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Exusia, in There is no meme. Let me see your Halloween haul
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Show my your candy!

NightAuthor,

My wife strongly objected to me buying a box of candy when we were at Costco, so I don’t have any.

Classy, in lick🦎

There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can’t hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don’t smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.

These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.

Kase,

This guy lizards

leaky_shower_thought, in spookyyyy

“I get this heavy feeling on my shoulders”

… and the oscar award for masterful theatrics goes too~

CaptDust,

It’s so cold bro do you feel that, right here, it’s so cold. Just me? Nah. bro. it’s cold, colder than anything cold. That’s incredible what power

Touching_Grass, in Halloween costume

I thought I once read that gifted kids were just ahead in ability and what happens is eventually the rest of the kids in their class close that gap and catch up just by maturing. We just mature at different rates. But we all see it like just because a kid understood things earlier like its an advantage for life

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah I plateaued in my early teens. I know I’m intelligent and have a curious mind that means I read a lot, self educate etc. But I’m no smarter than my peers ever were. I was just ‘advanced’ as a kid. Meant I didn’t take schooling seriously and formed arrogance about my abilities, well before realising that they’re pretty mediocre in most things. Jack of All trades, master of none. Hold myself to ridiculous standards that I’ll never meet.

Cyv_, in Not sure why they use this in marketing
@Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

Family owned to me sounds like:

Nepotism abounds probably, half the shareholders inherited wealth and didn't earn it, so they probably don't know how to run the company as well as the people who built it, enjoy the "we're all a family" talk, while your manager hires his son timmy to be your boss despite zero experience or qualifications.

Donjuanme, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

Ten bucks a month from day 1, it’s what Reddit decided my service price was, and while I know that is inflated at least 10x, I’d rather support myself and ten other users than give spez a radioactive dime from my own pocket.

ilovededyoupiggy,
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

You know, you probably shouldn’t keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.

ikapoz,

Probably shouldn’t keep them at all, pockets or no pockets.

MentalEdge, in Awww yeah
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Also check if your instance accepts support 👍

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

I self-host. Donate to me.

wise,
@wise@feddit.uk avatar

That’s one hell of a domain name

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

It’s one hell of a problem domain, let me tell you

Valmond,

I do too, but I prefer users.

We’re not the same.

(or am I completely off with this meme?)

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re completely off. I don’t even understand what you mean

kibiz0r, in Awww yeah

Paid yearly, right? So that the $0.25 transaction fee doesn’t instantly chop your donation in half? Right?

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

librepay (which I assume OP is using), lumps donations together automatically to avoid this

Enzy, in Almost a shitpost.

What’s the point of owning a Ferrari?

money_loo,

Why do peacocks have such elaborate feather displays?

words_number,

The point is imagining that others would look up to you*

*While in reality, literally not a single person on earth gives even the tiniest fuck about you wasting money on a useless, annoyingly noisy and wasteful fucking car. Exceptions are 5 year olds and people who never exceeded that intellectual level.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

The rich don’t want to impress you, they want to impress other rich people.

words_number,

I doubt that that works. Most rich people probably know very well that there’s nothing impressive about buying something.

moonsnotreal, in Halloween costume
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
  • Could read at a college level in fourth grade
  • Didn’t have to study in high school
  • Parents that wanted to choose your career for you
clearleaf, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao

Meme actually means something and isn’t just “funny image.” We no longer have a word for what a meme actually is. I didn’t care about the meaning of ironic changing because there’s still words for that but this is different.

Grayox, in Awww yeah
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Thanks, sent a coffee’s worth in Monero.

netchami,

+1 for using XMR

lugal, in Awww yeah

This makes me get meta very fast: OP created this post, so they aren’t lurking. It’s isn’t their first meme either, the profile shows about a meme per day.

So the lurking part isn’t about OP. But is the other? Is it like everyone should contribute, even lurkers; or is it rather if you don’t contributing via post, at least support financially?

Neither would be morally bad, don’t get me wrong. I’m writing this to distract from the fact that I’m in the upper category of the meme.

interdimensionalmeme,

If you post a link to the correct donation page it would be as good as giving 0.50$ yourself !

registrert,
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  • TheDoozer,

    I started donating $1 per month, which I probably wouldn’t have if you hadn’t posted the link (happy to contribute, but honestly I lack the motivation to seek out the opportunity myself), so it did make a difference!

    netchami,

    Also donate to your instance!

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is just the first meme i could think of after seeing the post in announcements. Meta memes are fun tho.

    Valmond,

    Well your lurking days just ended, scoundrel!!

    Jokings and donations to the development of Lemmy aside, aren’t we a whole nation of Lemmy server hosters with no users just hoping you’d come over make communities and stuff?

    HurlingDurling, in Halloween costume

    I feel personally attacked

    ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Halloween gag

    “No asians!”

    dona1dquixote,

    Subtle reference.

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