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apotheotic, in eepy

Northernlion has the perfect balance of “talking about the game” and “grocery store anecdotes” for my brain to just drift to sleep. Paired with his knack for obscure pop culture references and his delightful speaking tone, and you’ve got instant knockout drops.

The man has an astonishing backlog of Binding of Isaac videos that are just chefs kiss for falling asleep to. To such a degree that he actually talks about how part of his audience are listening to him to fall asleep, lol.

Cagi, (edited ) in eepy

This is the greatest videogame video essay ever. 6 hours long for a 25 year old game we’ll never play.

youtu.be/xb-DtICmPTY?si=g3yDqS-f4XAS34EX

Tkappa,

I want Tim Rogers to be my dad so he can tell me bedtime stories

spirinolas, (edited ) in The whole situation sickens me

“I…HAVE… THE…RIGHT…TO…DEFEND…MYSELF”

karakoram, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

Charity.

Nacktmull, in I lose mine last month :(

Now what is that?

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

That is the key to breaking the power of infinity stones.

ReversalHatchery, (edited )

SIM tray opener tool for smartphones. It’s pretty small

Randomocity,

It’s a tool to remove the SIM card from a phone

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a contraceptive device.

glibg10b, (edited )

As someone who carries one everywhere, I can vouch for its effectiveness

comrade_pibb,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

You need one of these to swap out sim cards on mobile devices

tigerjerusalem, in I lose mine last month :(

I just realized that each phone comes with one and only one of SIM ejectors, and I have a lot of those in my drawer. I think I have a problem. -_-

adespoton,

Me too… and my phone uses an eSIM!

radioactiveradio,

You’re responsible for everything!!!

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Most screw-driver kits like the IFixIt kits, include a sim-eject head.

GeneralVincent,

The chosen one!

CCF_100, (edited ) in I lose mine last month :(

iFIXIT kits include a bit that lets you eject sim trays

ky56,

Good. I don’t like sim trays. They’re small and flimsy and irritating and are easily lost. Not like here. Here everything is built-in and solid.

knorke3, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

if there’s enough people who can’t afford a home, there will suddenly be a lot more homes on the housing market - thought that one was obvious… /s

AchillesUltimate, in historical materialism moment

That’s actually where democracy came from. When guns came along, it became extremely cheap and easy to turn every random peasant into a soldier. This meant that you essentially always had to have the will of the people on your side.

Kidplayer_666,

Not necessarily. Prussia managed to be “an army with a country” and be despotic

Justfollowingorders1, (edited )

I guess hypothetically it doesn’t take long to teach someone how to use a gun, but based on my interactions with people who refuse to touch a gun or want to destroy any current legal firearm ownership legislation - teaching them to be proficient with a firearm will be an entirely different ballgame.

Tammo-Korsai, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.
@Tammo-Korsai@kbin.social avatar

Something, something, invisible hand of the free market and Social Darwinism. Dead people can't be in poverty, right? Problem solved!

wigit, in I lose mine last month :(

In my last two phones I have used eSIM, but I still have 6 of these in a neat row on a magnet above my desk.

lugal, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

Easy: Let them starve and the invisible hand will take care of their bodies

LordWiggle, in I lose mine last month :(
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

Mine are all still in their boxes which I still save for no reason as I never ever will use them. Whenever I need a pin, I can’t find a single box, but the boxes are always in the way when I try to find something else. It’s a weird world we live in.

db2, in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2,

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.

mp3, in I lose mine last month :(
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

I do tech support, I always have one on my keychain.

skqweezy,

Ngl that’s pretty smart to keep one on a keychain, better than keeping it in the original box

hdgdlfiuebdtus, (edited )

I’ll adapt the keychain thing

shiveyarbles,

I would manage to jab tf out of myself

frostycakes,
@frostycakes@lemmy.ml avatar

I used to keep one on my keys back when I worked at a carrier store selling phones. Made life so much easier then.

In fact, the actual inserted part broke off years ago (and I haven’t done phone sales in over a decade), but the main part of the body is actually still attached to my keyring. I haven’t even thought about that until this post, actually.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited )

The dude who sold me my latest smartphone this year had one long fingernail. I kinda thought it was a coke nail until he applied my screen protector and used the nail to separate the plastic backing from it. Aha!

I studied classical guitar in high school and since I could never keep my real fingernails intact I always had three plastic nails going on my right hand. That was a tough one to explain to the local bullies.

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