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BurnedDonutHole, in How i feel on Lemmy

Fuck Communism and fuck unchecked capitalism. People deserve basic human rights. Free heallthcare, education, insurance and liveable basic income is a must. It doesn’t make your society full of freeloaders instead it gives all the people a chance to become what they want in the society. I hope that people can see this basic difference and we can work towards for a better future as humanity instead of whatever country title.

geissi,

Fuck Communism and fuck unchecked capitalism

Interesting how capitalism needs the qualifier ‘unchecked’ while apparently communism has only one possible form.

Trekman10, in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"
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Gatekeeping the Fediverse? Cringe

RizzRustbolt, in Lung extensions

The “or my family” gets me every time.

over_clox,

Every time? How many lung extensions did you get? 🤔

aBundleOfFerrets, in How do y'all say GIF?

Jraphics Interchange Format

Ineocla,

Joint Fotographic Expert Group

aBundleOfFerrets,

Joint Fotographic Expert Group

I think what you meant to send is “Joint Potographic Expert Group” with the H removed, instead of the Ph swapped for F

jabathekek,
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Giraffeics Interchange Format

LastoftheDinosaurs, (edited ) in I'm a raging introvert
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  • Bearbi3,

    Ouch

    Track_Shovel,
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    I don’t see you posting any memes.

    PhictionalOne, in well, it makes boom.

    I mean the reason nuclear weapons are measured in megatonnes and so on is that it is actually megatonnes of TNT. And hence Its predecessor Dynamite.

    So… we couldn’t relate destructiveness without good ol’ Alfred.

    too_high_for_this,

    TNT has nothing to do with dynamite or Nobel. It was discovered years before dynamite was invented, however it wasn’t used as an explosive at first. And dynamite is just a mostly stable preparation of nitroglycerin. Nobel didn’t discover any new explosive compounds, he literally just mixed stuff with nitro.

    dog_, in How do y'all say GIF?

    Jif

    CoderKat, in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

    How does this happen? Really soggy, thawed pizza?

    Track_Shovel,
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    You take two pizza sauce molecules and throw them together really quickly

    keefshape, in oh come on, do it

    Rimworld for me.

    tostiman, in Facts dont care about your feelings.
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    This is not a meme.

    Grayox,
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    🤓

    DagothUr, in Lung extensions

    Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty

    skulblaka,
    @skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

    This is my new favorite account on Lemmy.

    Also fuck you Dagoth, I heard you talking shit. The wall gnomes tell me your boys haven't touched grass in so long that their faces rotted off. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass golden mask you might get some goddesses on your dick. N'waaaaaah

    ZC3rr0r,

    Morrowind memes in the wild. What a time to be alive!

    DagothUr,

    Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called “Skibidi Toilet” on this realm’s peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.

    Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!

    MiikCheque, in How do y'all say GIF?

    how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

    plus jif is peanut butter

    Pinklink,

    While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

    criitz,

    Gift without the t, I always say

    dokapuff,

    That falls apart when you have all the words like bit and bite, made and mad, same and sam.

    clearleaf,

    I would accept gife (rhymes with life) with hard G before I accept jif.

    dokapuff,

    Then go fight the dictionary, both pronunciations are in there

    criitz,

    I disagree. If the letter your adding is E, it will change the promounciation of the vowel. That’s the function of the E. Adding a consonant like t doesn’t change the vowel sound (eg. How you would pronounce something like “sif” vs “sift” - no change in the vowel.

    dokapuff,

    Lasagna

    criitz,

    Fahrvergnügen

    nightwatch_admin,

    Geordie Laforge thumbs up

    jeremyparker,

    Gift is closer to gif than giraffe…

    CalamityBalls, (edited )
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    Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

    _stranger_,

    same as Graphical.

    AEsheron,

    My favorite is the gif of the skubbah diver with a lassear beam on their frickin head.

    _stranger_,

    correct.

    kambusha,

    *Gust sayin’.

    FooBarrington,

    And McAfee!

    Sorry, I meant giraffe.

    FooBarrington,

    I am underappreciated in my time.

    Fuck_u_spez_,

    I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: fileinfo.com/extension/jif

    zammy95,

    WOAH. Didn’t know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.

    redcalcium,

    Also, if jizz is not spelled as gizz, so why would jif spelled as gif?

    NightAuthor,

    SCUBA

    EmpathicVagrant,

    I’m seeing vowel consonant vowel, that’s a long U in the new word regardless to what it stands for in the acronym.

    femboys,

    u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

    TAYRN, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    Since you didn’t link the news article to provide any context, I’m just gonna say “thieves get arrested. More at 10.”

    Lanky_Pomegranate530,
    @Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social avatar

    Did you not see the link in the body

    TAYRN,

    Yes, I saw the YouTube link. I did not click it, because I want to see the actual source. The “news story” you are qouting.

    KairuByte,
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    It’s… a link to the news story. If you bothered to click it instead of bitching about not getting a different link, you’d already have what you’re asking for.

    TAYRN,

    Surely, you can give a more credible source than YouTube for your, no doubt, totally founded claim.

    KairuByte,
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    Still haven’t clicked the link huh?

    RickyRigatoni,
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    Honey please you’re embarassing yourself.

    atocci,
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    It's Inside Edition, not just some rando

    TurboDiesel,
    @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

    Imagine not knowing that TV news exists.

    CanadianCarl,

    Go to a retirement home already. News organizations have been using YouTube for years. Newspapers are only a thing still, for people like you.

    shectabeni,

    News channels have been using YouTube to upload clips and segments for many many years now. But you probably don’t like YouTube because it’s big bad to folk like you.

    coffeebiscuit,

    insideedition.com/…/shoppers-claim-they-were-fals…

    You’d be better of with the YouTube link thoug…

    harmonea,
    @harmonea@kbin.social avatar

    Do you not know that actual news clips from actual news outfits get posted on youtube sometimes

    guitarsarereal,

    yeah, so it’s a link to Inside Edition, which is the longest-running syndicated news program and has been running since 1989 and is currently syndicated by CBS.

    You can verify it’s the same channel as their official channel because Inside Edition’s website (www.insideedition.com see YT link in top-left corner) links directly to it.

    Media Bias Fact Check rates them generally factual – mediabiasfactcheck.com/inside-edition/

    It’s not especially highly rated as TV news, saw it described as “the fast food of TV news,” but I didn’t see anything that described it as substantially non-factual.

    What’s your issue with Inside Edition, again?

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    They can't answer that, because the source was never the issue, they never even clicked through to see what the source was. Them being a bootlicker who can't help but jump to the defence of and make excuses for the pigs is the only reason for this thread..

    guitarsarereal,

    :surprised_pikachu:

    Shieldtoad, in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!

    Get a cat and wake up with a butthole in your face.

    BudgetBandit,

    McFluffington over here occupied the whole other side of the bed.

    Starshader, in So unfair

    :o Swiss French having flash-backs.

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