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zyratoxx, in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵
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“It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars…” - Donald J. Trump

ZeroCool, (edited )

Ignoring the fact that it’s not even true… My favorite part of the fallout from that quote were all the Trump supporters, most of whom will never see $1mil in total earnings across their lives, scrambling to defend it as if it were a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

Like, “It’s just because he’s so rich that a million dollars really does seem like a small loan!

Sure, okay Jim-Bob, and you’re dumb enough to believe a guy whose concept of money is that warped gives a damn about you? lol

Lowpast,

I don’t disagree but 1m is 25k a year for 40 years. So yes, most of his supporters WILL earn 1m in their lives.

zyratoxx,
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I can just underline that

Dasnap, (edited )
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kubica, in I lose mine last month :(
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Yay, what's my prize?

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You can now go on a resetting rampage

radioactiveradio,

Sounding

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Hoarder status.

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Finally being recognized after so many years of "why do you save that?".

FartsWithAnAccent,
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This is your moment!

Catsrules,

You can eject sims cards whenever you want.

ActionHank, (edited ) in ¿¿Que??

I like the prefix marks. I wish we used them for all of our punctuation. They improve readability. Imagine if we removed the leading double-quote on our quoted lines.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

.I feel like this analogy doesn’t entirely work because you always know where the question starts, as that’s where the sentence startS. ,And a sentence always starts where the one before ends, ¿righT? .However I still see why you say it improves readabilitY. ¡I’m sure my comment is very readable right noW!

EvolvedTurtle,

Ngl in my head I read this as “I. . . feel like”

PoolloverNathan,

.I feel like this analogy doesn’t entirely work because you always know where the question starts, as that’s where the sentence startS.

Not always. For example (translated):

And you, ¿how are you?

stebo02,
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You could write that as “And you? How are you?” so both parts of that sentence are still a question.

However there are other examples where you’re right: “,That’s not going to happen, ¿or is it?”

akariii,

I feel like the first example in your comment implies a different intonation than it’s equivalent in PooloverNathan’ comment. Also I feel the need to admit that I first read ¿)Nathan’s(? username as “Pool-over” as in “pull over”…

ActionHank,

lol yeah I guess it depends on the length of the sentence and the context. Context is usually pretty clear for questions, and maybe exclamations are typically short enough that the ‘!’ is already visible anyways. Definitely wasn’t considering periods and commas in that list.

vithigar,

I don’t mind the prefixed punctuation at all and don’t think it hurts readability in the slightest.

Your inexplicable decision to capitalize the final letters is awful though, and definitely makes it less readable.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

lol noted, I was just goofing around

intelati,

100%

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

As a latin American myself, I never considered that. As a programmer, I completely back that up.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Statement: Perhaps HK-47’s programmers had the right idea.

Thoughtful: The Elcor’s manner of speech from Mass Effect would be particularly useful when communicating through text as well.

ScarcePavement,

Approving: Indeed

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Sarcastic: Indeed.

Wow. So that’s how you can actually do sarcasm on the interwebs!

blueson, in Loving this AI revolution so far

The first thing I do when I am greeted by a customer-service bot is spam it with “I want to talk to a human”, “Forward me to an assistant” and “Let me talk to your master”.

It works in like 2/3 cases.

tslnox,

Has anyone tried “shibboleet” yet?

SkepticalButOpenMinded, in My sense of humour is broken

Maybe I’m slow today, but can someone explain this to me?

zaph,

Typically when you apply a screen protector, removing it will kill the adhesive and render it unusable. If that’s not it I don’t get it either.

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

As good a guess as any. I also don’t get the “my sense of humour is broken”. Is this a meta-joke? Anti-humour? It almost feels random.

zaph,

Probably because of how funny they found this interaction compared to how confused we all are as to what is so funny.

StalksEveryone, in Have you heard of our lord and savor Federation?
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

i recently converted someone who previously thought Firefox wasn’t any good

xusontha,

Gasp how could they think such a thing?

lichtmetzger, in I lose mine last month :(

I have a screwdriver bit set that just includes one of those, very tightly secured. Whoever was responsible for ensuring this was neccessary: You are a hero.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, in science and memes, unite!

But the head still good tho, the head still good tho!

Etterra, in War is a business and business is good

Which Rule of Acquisition is this again?

chiliedogg,

34: “War is good for business.”

SARGEx117, (edited )

: Greed is eternal.

: Expand or die.

I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.

ghostx_official, in Fried
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😁🔝

ghostx_official, in why is everything so stressful
@ghostx_official@lemmy.funami.tech avatar

🆒😆

SocialMediaRefugee, in Loving this AI revolution so far

Right up there with customer service lines that just have menus of canned responses that don’t address your need. No, I don’t need to hear your hours, I don’t need to know where you are, I can find all of that online. I need to talk to a human being.

bmsok,

A few years back you could say “operator” or press zero to get transferred to an actual person. In my experience it only works about 1/3 of the time these days.

Sometimes the system would even escalate your call if you were swearing while you were on hold.

keefshape,

Swear. Loudly. Scream ‘Fuck This Shit’.

It works and gets you a more immediate operator. May or may not be one with empathy, but 🤞

bmsok, (edited )

Sure! I’m transferring your call now!

Patches,

Sure! I’m transferring your call now!

Hangs up

Damaskox, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...
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O' Mighty Tale-Teller! I seek knowledge! What meme has been by far the most popular across the lands?

Damaskox, in yoink
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Will they manage the sell before they are caught?

Metal_Zealot, in I lose mine last month :(
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

…I used mine to clean my ears.

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