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intoner, in I am above average!

Look. It’s pointless to compare yourself to others. Everyone does things at their own pace, on their own time. Who cares if someone has lost their virginity before you have? Genuinely, it doesn’t fucking matter. Life your own life, and speak your own truth.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Virginity is such a pointless concept in the first place.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Came here to say this and share this

Hyggyldy,

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don’t need a relationship to be happy and that’s true, but it really doesn’t fucking help in the slightest. It’s just a pointless platitude from people who don’t understand the pain.

OurToothbrush,

Men need to be learn to be emotionally intimate with their friends instead of expecting that out of a partner. Loneliness should not be synonymous with being single.

Hyggyldy,

Much like people who think relationship and sex are synonymous, you are vastly oversimplifying the range of human relationships.

1bluepixel, in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"
@1bluepixel@lemmy.world avatar

We gatekeeping liking the Fediverse now?

DieguiTux8623, in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

I feel sorry for whomever will have to clean that disaster (without even having their pizza). Better replacing the oven entirely than trying to remove burnt cheese from the bottom.

huge_clock,

It’s not that hard just put a baking tray with soapy water on the top rack and blast the oven as high as it will go. There’s still a lot of scraping and scrubbing but it makes it easier.

Shameless, in What do you mean "over"? That's impossible!

Just finished One Piece live action version on Netflix… When season 2? 😩

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Read the manga !

Sotuanduso, in reverse Indy

Sounds about as fun as Indiana Jones, as long as it’s done for fun and not just to make a statement.

Potatisen,

For sure! it’s entertainment not politics.

danwardvs, in reverse Indy

Why is he naked though

Sharkwellington,

Choir boy disguise.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Alright I’m done with lemmy for a bit

Potatisen,

Why wouldn’t he be? R-rated movie right?

pucciguccibucci, in reverse Indy

Jondiana Indes and the Doomple of Temp

Potatisen,

Jondiana nooooo

Hegar, in reverse Indy

China actually does this - they steal back artifacts looted by colonial powers. There have been many high profile heists of museums where the only items taken were looted Chinese artifacts that the museum refused to return.

MooseBoys,

Such a great movie - Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker had great chemistry.

Hegar,

Yeah, it's not bad. The bit where Tucker is pretending to be Chinese isn't nearly as awkward as I'd remembered and the fight scene with all the throwing vases and arguing about which dynasty each one is from is pretty funny.

Potatisen,

I 100% believe you but I want to know more!

Spill the beans

Ack, in reverse Indy

Do it with Temple of Doom! I want to see the pope yelling some Latin gibberish and trying to rip indigenous Indy’s heart out of his chest.

Lifebandit666,

He’d be going in through the butthole

Potatisen,

Of a young boy-Indy

dan1101, in Oof ouch owie

I was talking to a lady that had somehow gotten into $500,000 of student loans for herself, her ex husband, and their son. And the payments are about to resume.

PatFussy,

How do you rack up 500k in loans without telling your prodigy that they better do something with it or else its going to fuck everyone up? Like if they didnt go to become lawyers or surgeons then they essentially self sabotaged their entire family.

railsdev,

Time to move abroad and renounce citizenship (if that works, idk)

ImFresh3x,

And move where? No one wants us unless we’re super successful. And if we were we’d pay off our loans. Don’t think the sovereign citizen shit works.

DashboTreeFrog,

Non-US expat living in Asia here. It's crazy how easy it seems for US citizens / westeners to get jobs overseas compared to people from developing nations. I can tell you, if you have a teaching license and developed country's passport there are international schools all over the world willing to pay you well plus living and travel expenses.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Don’t worry, lenders must assume some risk, that’s why we use bankruptcy -

Oh, right.

collegefurtrader,

If the 18 year old borrower assumes all the risk for life, then the interest rate must be zero, right?

vivadanang, in They never admit they were just wrong

“any moment now anyone who got the vax is gonna flop over and start foaming at the mouth, I heard it on the My Pillow Guy show.”

I can’t decide which is more depressing, people stupid enough to believe the shit, or the absurd lack of credibility their sources provide - fucking rubes and idiotic liars deserve each other I guess.

Polar,

If the government wanted to kill people, they’d kill those who refused to comply.

So the thing that would make more sense, is that the COVID vaccine was an antidote, and the government was going to release a toxic gas to kill everyone who didn’t take it.

But nah, their argument is that the government is killing those who comply. Ya, because that makes sense.

Misconduct,

When you point out its been a long time, and you’re fine, so they say, “Give it 10 more years” lmao wtf just shut up and crawl back under your rock you science denying turnips

Jay,

And then when you die in 50 years after a long and healthy life: “I told you so!”

IHaveTwoCows,

Nearly every case I heard about the vax killing people was somebody who was 79 and had poor heart health

merc,

Meanwhile virtually every possible (and infrequent) side-effect of the vaccine is also a possible (and frequent) side-effect of COVID.

Like, cardiac issues are possible, very rare side effects of the vaccine. Cardiac issues are common side effects of getting COVID. So, even if you’re really worried about one specific side-effect of the vaccine like pulmonary embolism – guess what, you’re much more likely to have one if you don’t get the vaccine because then you’re much more likely to get it as a COVID side-effect.

Misconduct,

I think I’d survive covid decently but the long covid some people ended up with sounds horrifying. Like the people that have had their sense of taste all fucky for years. I love food too much to take that risk. Also, I’d never forgive myself if I found out I carried it around and potentially gave it to others that might not survive it. A few little shots and a little mask are really nothing compared to potentially killing someone’s memaw. It takes so little effort to just not catch it or spread it around people are ridiculous.

Daerun, in reverse Indy

For those who can’t read latin they are saying “Come back!” “That’s the Holy Foreskin!”.

KreekyBonez,

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

Daerun,

That’s probably what their lawyers would state they meant to say.

spark947, in International game of 'Food Telephone'

Germany is French, right?

ParsnipWitch,

That’s the Belgian flag. But don’t worry, they are so rare and tiny, that it doesn’t make a difference. We eat more Pommes in Germany anyway!

Sigmatank, (edited ) in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"

To be honest, I think the best way to get Lemmy to grow in the near term will probably be getting more people to use both Mastodon and Lemmy, rather then hoping more people will shake away from reddit. I’m active on Lemmy but probably use mastodon more.

leave_it_blank, in reverse Indy

“This belongs in a forgotten cave buried deep in the Amazonian rainforest!”

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