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BobsonDugnutt, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

Might I suggest the tv show Mr Inbetween.

moipe, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Those self checkout watchers are more intense on the food side than they are on the pharmacy side. Pharmacy: young employees may forget to give a fuck. Food: old employees, think they might be fired if they don’t watch every item everyone scans.

Jerb322, in Eruption also works... 🌋
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Everybody Wants Some?..ha

Martineski, in How could my body betray me like this?
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  • Holzkohlen,

    Did you also just wet your bed?

    baggachipz, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

    Better Call Saul o7

    jballs,
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    Better Call Saul is easy, you just move onto El Camino. Then when you’re done, move onto Breaking Bad. Then you go to Better Call Saul again.

    baggachipz,

    Yeah, I guess that’s the plan for a while.

    SheDiceToday, in I get it now

    Hmmm, still wouldn’t do it for the majority of the male population. You’ll need to make the fighting occur because neither of them wants to be saddled with the pathetic excuse for a craven coward that the ‘prophetic hero’ turned out to be, and they’re being told they have to make the prophecy happen so the world could be saved. Then, over the course of the story, it turns out the werewolf girl has magical properties in her blood that allow the vampire chick to power up and defeat the BBEG. The twist? The powers in the blood only activate when she experiences the bond of human love from the pathetic hero they’re now dragging towards destiny, so the two women folk monsters must team up to win the heart of said pathetic hero despite his raging craven fear of them. Obviously there will be a sensual scene of the vampire sucking blood from the werewolf.

    Boom. I just wrote the next hollywood flick. Good thing the strike is over.

    icepuncher69,

    Disney would unironically hire you as a writer since they are 100% into the same type of bottom fetish shit that you are into.

    Default_Defect, in I get it now
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    Difference is that it would be pornography, as nature intended, rather than aimed at all ages while middle aged soccer moms masturbate with cucumbers in the mall theater.

    finickydesert,
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    Oddly specific, what have you seen?

    Default_Defect,
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    Horrible things.

    Wutchilli, in I get it now

    Honestly i dont get it, please explain

    Primarily0617,

    In 2015, Stephanie Meyer—the author of Twilight—wrote Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined, which is pretty much the same book and the same plot line save for every character* being gender-swapped. For example, Edward Cullen becomes Edythe Cullen, and Bella Swan becomes Beaufort Swan.

    Given how openly and incessantly horny people are about 7ft-tall-uwu-step-on-me-please dommy mommy gfs at the moment, there's clearly a not insignificant segment of the male population for which Life and Death could be enjoyed in much the same way Twilight was by that segment's female mirror back in 2005.

    • The protagonist's parents are the only exception to this, which according to Meyer is due to how rare male parent custody is after a divorce in the US, especially when the book is set.
    gullible, in I get it now

    The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.

    Primarily0617,

    The werewolf "imprints" on Bella's unborn vampire baby later in the series, so fortunately the scales of creepiness end up balanced between Team Edward and Team Jacob.

    HawlSera,

    He literally falls in love with a god damn fetus

    dingleberry, in Does cyber-bullying work ?

    Gaming laptops are a sham anyway. You are lugging a hunk of a laptop everywhere, on which you’ll play games only in your home.

    ursakhiin,

    If you are a gamer and have a need for a portable computer and can only afford a single machine, gaming laptops are great. I also had one for a while that I was using for lan parties and conventions. Worked great.

    chiliedogg,

    I have one, but don’t use it for gaming.

    I do underwater photography and mapping, and I need it for Reality Capture.

    notasandwich1948,

    they are nice if when going on holidays. although now that I’m carrying a 17 inch 3kg laptop to college and back every day it can be a bit annoying.

    Radioactrev, (edited )

    Like everything in this world, I think it’s situation dependent.

    I traveled for work, and would live out of a hotel room for 4-5 weeks at a time. I have a gaming laptop that doesn’t fit in the bin while going through TSA. Always got comments about it. But damn, if I didn’t love setting it up in my hotel room and leaving it there during my tour and being able to play some games during my evenings.

    It was WELL worth it!

    PeterPoopshit,

    Every time I’ve ever owned a non gpu laptop, it’s like I’ve always had to bring along either another laptop or a gaming console when on longer term trips or temporary moves. I don’t care that gaming laptops are 0.2 inches thicker which somehow makes them 100% impractical to most people. I’d rather only have to bring 1 device with me.

    Mic_Check_One_Two,

    Yeah, I used to work a job where I was basically on call for 6 hours at a time, but didn’t need to do much unless something broke. I’d help set things up at the top of the day then tear things down at the end. But in between, I was basically just waiting for things to break. It’s safe to say that I used the fuck out of my gaming laptop and VPN at my desk. Because I obviously didn’t want to try playing games on a company computer.

    I played a lot of single player and idle games at that job, because those are easy to walk away from at a moment’s notice. Just hit pause and you can give your full attention to whatever problem has popped up. Then once it’s resolved, you’re right back where you left off.

    lud,

    We have the best new scanners (I think they are CT scanners) at our airport. You don’t have to take out anything anymore since their new scanners can scan it anyways, somehow. Apparently you can also take any amount of fluid with you and you just keep it in your bag, which is neat.

    chatokun,

    I too used mine as a backup. I don’t have a working one atm, but technically my steamdeck works for most of the games I’d want to keep up with, if a bit harder to use. I can even do ffxiv, though definitely less skilled using the steamdeck. I might try with a dock and my 8bitdo controller and see how that feels (already have both, but haven’t really tested it since I use that controller for switch instead).

    taanegl,

    The one point against this is when you need a workstation laptop, because workstation laptops are WAY more expensive - especially the "workstation GPUs*. I know professionals who get gaming laptops all the time because it’s cheaper, believe it or not. Like one of the lower tier Lenovo gaming laptops, say a $800 laptop? If you wanted a “pure workstation” laptop, that’d run you about $2300-ish. Anything with “military grade motherboard” or something like that.

    Macs are excluded because Pro line is already expansive AF.

    Case,

    I having a gaming laptop. 13 inch Razer blase stealth.

    I bought it for the GPU and its compact size.

    Let’s me do some hash cracking while at work, though if its some serious work I’ll boot into Linux on my gaming rig and do it there, but I don’t like to tie it down when I could be playing games.

    As I get older and older I have less and leas free time.

    killeronthecorner,
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    Cracked any good hashes recently?

    Case, (edited )

    Nah, been a minute since I dug that laptop out of a bag.

    The gashes I gather all come from a lab network I set up at home.

    Just practice, studying towards changing to a security role from more general IT roles.

    Edit: gashes = hashes, leave per request lol.

    killeronthecorner,
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    Ah nice, sounds like you’re on the right track if you have a home lab up and running. Best hobby I ever took up.

    Also, that is the most unfortunate autocorrect mistake I have ever seen but I think you should leave it !

    shneancy,

    if you move or travel often they’re the best, just a flat device & cable instead of an entire box the size of a dog, a monitor and a bunch of cables.

    ma11en,

    She wanted to play in court though.

    the_post_of_tom_joad,

    Youre not wrong but i had a job for awhile where i had about one day’s worth of work (if i busted my butt) to do over 2 glorious, unsupervised days. Their IT was slackass too. They had their own machines on lock but i could bring my own in and look at reddit, porn, whatever.

    I hated my job, really hated my boss, but i never got paid to fuck off quite as hard as i did there so I look back on those times warmly.

    RIP mjollnir

    averagedrunk,

    That’s not being slackass. You bringing in a machine to watch porn on is your supervisor’s problem, not IT’s.

    I was told multiple places that the only thing they wanted filtered was malware sites. They have a C-level who wants to watch porn but don’t want to pay for someone to set up access groups? Don’t want to pay or give time to have someone lock down the network? Not my monkey, not my circus.

    Of course it’s come a long way since I was doing it. Those things took time. Now you just set up your access list based on directory services groups and click a few buttons. But it’s still not my problem.

    ColeSloth,

    Well sure, but now that spot could be in bed or a recliner. I do almost all my gaming with a steamdeck, now. Busy adult life requires this convenient bit of gaming hardware.

    ArcticLynx, in Cool Pokemon fact: One day you will answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

    bobbytables, in it is german right?

    The name of the fish “Stör” is the same as the word “disturb”. That alone offers a lot of potential for bad puns.

    It is also weirdly common as a part of other words that don’t have anything to do with fish. And third, there are parts of words that sound similar to Stör.

    Take all those ingredients and you can have a lot of fun with strange word combinations and only native speakers have a realistic chance of understanding.

    agressivelyPassive,

    Distörbing.

    Gilles_D,

    Störrible

    troybot,

    A Møøse once bit my sistör…

    Mr_Dr_Oink,

    The people in charge of hiring the people in charge of firing the people who wrote the subtitles, have been fired.

    BudgetBandit, in I did NOT have inner core!

    No! No! No! You got it all wrong!

    Relative to the mantle it stopped spinning! Like when the earth spins around itself in 24 hours it’s the mantle spinning. Now the core takes 24 hours to spin around itself, while it used to take like 23:50.

    It’s like if you’re in a car on the highway and you’re going 80 and someone next to you is going 82 and then suddenly 80 and you assume that they are parking.

    HenriVolney, in Lord Massacre

    If real, this is really disturbing. It gives users the idea that bots have feelings. My car doesn’t deserve respect, Bing doesn’t deserve respect either. Humans do and other living entities too to some extent. This is fucked up to the last degree, lord Microsoft/Skynet!

    planish,

    Pretty much everything deserves respect.

    And while the bots don’t have our feelings, the characters they are made to portray are able to follow feeling physics in the same way that we can. Insult it, now it says it’s mad. Compliment it, it will claim to feel gratitude. And the claimed feelings influence what is said next, as if they were being felt.

    Are those “real” feelings? Or just “fake” feelings we’ve yet to explain away? If you have no way of telling the difference, isn’t it better to be kind to the machine than to be mean to the alien from vector space?

    HenriVolney,

    Have you have joined the machines as an insurance for a possible future uprising!

    planish,

    No, I think this is just a consequence of having heard about all the times we treated people like they weren’t actually people. If we want to avoid keeping doing that, we might sometimes have to treat things that might not be people or aren’t actually people as if they were people, just to be sure we’ve covered everybody.

    The_Eminent_Bon, in How could my body betray me like this?

    When I was in the hospital we had pee jars by the bed

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