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hypercube, in Celebrating my release...

It’s Media…

NakariLexfortaine, in Pace, love, and taco grease

That man is the one behind nachos that take 14 steps.

Death is the only option.

GBU_28,

Guy is actually a super cool dude. Does lots of charity

WoahWoah, in it is german right?

Wants to know how a meme works, incorrectly uses a meme to express the desire.

Num10ck, in How could my body betray me like this?

Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.

RedEyeFlightControl,
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Num10ck,

sure touche technically, but dude if your piss looks like that neon then you’ve got bigger issues.

FooBarrington,

What if it glows in the dark?

superduperenigma, in don't know, don't care

Floods, famine, plagues, etc are all God’s work. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll are Satan’s work. I know which one I’m going with.

EherVielleicht,
anolemmi,
@anolemmi@lemmi.social avatar

I always really liked South Park’s Satan when he explains addiction to Stan.

youtu.be/wAEfeNLKwd0?si=b-kEeU2WiYEVoOfg

cm0002,

We’ve only ever heard the story from one side, Satan is probably actually super chill and just wants to party

Gorvin,

In the words of Jim Jeffries “If you disobeyed gods rules, why would Satan punish you? If anything, you’re one of his boys”.

Since the bible was written by god’s people, it’s way too biased when saying God is good and the Devil is bad.

Show me Lucifer’s side of the story and I bet he’s the more reasonable person.

xusontha, in She didn't get the joke

Who are you and get out of my house

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry I’m in your walls. I just have to say, that joke was fire, I’m surprised you didn’t hear me laugh at it

xusontha,
MNByChoice, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Good reason to not use self-checkout. Tired, distracted, or old, then wait for a checker. Too poor for a lawyer, wait for a checker.

shectabeni,

The only problem with the sentiment of “just don’t use it” is that many of these stores have like one manned checkout vs a dozen sel checkouts. Not about to sit in line with the carts full of stuff when I need to grab two things.

CosmicTurtle,

I often go to customer service and ask them to check me out. When they point to the self checkout, I tell them I prefer a human.

Never had any issues except one time I was at Lowe’s and the woman just wouldn’t do it. I had to tell her either check me out or agree that whatever I ring up is accurate.

She called a manager over it, who then checked me out.

I’m still bitter about it.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

dont be this should be the new thing

Demand to have a clerk check you out

railsdev,

If you’re at a Walmart a good trick if you’ve only got a handful of items is checking out in electronics, apparel or HBA/cosmetics.

But in huge cities those cashiers are oftentimes missing or bombarded with key duty (where they lock up items that cost like $2) so it’s hit or miss.

(Regarding locking up simple items like deodorant: if it takes 45 minutes for someone to come unlock it and the only way to get someone to come over with a key is by shouting “help” very loudly I’m ordering it on Amazon.)

The_Hideous_Orgalorg,

Then find somewhere else to buy your two things. I all but refuse to even go to the big box stores anymore.

MNByChoice,

Yup. Sorry. I to feel that pain. But it is either go to a different store (if one is available), be very careful, or deal with the police and judicial system.

sim642, in Gotta love international shipping

Did they jump after it to scan the barcode for a tracking update or what?

uphillbothways, (edited ) in don't know, don't care
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

As concerned as most christians seem to be with punishment of those doing some imagined wrong or another, wouldn't that sort of mean they're following in their supposed satan's ways and tenets.

Makeshift, in The three most common 2D transformations.

Welp. I just loss The Game.

257m,

Fuck, now you made me have a loss as well. I am like -900 points in The Game.

nickwitha_k,

I play with my house rules: I win every time someone loses.

ZILtoid1991, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Meanwhile to the rich:

"You've been interfering with domestic and foreign elections, abused your workers, and even appeared with a noted pedophile? What about you promise you won't do it ever again?"

Something, something, the law protects the ruling class, not the common people.

Cappurnikus,

Law protects capital.

TheDoozer,

I’d say the bigger issue is if the manager fails to pay an employee for all hours worked (intentionally or accidentally), they don’t get to have cops called to arrest them, it’s on the employee to try to claw back their own money.

Wage theft is a far more significant issue than shoplifting but police, DAs, and legislators aren’t chomping at the bit to address that like they are shoplifting, which should tell you everything you need to know about who our “justice” system serves.

Catsrules, in Celebrating my release...

I have to admit that is a cool TV from way back in the day.

words_number, in Maybe even the rest of my life!

Hahaha I love this half-assed meme remixing style :'D

tdawg, in She didn't get the joke

That’s when your cut tucks her ears backward and turns her back to you

HN82, in Maybe even the rest of my life!

It’s better now.

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