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Cyberwitch_7493, in Freedom units 💯
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I just use

30°C is hot, 20°C is nice 10°C is cold, 0°C is ice.

Obviously that won’t apply everywhere, but in milder climates it works pretty good.

Ascend910, in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here’s our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn’t happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would you?
Yamaha: You’re not gonna believe this

TWeaK, in Freedom units 💯

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset.

SpooneyOdin, in X Videos

Xs gonna give it to ya

Comment105, in Taking all bets!

Warhammer and Total War

War-War!

oh fuck they already did that

and fucked it up

hungry_freaks_daddy, in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

Maultasche, in Taking all bets!

Isn’t the next one SawPatrol in September?

ShootBANGdang, in Salmon

The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

DrBob, in Back in my day's.
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s hard to choose. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Thorny_Thicket, in X Videos

These are all porn*

01189998819991197253, in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

W, but pronounced Dub-yuh

NegativeLookBehind, in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Got dat world trade fade

Pull up in the ‘Lade

Arab dude is throwin’ shoes

While I cut Medicaid

Wookie, in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@Wookie@artemis.camp avatar

Steel Beemz

wildtamaskan, in Skull 'n Bones sending drones

Lyrics of Mass Disruption

anarchrist, in Skull 'n Bones sending drones

Lil’ warcrime

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