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stebo02, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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what about tea tho

Wage_slave, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

fl42v, in Oh nooo

Just say ACK or something

SnotFlickerman, in Pizza delivery
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It’s also really, really easy to lose your job as a pizza delivery person.

cryptosporidium140, (edited )

How so? I’ve never done pizza delivery, but is it due to customers who wish to pay in other ways?

wreckedcarzz,
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“here is 6 months access to my onlyfans”

MrVilliam,

It’s not so much about how pizza delivery drivers get easily fired. It’s more about how cops get away with literal murder. If a pizza dude killed somebody who called for them, they wouldn’t have a union and PR team fighting for them and showing that the murder victim was maybe kinda asking for it because they ordered pineapple on their pizza. That’s a metaphor for a light criminal record, yes.

GreyEyedGhost,

I propose that pineapple on pizza is the equivalent of personal quantities of pot possession in the legal world. Sure, a lot of people who claim to have never done it sure spend a lot of time talking about how terrible it is on a personal and societal level, but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say “more for me.”

cerement,
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blue cheese, pineapple, and pepperoni

aphlamingphoenix,

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno.

FlyingSquid,
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but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say “more for me.”

Not more for me. And I have tried it. No thank you. You can have my slices.

saltesc,

Know a guy whose friend murdered.a guy and didn’t get paid leave or nothing. Straight up fired.

thefartographer,

Only if you have an order with extra meat. The same problem goes for plumbers.

cerement,
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pizza delivery guys don’t get qualified immunity

AngryCommieKender,

Fun fact: qualified immunity is illegal according to the law as passed by Congress. The 1982 SCOTUS unintentionally legislated from the bench in Harlow V Fitzgerald

nytimes.com/…/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.ht…

Transporter_Room_3,
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Turnover is already high due to shitty work conditions and low pay, but most franchises will also look for reasons to fire so they can keep wages low.

A few minutes later than the customer wants but still within reasonable time? Oooh sorry they called to complain so we have to give you a strike.

Customer doesn’t want to pay? Tough shit, you shouldn’t have given them the pizza without getting paid and that’s two strikes.

You were 30 seconds late according to the managers watch which is 3 minutes fast as proven by everyone’s cellphones and the wall clock? Too bad, fired.

And I’m not exaggerating. I’m just giving a real-world example.

AVincentInSpace,

Including the manager’s watch one?

Transporter_Room_3,
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Especially that one. Seriously.

Ultimately I was just done and had already been looking for another job, so I just went ahead and dropped the shit on the floor and spent the rest of the day chilling at the park. I even had witnesses to the insane bullshit.

JoMomma, in Good morning ☕

I didn’t realize I was a Maoist… what is a Maoist?

Omega_Haxors,

It’s like ML but you can actually read their literature, and for some reasons the landlords are really afraid of them.

JoShmoe,

I am a Marxist Leninist, Hoxhaist, Anarchist, and Maoist. Occasionally I’m a Trotskyite as well, but then wouldn’t we all be Trotskyite.

PatFussy, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

DAE drink water? Smash that like button

DiscordMod1999, in Memes needs moderators

I want to apply. I’m woke

DiscordMod1999, in Spiderman Marvel

I love Homelander (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

DiscordMod1999, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
Truck_kun, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I’m with you, but for my wife’s sake I’d move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

KingThrillgore, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.

Chee_Koala, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I love me some cold water, but I love cold carbonated drinks EVEN MORE. Now what?

tocopherol, in Oh nooo
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In the suburb I grew up in, a lot of the restaurant workers spoke Spanish, so even at the sushi place the Japanese chef would speak Spanish to the staff, saying gracias could be no different than arigato or thank you lol

chemicalwonka, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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