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User0705, in I lose mine last month :(

Not responsible, I just work at Geek Squad

NewDark, in War is a business and business is good

The fact this meme implies anything resembling an equal conflict is a pretty bad framing, despite a decent overall sentiment.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Yeah, make the Gaza monkey 50% younger, change the knife into a rock, and put the Israel one on a death star space station. That’s closer to reality.

craftyindividual,

Talking of rocks, I remember low level scraps between youths and border guards in previous years where the Palestinian boys used slings with rocks like David and Goliath. That weapon has a very long history in the region.

NewDark,

Look, they’re terror rock attacks.

The UN guy made sure to be very clear about it about a year back

Beyond parody lmao

rivermonster,

Yeah, you’d have to go back to the multiple wars where the Arab nations attacked together to destroy Israel for it to be more even, right?

Which was what initially created the refugees bc they were told by those Arab nations that after Israel and the Jews are destroyed, the Arab Palestinians would be given all of Israel.

History is so inconvenient to bullshit narratives.

catfish,

go a bit further back you chump…

NewDark,

Google the history of the Nakba.

And don’t act like “Lil bean Israel was just minding it’s own business when all the savage Arabs attacked and they just had to steal more land”. It’s ahistorical at best and fucking racist at worst.

OneWomanCreamTeam,
PlushySD, in I lose mine last month :(

I scotch-taped it on my desk, I’m looking at it right now…

thorbot, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me

ignotum,

Nothing to be shamed of, i also used to spend 45 minutes crying, but through hard work and dedication I’m now able to finish crying in as little as 25 minutes!

So just keep at it!

SARGEx117, in I lose mine last month :(

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  • Imgonnatrythis,

    How often do you use them? I now throw away almost every extra piece of anything and for the past 8 years or so I haven’t really regretted it and important stuff is easier to find without all the junk noise.

    craftyindividual, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

    simple,

    You posted your comment 4 times. Anyways, here: knowyourmeme.com/…/saddam-husseins-hiding-place

    danc4498,

    I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

    craftyindividual,

    Oh that’s good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

    akariii, in Get out and vote!

    I find a lot of people arguing that one shouldn’t vote because although easy, it is the least effective form of political engagement.

    I’d argue that you should vote because it is the easiest form of political engagment and, if possible considering your material conditions, you should also try to participate in other forms of engagement.

    Yep, I think that’s uncontroversial…

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Slaps table THANK YOU!

    Especially since those people refuse to actually provide an alternative form of political engagement besides vague references to a revolution, which has absolutely zero chance of coming out in the Prolitariat’s favor in Americas current political climate, because there is nowhere near enough class conciousness for that to happen.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Even when the Proletariat does win, they often still install a dictatorship. Because those are the kinds of people who lead revolutions.

    Gabu, (edited )

    Dictators appropriate revolutions, not lead them. It’s much easier to kill a couple leaders than to take over a country, afterall.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Yes, voting is the baseline. It’s the least you can do.

    I’m sure that there are anarchists out there who refuse to vote out of principle, but they still do activist work such as participating in mutual aid groups and so on. They’re wrong, but at least they’re still helping society in some way. I think the vast majority of people who don’t vote are just lazy, though.

    pingveno,

    I consider voting to be the minimum buy-in to ask something of your representative. You may not get that thing, especially if your ask is far outside the mainstream. That’s part of a democracy. The next part of democracy is protecting its status as a liberal democracy, where the people’s freedoms are protected from the government so there is remove for improvement.

    Fuckfuckmyfuckingass, in any Death Grips fans here?
    @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

    IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

    pigup,

    GUILTYYYYYYY

    ThePhantomGM, in I lose mine last month :(

    There’s always the trusty toothpick

    Catsrules,

    What kind of toothpick are you using? Most I have seen are way to fat or are to flexible.

    TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited )
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    I bet your toothpick is a sewing needle or a SAK pin, if it can poke out SIM trays.

    AgentGrimstone, in Get out and vote!

    No, I won’t get out and vote.

    I will stay in and vote by mail.

    pingveno,

    I live in Oregon, which has had all-mail elections since the 1990’s. It’s so great being able to sit down with my husband, some endorsements, the voter’s guide, and a computer to make my decision. So much better than scratching my head over half the ballot (well at least the title sounds good) and voting straight for the other half (vote blue no matter who).

    Gabu,

    On one hand, I wish I could do that in my country. On the other hand, voting already takes me less than 10 minutes including “commute” (walking down a single block), so it’d probably be a bigger hassle.

    Mighty, in This is no encouragement to waste energy
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    Fun fact: you can shower as long as you want if you’re vegan. Not eating animals will safe enough water to have the shower running 24/7 afaik

    thorbot,

    found the fucking vegan, though how could you not, they always announce themselves

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    You nerd. It’s just a fact. Can you stop being an asocial dick?

    1847953620,

    fun fact: fuck you

    thorbot,

    Brilliant retort

    1847953620, (edited )

    I thought so, it’s why I typed it.

    oshitwaddup,
    @oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

    Found the carnist and their one joke

    Kusimulkku,

    I’m a vegan for the duration of the shower then

    Selmafudd,

    Sweet, my wife is vegan I am not. So between us we can have a 12 hour shower each.

    Ozymati, in I lose mine last month :(
    @Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

    I have two of those. One’s from my old phone.

    BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

    I’m doing the bare minimum to not get fat.

    cals11, in Favourite kind of american

    Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

    Omega_Haxors,

    Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

    520,

    More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

    Zoidsberg, in I lose mine last month :(
    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’ve always just kept it in my case, against the back of my phone.

    codenul,

    Same. I have tow phones, one personal and one business. Kept it in my personal one, between phone and case. You never know when you or someone else might need it.

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