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rawn, in Which pill do you choose?

6 year old me was unhappy enough without a plethora of knowledge and absolutely nothing to do with that.

I’ll have the money please, I got some ideas to make 6 year olds less unhappy.

For the statistics: 40s, successful, no family.

sirico, in No one can stop me
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I have to remind my partner of this there’s no grown ups here!

jordanlund, in Which pill do you choose?
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I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.

camelbeard, in Which pill do you choose?

Red, that would give me 30+ years of life. I would also try to get older healthier.

Floshie, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill is actually my vitamin d pills. But fuck that shit, let’s go back to being 6

Thcdenton, in Which pill do you choose?

I’m a useless idiot now and there’s not much someone like me can do with that power. Gimmie the 10 mil and fuck off.

Infamousblt, in Cringe
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Totally normal fucking country we got here

Xyloph, in Which pill do you choose?

Red for sure! I damaged a few body parts that will never really heal and I could avoid that. And with memory 10mil will really be pocket change.

ColeSloth, in Cringe

We didn’t make big cars because we wanted to drive big cars. We knew we’d need them as small homes.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

I bet there’s a distinct age group for each one. Older, established, family, doing ok? Take the 10 mil. Don’t want to give up your family and all that. Might be pretty hard for people to give up. 10 mil would be an easy, instant retirement. You can enjoy your remaining years.

Sure, there are going to be some pretty unhappy outliers for whatever reasons, unable to reach a stable relationship, multiple failed relationships, poor financial situation, etc. that would hit the reset button.

Younger folks? Maybe yeah…hit that reboot. Start off with a lot of great knowledge, big nest egg to get a huge leg up on everything, you’ll retire at 40. Many more millions or even a billion with all the knowledge you have. Life would have a good shot at being great.

Track_Shovel, in The Nordic Model
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Solid meme, but I don’t quite get it

yogthos,
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Nordic countries have enjoyed a high standard of living built on the brutal colonial exploitation of the global majority.

Apollo2323,

Is it true? Do you mind explaining more?

yogthos,
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explained in more detail here lemmy.ml/comment/6591447

Track_Shovel,
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Thanks!

Makes it make a lot more sense. Hot take, but you shouldn’t be downvoted for it

brain_in_a_box,

Nothing makes people slam the down vote button more than uncomfortable truths.

ImplyingImplications,

Norway’s wealth comes almost entirely from their nationalized oil production

yogthos,
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cecinestpasunbot,

I doubt the Nordic working class are receiving a meaningful share of the value stolen through imperialist means. Instead, I think the Nordic bourgeoisie are able to accumulate wealth without having to hyper exploit their local populations thanks to imperialism. This ameliorates the local class antagonisms and creates the superficial appearance that a capitalist system can maintain a stable high standard of living for the working class.

Of course, if imperialist exploitation can no longer ameliorate said antagonisms, class conflict will re-erupt in Nordic countries. The danger here is that parts of the working class may be convinced that their standard of living is predicated on imperialist conquest which is the basis for fascism. The good thing is I don’t actually think that’s true. A more reliable way for Nordic workers to maintain their standard of living would be for them to suppress the interests of their local bourgeoisie and transition to an actually socialist model.

yogthos,
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Obviously, the vast majority of plunder goes to the capitalist class, but the working class unarguably enjoys better conditions than vast majority of the world which is how the ruling class buys the support of domestic workers for imperialist policies.

cecinestpasunbot,

I somewhat agree. I do take issue with the notion that the Nordic working class has been bought off though. That makes it sound like they’re conscious advocates of imperialism which I don’t think is generally true. Rather I’d argue that free from hyper exploitation, they can’t develop a meaningful class consciousness. As such, it’s difficult for them to see how their long term interests are put at risk by the capitalist system and how a socialist system could maintain their high standard of living without requiring imperialism.

yogthos,
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That’s fair, people aren’t consciously participating in the exploitation, it’s just not visible to them.

Sarcasmo220, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

If I take the red pill, would I have to accept misogyny as a way of life like they say on YouTube?

Daft_ish, in Which pill do you choose?

I guess you have to take time. It’s invaluable. Plus you have great investment opportunities.

BulbasaurBabu, in Which pill do you choose?

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Pyr_Pressure, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill duh

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