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wick, in Pilk

I used to mix milk and soda when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. Mostly with Fanta iirc, and another flavour I can’t remember, might have been Pepsi, or cream soda.

I remember liking it a lot.

Mr_Fish, in Axe desire

I guess Gimli meant something different with “you have my axe”

slacktoid, in Bankruptcy is lifesaving
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I see bender (over drake) i hit up like

quotheraven404, in Axe desire

This kinda gives me Cardcaptor Sakura vibes.

Taybur, in Pilk

Laverne did it first.

gosling, in Axe desire
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Since ancient times in Japan, the heart symbol has been called Inome (猪目), meaning the eye of a wild boar, and it has the meaning of warding off evil spirits. The decorations are used to decorate Shinto shrines, Buddhist temples, castles, and weapons.[6][7] The oldest examples of this pattern are seen in some of the Japanese original tsuba (sword guard) of the style called toran gata tsuba (lit., inverted egg shaped tsuba) that were attached to swords from the sixth to seventh centuries, and part of the tsuba was hollowed out in the shape of a heart symbol.[8][9]

mrpalmer16, in Elmo

I mistimed it one time and got lost on the way to the airport. I’m wandering the streets, getting more amnd more high and things are starting to look less and less familiar. Finally I get it together enough to call a taxi (in tears) and the operator tells me I’m only a block away and calmly gives me directions. I made my flight just in time and am forever grateful to that kind soul.

tryptaminev, (edited ) in Fun facts with Skeletor

That would be about 3 ml per wiener and seemson the upper end.

Assuming your mom to start fucking at 15 and slowing down at 50, that would be 43 wieners per day though. Assuming she goes till 80 that would still mean 27 wieners per day.

So your mum must be quite desired for this to work out.

Denvil,

c/theydidthemath

gigachad,

I can confirm that your mum is very ambitious

TheRealLinga, in Into the endless expanse with them

Sasake?

corsicanguppy, in Seriously who patrols old posts...

Only 4 spelling mistakes in there. Aim small, miss small.

navi, in Pilk

This is just a Pepsi Float after it had an hour to melt.

monsterpiece42, in Pilk

I used to drink this all the time as a kid. I tried it as an adult and it holds up.

Sounds nasty, but it averages out to roughly what is a carbonated milkshake. Not bad at all.

Rosco, in Axe desire

Probably used by a magical girl to decapitate samurais or demons or something.

EatYouWell, in Axe desire

But you can find a boyfriend and get him into blacksmithing so he can make you one. I feel like a ton of men won’t need their arms twisted much to do it (myself included).

Rhynoplaz, in Pilk

I forgot about that shit! 😂

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