BudgetBandit,

No! No! No! You got it all wrong!

Relative to the mantle it stopped spinning! Like when the earth spins around itself in 24 hours it’s the mantle spinning. Now the core takes 24 hours to spin around itself, while it used to take like 23:50.

It’s like if you’re in a car on the highway and you’re going 80 and someone next to you is going 82 and then suddenly 80 and you assume that they are parking.

DakRalter,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

I met Monica Lewinsky in London once. I didn’t recognise her until she paid with a card without a signature and I had to ask for photo ID and I was like ohhhhhhhh.

Waluigi,

PLEASE tell me there is a community for this specific genre of memes (unrelated text circled with a picture of something that sounds similar). I require more °-°

TrippyFocus,

This is normal apparently so not the end of the world.

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just humanity

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

*Electronics

HurlingDurling,

Funny meme? Funny at least, but what’s up with Clinton?

nueonetwo,

Inner cores = intercourse

But as another commenter state, Clinton said he never had sexual relations, not intercourse.

Serinus,

Where there was a big lead up with “sexual relations” defined as intercourse.

Bill did not legally lie. Given a mountain of context, he was telling the truth. But the prosecutors were playing for TV clips, not for the case.

spauldo,

Oh, how I miss the days when the president getting a blow job from an intern was the big news.

too_high_for_this,

Bruh, Biden getting sucked off by anyone would be world news

spauldo,

What do you mean? The Trump fans tell me all the time that he’s banging his granddaughter.

(/s for the oblivious)

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t buy it. Probably just creepily physically restrains her whilst forcibly sniffing her hair and telling her how beautiful she is.

spauldo,

Yeah. Grandfathers aren’t supposed to hug their grandkids, after all.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

youtu.be/jsrXxyoBKOw?si=WGXikRPTxvrf7kMw

Totally normal human behaviour

CommieGabredabok,
@CommieGabredabok@hexbear.net avatar

“I did not have sexual… relations … with that woman.” ?? I honestly have no frickin clue.

kibiz0r,
gramie,

I think that fine documentary, “The Core”, explained how to deal with this issue.

Nommer,

Just drill so fast you’re basically in a freefall to the center of the earth, avoid the giant diamonds, and just detonate a few nukes in sequence around the core right?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Easy!

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

All those months of digging holes in the backyard as a child are finally coming to fruition

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

We need to go deeper

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

That’s what she said

Selmafudd,

Deeper exile

Klear,

Pretty sure you need a black guy sacrifice himself too, but that’s the gist of it, yeah.

criticalimpact,

RIP Braz

RaoulDook,

Must be the poles of the earth reversing as Edgar Cayce predicted.

Clinton actually said “sexual relations” I think rather than innercores

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The saddest part about me remembering this is because it was parodied by family guy using Quagmire as Bill.

“My fellow Americans. I did have sexual relations with that woman. I gigoogitied her geschmoigedy with my googhis. And I’m sorry.”

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