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blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in This is no encouragement to waste energy

If you’re a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things…

showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1

The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.

The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don’t have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren’t taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don’t forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on…

Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren’t hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.

Check your state’s website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you’re low income.

Holzkohlen,

Who the hell showers for 6 minutes or longer? I get wet, turn of the water to soap up and then rinse myself. The whole thing takes like 5 minutes. And the water is on for half that time. You people have issues.

funnystuff97,

i like to roleplay as a lobster

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

It’s because they get distracted like above or just use it to ‘relax’.

Tubs really need to be larger so people can lay in them. Even then, it still takes about 15 gallons of hot water to submerge someone. If I ever get even marginally richer, it’ll be one of the first things I do. A properly sized tub you can lay down in. Making your knees hurt from having to stay bent or having your entire torso stick out of the water sucks.

People shit on Shower bath shower, but Faye had the first 2/3s right. Get the quick gross shit off, plug the drain. Let it fill while you shower then fill the rest if need be. The water will stay hot longer and you can actually lay back and relax.

Edit: The main thing is people feel like they use less water when they shower. But it does nothing when you stay in that long. Seeing a tub full of water is way more visceral. I just invite people to plug the tub next time you start showering and see how much you actually use up in those 30 minutes.

Most low flow shower heads are 2.5 gallons per minute. It’ll only take about 15 minutes to fill your tub enough to submerge yourself.

Meanwhile women also like their showers at roughly the temperature of the surface of the sun to scrub away all that self imagined sin and yuck so it’s like 3:1 gallons hot to cold vs 2:1 for normal people.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

As a woman I can confirm. Sometimes I skip my hair or shaving, but when I need to do both there is no way I’m taking less than 6 minutes. 10 minimum.

Unanimous_anonymous,

I think that comment is saying the opposite of what you’re saying

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You are right, my comment would make more sense if I did it under meowmix’s one. Oh well

meowMix2525, (edited )

It helps to use more than one type of soap (shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash) and then also have to shave your lower extremities. I have an exfoliation cloth I use that I don’t get quite clean without. I’m pretty sure that’s not even a high maintenance routine when it comes to women.

Easily 15 minutes for me, 30 if I take time to enjoy (distract myself with) the warm water. That’s not counting all the stuff I do after the shower. I have pretty bad ADHD though so time tends to melt away for me in general.

Sorry mate, best I can offer is less frequent showers and keeping an eye on the dirty bits a la mila kunis and ashton kutcher. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ my hair doesn’t tolerate daily washing anyways.

shiveyarbles, in Age Combat 🤡

Libertarians are like liberty to cherry pick lucrative bits of capitalism but same level of kick the ladder fuck you I got mine as regular Republicans.

intensely_human,

What libertarian said what to make you think that?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I think government only works when it has the power to militarily dominate any competing force.

I’ll take Yikes! for 100, Alex

Justfollowingorders1, in Favourite kind of american

The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.

callyral, in I lose mine last month :(
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

what is that

ILikeBoobies,

For taking SIM cards out of phones

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

oh i never had one of those i just use one of those metal thingies that i don’t remember the word for

Imgonnatrythis, in You guessed WRONG!

In what world is an oatmeal raisin cookie ever justiable when chocolate chips exist? Throat collapsing allergic reactions I guess maybe, but all other excuses are invalid.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Whichever alien planet I come from, where chocolate chip cookies are the disappointment.

criitz,

Cuz Oatmeal raisin are the best cookie

58008, in any Death Grips fans here?
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

Would like to see footage of said guillotines.

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Better stay noided

pensivepangolin,

I’ve seen footage!

ElcaineVolta, in What is Marxism?
@ElcaineVolta@kbin.social avatar

or veganism

blindbunny,

Watch omnis down vote us now.

lightnsfw, in The joys of being alone all the time

Why’s he wearing pants?

CobblerScholar, in Give cheese

They may be too fascinated to strip for you though

FlaminGoku, (edited )

Meta

Steal her stiletto

RootBeerGuy, in Games without frontiers
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
nameisnotimportant, in any Death Grips fans here?
@nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml avatar

any Death Grips fans here?

Totally, and I miss them a lot!

tigeruppercut, in I lose mine last month :(

disorganized paperclip gang sound off!

jaybone, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

The nod?

tetris11, in War is a business and business is good

More info on Boeing?

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

And on raytheon, what did they do?

Custoslibera, (edited )

Boeing and Raytheon are massive weapon companies that make drones, missiles, targeting systems etc

IWantToFuckSpez,

So buy their stocks?

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Raytheon stocks more than doubled in value this year.

You could say business is booming

nikscha,

Both are in the arms business. They make money from war.

maniacal_gaff,

Yup and if they didn’t make money, Putin’s tanks would have just ravaged Ukraine instead of being blown up all over the place by Javelins.

criticon,

They make shitty earbuds and sponsor YouTubers and podcast /s

craftyindividual,

You joke but I used to get Raycon, Ray-Ban and Raytheon confused at a time.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Imagine if they had the same parent company?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Boeing and Raytheon are military contractors, and the US has characteristically kept itself in or around global conflict in order to continue handing out multi-billion dollar contracts to these companies (and more like them.) Weapons/Platform manufacturing and sales is a large portion of our economic output.

meowMix2525, in I lose mine last month :(

nope, just a hoarder :)

Selmafudd,

Same, I’ll unpack any electrical item and keep all the packaging including the wire tiers on cords, plastic bags with the tape carefully folded back and pack all of that back up in the box and storage the empty box in my garage incase. I then use the item until it breaks and then 6 years later see the box on a shelf while walking passed, realise I no longer own said item and throw the box away.

lemmy_nightmare,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you me?

grayman,

Phew… I was hoping I wasn’t the only person with like 17 of these.

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