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kambusha, in Pilk
flambonkscious, in Into the endless expanse with them

This beats the drake template, but maybe that’s just novelty talking?

Love it, though. Much respect, OP

Unforeseen, in Pilk
ace_garp, in Into the endless expanse with them
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

The Expanse on the Fediverse you say?

Get in here beratnas.

kbin.social/m/TheExpanse

lemmy.world/c/theexpanse

Fleur__, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Yesterday I posted on your 4 day old post about how you messed up ur meme. I stand by it lol u so dumb. idk how you fucked that up

DumbAceDragon, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s like 3 posts per day on this site, of course someone’s gonna run into old posts.

Ghyste, in Seriously who patrols old posts...

My stupid what?

southsamurai, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

What about our stupid?

fluckx, in Happy dia de los inocentes (I hate it)

In Belgium it’s (often) referred to as the day of the “stupid” children. Because you’d have to be pretty stupid to be born on the day all the newborns were to be slaughtered.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in The truth is still out there
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Have you tried saying, “come out come out wherever you are” as you menacingly pace with a hunched back

SuckMyWang,

No but I leave a trail of skittles every time I go out to my tool shed

ergifruit,

that’s how you catch stoners, not aliens

NaibofTabr, (edited )

Well there’s your problem, it should be Reese’s Pieces.

Diabolo96,

I’ve never heard of Reeses Pieces until I listened to this and it’s ingrained in my brain now. youtu.be/4qMc2JWToeg

SuckMyWang,

God damn it. I wasted all those skittles for nothing

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah iev been pretty happy with em please don’t stop

FlyingSquid, in If you needed motivation
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying that you should suck a guy’s dick in a dark alley for $20 in order to be successful?

cows_are_underrated,

20$ are 20$

wowwoweowza,

$20 are $20

meowMix2525,

$20 is $20

Fridgeratr,

$2$0$ are $2$0$

Anticorp,

$20? Damn, ain’t inflation a bitch?

ergifruit,

if you’re good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

Gork,

You gotta do what you gotta do for $20.

MycelialMass,

Gotta start somewhere

AdolfSchmitler,

That’s the right attitude. Maybe someday you can move up to sucking dick in a dark basement instead of the alley

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You see the thing is shut up

velox_vulnus, (edited ) in I use memes as a coping mechanism
  • be me, depressed, shitty programmer, jobless CS graduate
  • leave all personal projects incomplete, have nothing to show to get a job cuz muh superiah creature, mus make mah own microkornel to shit on Linus
  • "Hey, Andrew was right all along, you stupid penguin"
  • but suck at writing code, have low attention span :-/
  • uses C to feel special, rage hard because memory leak on hello-world.c
  • bored, more depressed, try finding FLOSS games
  • Hmm, this particular xyz game sounds cool
  • "Woah, this must be like Doom on steroids, you can run it everywhere, even on the web?!?!"
  • "This was made with C? Mind == blown!"
  • The dev has their own website, cool :-)
  • Click on random links across page without reading, come across a page about learning C-lang
  • Page is something about suckless world or something, yeah I guess there’s too many conspiracy-theory idiots out there, maybe bro is calling them out?
  • "Meh, this tutorial isn’t that good, I’ll just pirate a modern C17 book"
  • goes back to home and starts reading about themselves
  • what? bro has their own 3d model nude uploaded for the entire world to see.
  • Is bro okay? trigger warning-type stuff about self-harm, lots of blood!
  • what the actual fuck? bro hates feminism and trans, but ironically, pansexual themselves?
  • WHAT THE FUCK? Also anti-vaxx, because bro thinks that weak animals like humans should die, survival of the fittest?
  • I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES, bro’s not ashamed of wanting to groom children, also banned over a few different places on the web for the same reason!
  • Curious about one of their remote Git profile, also checks other users who have starred them - get even more grossed, shut down laptop, touch grass after a long time
  • Moral of the story: don’t visit random websites
ShittyKopper, (edited )

I’m mildly worried I know (as in, am aware of their existence, thankfully not having interacted with them) who you’re talking about

Enkers,

I can’t tell if this is copy-pasta or not. If not, my condolences to your eyes, if so… chef’s kiss

tilcica,

if not yet, lets make it one

velox_vulnus,

How about both?

cooopsspace,

Never meet you heroes

ergifruit,

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

JohnDClay, in All lives rule

I’ve found people on here actually arguing that hamas is unambiguously right in their actions. Unlike black lives matter where saying white lives don’t matter is a complete straw man that no one was arguing. So making sure people are on the same page about Hamas I think is valuable still.

Diabolo96, (edited )

You know your take is “How dare they fighting against being genocided” they should let Isreal drop bombs at them and kill their families daily like the last half century and never ever retaliate while the world watchs in silence or even help Isreal doing the massacre. How inhuman of them to fight back with the same ferocity the Isreali settlers fucks has shown to them. Oh, look at the Poor isreali settlers that left their western country to go and steal a palistinian land and act towards them worst than during apartheid SA. Yeah, hamas are freedom fighters and isreali propagandists call them terrorists to delegitimize Palestinians fight against fucking genocide.

I geuss when someone enters your home and beat the shit out of you and your family, Steal and destroy all your belongings every other day you just accept it and will not defend yourself, huh?

Fighting against being genocided is legitimate !

bartolomeo,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

Both sides bad is used by those whose privilege protects them from the ravages of the system they support.

Fighting against being genocided is legitimate !

This is international law. We must uphold international law and promote human rights, because any society that does not, puts the whole world closer to barbarism.

Diabolo96, (edited )

International laws that isreal keep violating over and over and the world stay silent. They even kill journalists for god sake !! The world has shown us its true colors but thanks God the new generation is waking up. In the future, these laws will hopefully be truly followed.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I think a lot of people are in denial about who and what Hamas is.

Gigan, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck FDA

nightdice,

Money makes getting regulatory bodies to approve stuff scarily easy

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