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the meme itself was trying to stop you before you irradiated the whole damn image.

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what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

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don’t let your dreams be dreams - shia labeouf

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i need a wingman to toss me a ball the next time i’m in the club

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its my favorite porno where your mom makes music while simultaneously performing a magic trick

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use the biggest one you have. fill it up to the top then throw that shit away.

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a day of house chores is the perfect excuse to brew and absorb absurd amounts of coffee

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Your honor, the prosecution is sullying the defendant’s reputation

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this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

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they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

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Might I encourage you to watch the scariest game never made? Or maybe a newer cult favorite? Its my opinion that first person game horror has surpassed film horror, if only because it requires you to be invested in surviving.

Film horror and game horror can both be compared to a roller coaster.

With film horror you ride the coaster and everything flows exactly as intended by the creator, it starts up, it climbs slowly, and drops accordingly to a set time. It’s beautiful, it works and everyone loves roller coasters.

With game horror, you have start it up, you make it climb slowly, and you push yourself past the drop. And all that metaphorical mumbo jumbo doesn’t even account for the survival aspect involved in most horror games, which often involve intense jump scares.

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at least understand humor if you’re gonna waste your time making memes

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chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

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you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

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yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

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also true, we know who you are and everything you do online because we host your VPN.

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gen4 and the rest of them are lame. i drew pokemon. i owned the action figures, the cards, the magazines, the cheap fast food crap, the films, and the blow up dolls!

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