - aber waren Sie schon mal in ich_iel

ForestOrca,
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Ich war bei ich_iel, es ist ein schöner Ort. Aber wenn Sie Störe wollen, echte Störe, kommen Sie auf Turtle Island (nordamerikanischer Kontinent) vorbei. Wir haben sogar Bier. :-D

tmjaea,

You had me at Bier

RQG,
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Rename it to Stör Island and I might come over.

ForestOrca,
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As you know, I am in charge of these things, so Stör Island it will be from now on.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Honey, pack up your stuff and get the kids. We’re moving.

Panurge987, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

*stereotype

Shard,

I wanna stereotype my balls in your mouth doesn’t quite have the same ring to it…

teruma,

I’m in lesbians with you.

Sidewayshighways,

Bread makes you fat?

teruma,

Chicken isn’t vegan?

Pringles, in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

Pizzoshima

trailing9, in Friendly reminder that the rights are not worthy of discussion

How can the left not link immigration with the reserve army of labor?

The right thinks that limiting immigration removes the surplus. The left knows that there will always be a surplus but they attack the right on refusing immigration instead of first explaining the reason for the surplus.

explodicle,

Because we’ve already explained to them that the king has the overwhelming majority of surplus and they’re pretending to be too stupid to understand, as an attempt at plausible deniability for racist motives.

trailing9,

You told them or you explained and developed a plan? This is all hypothetical, because immigration also creates jobs, but to somebody threatened with losing their job, it doesn’t help that they know that the king is to be blamed.

My assumption is that they believe that a unified society can change the decisions of the king. How do you convince them that the immigrants are on their side?

BTW, it doesn’t matter that the king has the majority of surplus. The problem is that he doesn’t use it to employ everybody.

explodicle,

The creation of jobs is just the tip of the iceberg; fascists are completely delusional. These aren’t smart people who were reasoned into their position. The only way to change their minds is to redirect the social pressure that brought them there.

trailing9,

Not every person of the right is a fascist.

Of course, changing the mind of a non-dillusional person is already hard enough.

The creation of jobs is everything. If your life stops being a competition for survival, people outside your social ingroup stop being existential threats.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Being right-wing has evolved pretty much into straight fascism these days. There is no real middle ground for moderates anymore.

trailing9,

Could you elaborate, please? I have the impression that calling somebody a fascist is used inflationary.

DieguiTux8623,

Nonsensical accusations can not be elaborated. When real totalitarianism will arrive nobody will listen to their cries of help because they’ve been screaming for decades.

Waluigi, in I did NOT have inner core!

PLEASE tell me there is a community for this specific genre of memes (unrelated text circled with a picture of something that sounds similar). I require more °-°

Omega_Haxors, in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

That’s just what happens when you actually ban pedo-nazis and racists instead of passively protect them like reddit does.

doom_and_gloom, (edited ) in We're doomed
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  • Potatisen,

    What does that mean?

    snek_boi,

    I found this: “With its plug still intact but threatened by warm water upwelling, the Ice Tongue prevents the majority of West Antarctica land and undersea ice from collapse and seabed displacement, respectively. The changes are profound and terrifying. The land-fast ice is gone in front of PIG and Thwaites before the melt season begins. This is not going to end well.”

    Here: dailykos.com/…/-Pinning-point-five-collapsed-the-…

    Fixbeat, in Lung extensions

    How does this work? Does he stretch your lungs or graft cadaver lungs on to yours? Maybe edits your dna??

    papalonian,

    Everyone has the potential to have Long Lung, Dr simply shows your lung the potential they always have had inside them.

    explodicle,

    Lungs are holes, he just extends them. You actually lose weight too so that’s a bonus.

    billwashere, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

    My 6 least favorite words…

    Audible hopes you’ve enjoyed this program

    luciferofastora, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

    Not me gearing up for a phone call half a dozen times this week only for the phone to be occupied every damn time I call until I just can’t get myself to call anymore

    BattleBeetle, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

    BoJack was there before, during, and after my depression. Bummed me out when it ended but it was a nice run.

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