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Cratermaker, in eepy

Shout out to the yt channel Ahoy for making some of the most sleepable video game videos, like this one: youtu.be/9F9ahZQ7oP0?si=AzP9X_vq-o96gPD_Also great when you’re not sleeping!

funkless_eck, in Favourite kind of american

ah another responsible gun owner I see

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

nicman24, in The state of the internet 2023

Stop using chrome. Yes brave is chrome

SkullGamer205,
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@nicman24 firefox is not chromium....

Smoogy,

But that’s also not private as has been claimed as a reason to go FF. The only reason to use FF is only to not use chrome. Not for all the reasons that chrome is bad.

zucky,

Tor Browser, LibreWolf, and Arkenfox JS are the most secure and private browsers you can get and they’re all based on Firefox. If they’re not private enough for you, I don’t know what is

chocobo13z,

Gecko, the underlying engine behind Firefox, is an entirely different code base from Chromium

tourist, in Loving this AI revolution so far
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And it’s never even a half decent bot.

“You double charged me this month”

“Hi! For problems relating to your wifi, please visit our FAQ.”

support bot has ended the chat

rustydrd,
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Followed by an automated email that reads “Would you like to participate in our customer survey? We are dedicated to improving the quality of our customer support! :D”

Patches,

I see you answered 0 out of 5 stars. Janice in Support (whom you’ve never spoken to) will now get put on a PIP.

toomanyjoints69,

I got fired because of a 1/5 star rating where in the comments of the feedback they said i did excellent and was nice but they hated “the damn robot before and after”

My boss said that it was still my responsibility and that if i took more ownership i wouldnt get fired from wherever i worked in the future. I asked him if he would reconsider firing me. He paused for an exceptionally long time and said no. I cried and he laughed in my face. When security walked me out they wouldnt let me keep my headphones that i had brought in and paid for with my own money.

Tarcion, in Last few chapters of Armored Core 6

You got that right, Buddy.

Pistcow,

I’d destroy 2 Iguazu at the same time

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Get out and vote!
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Voting is like paying taxes: It sucks, you don’t get anything you want, but not voting leads to problems.

I mainly vote to prove it doesn’t help and I haven’t been proven wrong since 2000

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re someone who is living paycheck-to-paycheck, you’re only voting for one party, because no matter who you elect the end result is still low wages and severely high cost of living.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Yep. We'll still have a shitty health care system, a shitty education system, a shitty transportation system, a shitty housing system, a shitty food system, a shitty economic system, and a shitty diplomatic system.

But goddamn do we have a lot of guns so we've got that going for us.

RQG,
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It might not look like it helped but who knows what would have happened if you and several others didn’t go.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I guess the entire world going straight to hell at 300 mph is better than at 400 mph. Still going to hell, though.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the spirit!

joemo,

Your presidential elections are like the last step in the process. If you want to make real change, you need to start from the bottom up. You can’t just say (not saying you do this) “oh shit there’s a presidential election this year? And I dislike the Democrats candidate? Time to vote for a third party candidate to show them!”

It’s kind of like baking a cake I guess. If you just jump in at the end and taste the cake, well you’re stuck with what it is. "Oh I wish this was a chocolate cake instead of vanilla. I’m not going to eat this cake. I’m going to eat this other cake ", well you should have gotten involved earlier and who knows what’s in that other cake, it could have those disgusting flavored jelly beans in it.

I do agree that not voting leads to problems.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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I agree, which is why I've been voting in local and primary elections since 2000. And it doesn't work because the system of government we have is shitty, old, and broken.

rishado,

We tried that with Bernie, also doesn’t work

ceenote, in I lose mine last month :(

What if we’re sure it’s around here somewhere, just not sure where?

S147,

Accurate

radioactiveradio,

I just randomly found mine the other day.

anonionfinelyminced,
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

Mine is in a safe deposit box in Budapest. You can never be too cautious.

Turun, in Pew pew

To be fair you can say that about the US (and related allies) as well.

Gork, in I lose mine last month :(

I have a Moonlander split keyboard that is programmable and uses one of these little things for its reset button. My only gripe with it is that they could have designed a place for it to slot into the keyboard itself since it’s very easy to lose it if it isn’t otherwise attached to something.

Patches,

Why do you have to reset your keyboard, future boy?

Gork,

The reset button is used to apply firmware changes. For this keyboard you can customize the keys to pretty much however you like. I have one of the thumb cluster buttons set to Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V for efficiency. It’s great for making changes to personalize your mechanical keyboard experience… but it requires that pin to make changes lol.

I like it since I can assign Enter to one of the left thumb cluster buttons, you normally can’t hit enter with your left hand on a standard keyboard layout.

Sloogs, in I lose mine last month :(

How often are you dudes changing SIMs? I only ever do it when I get a new phone, and they always come with one.

Chev, in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine in my phone case.

FauxPseudo, in I made a mistake that everyone should learn from
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Lies. They go great in stuffing/dressing.

GrammatonCleric, in I lose mine last month :(
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Meh, I already keep a small paper clip in my wallet for clogged vapes, controller resets, SD cards, etc.

Bipta,

I've never seen a paperclip small enough to eject a SIM card.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You do realize they come in more than one size, right? 😅

XTornado, in I lose mine last month :(

I put mine on the keychain… It’s responsible for some small holes in my trousers pockets and I have been pricked too but worth it.

cedeho, in Jesus wept

Can’t you see he’s the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he’s a shiny golden God.

MonsterWithBow,

If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

cedeho,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

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