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balderdash9, (edited ) in When Israel starts ripping off Futurama in a very bad and disgusting taste

Sees the words “Israeli soldier” on Lemmy

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d405b54d-d33c-465e-98ed-b9c23dccefab.webp

ComradeChairmanKGB, in Pilk
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Based and pilk pilled

nis, in We must resist

Cookiedogs > Skynet! Quick! To the ovenkennel!

problematicPanther, in Pilk
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Isn’t this basically an egg cream?

WoodlandAlliance, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

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  • SheDiceToday,

    I mean, I can’t think of another sect of christianity that requires special underwear. Outerwear, sure, but underwear? Creepy.

    wildginger,

    Most christians pretend to be cannibals as a weekly rite.

    The person they are cannibalizing is the same one they worship.

    The extra layer of clothes is the most boring thing about mormons.

    flambonkscious,

    Really? Is it not painfully obvious this is a symbolistic practise / metaphor

    wildginger,

    You can say whatever you like bud, its creepy to roleplay as cannibals as a core of your religion.

    flambonkscious,

    Well, when you put it like that

    reattach,

    Just Catholics, iirc.

    CommanderCloon,

    yep, which is most christians

    explodicle,

    50.1% as of this writing! They should call a vote now while they still can.

    MrScottyTay,

    I think Protestant do it too

    SheDiceToday,

    No, there are plenty that do it. Not weekly, but most do it yearly. I’ve known nondenominational places, lutheran, baptist, episcopalian, and methodists that do.

    idiomaddict, (edited )

    Catholics are the only ones who aren’t pretending, they honestly believe they’re cannibals

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    It is a little different when your origin story is very obviously a mediocre conman having his shitty cons described by multiple eye witness accounts and having your myths be 2000 years old with no first hand accounts.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern,

    Like I said, it’s different when you have the actual daily journals of people calling it a con.

    Or his wife calling him a liar after he stuck his head in a hat to get his prophecies.

    Like, regardless of the fact that to religious types the age of the belief has value, it’s just a whole different level of obvious bullcrap beyond simply believing in the supernatural.

    cogman,

    It’s harder to believe because it’s easily disproven. Turns out Joseph’s “translation” of ancient Egyptian wasn’t inspired.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • cogman,

    Not just as easy. There’s a lot of room for someone to say “this was actually just metaphor” or even “these are just stories to convey values”.

    Take the tower of Babel, for example, we know it never happened. However, a more progressive Christian or Jewish tradition can use the story to talk about how sometimes cultural differences are simply surface level, we are all ultimately the same people. Mormons aren’t so lucky because the book of Mormon was pitched as a literal history and part of the book has literal refugees from the tower of Babel.

    Unlike the Bible, we have the author of the religion who very well documented how literal everything is. We don’t even know who authored nearly any book in the Bible or their motivations.

    I’m not arguing for a god, I’m an atheist exmo. However, there’s a pretty big difference between a bunch of old stories compiled together into a book and a book of fiction that the author went out of his way to claim was “the most correct book ever written”.

    1847953620,

    I mostly agree with you, though the babble has the upper hand with older and better-funded propaganda campaigns spanning more time and regions and organizations using it for political manipulation. It’s had more polishing, rewriting, adapting, and state-backed proliferation (including by use of armies to wipe out competitors). It also borrowed many more mythical elements from other existing religions. Joseph Smith’s version is newer, and the mythology a bit sloppier, so the average person can conceivably judge the odd parts of its modern context easier. One is star wars and the other is an underfunded filler show on Netflix on its second season in 10 years by comparison. Which one has the better chance of having someone in your life convince you to give it a shot, and disincentivizes you from criticizing it in social settings more?

    hemko,

    No but any religion is similarly “illogical”, Mormons are the same as other Christians with extra “m”

    FilthyShrooms, in Elmo
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    “John”

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

    To anyone dreading this for real, there are places where you can get ahead as an IC and it’s considered a parallel career track to management. 0 direct reports. Maybe some mentoring, if you want, but that’s it.

    You just have to find those places

    artaxthehappyhorse,

    My employer has both a technical and a non technical route, but even the technical route will include some small amount of team/project leading.

    SasquatchBanana,

    Is IC individual contractor in context?

    imouto,

    Contributor. The ceiling is lower though. You get to (senior) principle and that’s the end of code monkey positions usually.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    Typically, but employers are getting wise. They don’t want to lose their best technical talent just because they’re on the spectrum or whatever. Or arguably worse: see them sputter out in a hybrid management/tech role that is more lucrative, but much less impactful than if they’d just stayed tech.

    Staff, and architect are two other roles that are sometimes like that. Yet other places will just keep going up levels / pay bands, like eng I, II; senior eng I, II, III, IV, …, VII, etc

    sramder, in We must resist
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    Or the next Google CAPTCHA after one of the sneaker-scalpers trains their own.

    occhionaut, in We must resist

    is it worth it?

    blandfordforever, in We must resist

    My favorite new captcha

    don, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

    LillyPip,

    That seems like a rosy scenario compared to Meet the Robinsons.

    TheFogan,

    You don’t have to worry about that, It’s an Elon Musk owned product, he already solved that with TwiXer. He just has to make sure that Nazi’s can send their propoganda to your brain, and then advertisers will stay very far away from the neuro link.

    FlyingSquid,
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    “Neuralink Premium halves the number of ads in your dreams for only $8 a month!”

    CileTheSane,
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    Dreams? “Unskippable ad in 30 seconds. Recommend you pull over.”

    pelerinli,

    Why put an ad while they can directly manipulate your hormones/enzymes?

    don,

    You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

    Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

    spare_muppets, in Pilk

    No

    mindbleach, in Axe desire

    Hey, wait, she’s got a new complaint.

    CharleyZulu, in Pilk

    Ya’ll need Jesus.

    NoneOfUrBusiness, in Intel is investing 25 Billion dollars into Israel. That is the biggest investment any company has ever made to Israel.

    Everyone needs to boycott them until they pull out.

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