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Yerbouti, in screaming into the void...

"We are not your real parents. Look at us, we should be your grand-parents! Wake up man, this is a low-effort meme. "

EherVielleicht,

NYT; DS; CBS

jherazob, in Frig off
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

Since around the time they announced the API changes, every image hosted on Reddit, when opened on a browser shows it embedded on a page on Reddit instead of just giving you the damn image, like it used to do. It pisses me off. Need to figure out a way to return it to the previous behavior and just give me the damn images i asked for, maybe something with the user agent (when you ask it to download it instead of displaying it, or when getting it with wget or the like, it DOSE give you the image, so the way is there somewhere).

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar
jherazob,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

Heh, it works, thanks! I do wish i could do the same on Firefox Focus on mobile but meh :P

Now i need to figure out the equivalent for Imgur, i wonder if it’s the same header, but will be tomorrow, stuff to do now

MedicPigBabySaver, in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more

I guarantee there’s no chance it’s been that many times.

lte678,

Oh shit looks like you got em’

Quereller, in 2 genders

Interesting. In German there is the old (biblical) word “Männin”. Which is literally the female form of “Mann” (man). Maybe the original language the translation comes from has something similar.

lugal,

Männin is more of a word Luther came up with when translating the bible and no one used ever since (except in quoting Luther of cause).

The thing is that in Hebrew, man and woman are the same but with other ending. Luther tried to recreate that.

Quereller,

Thanks for the info. Serious discussion under a meme post :-)

UnverifiedAPK, (edited )

I’m guessing it was someone doing translations, getting confused, playing it safe, and accidentally recreating Old English.

This is either Chinese or Japanese on the sign. But Japanese derrived from Chinese so both langues have the same origin for a lot of words:

Male 男 is a compound word of Field and Strength.

Woman 女 is a pictogram of a woman with breasts kneeling. A bit easier to see in the non-modern symbol. And pretty blatant when you compare it to the modern symbol for mother 母 which is taking the old symbol and adding two nipples.

So nothing in the original language for this translation error to make sense.

But English has roots for “feman” to technically make sense. In Old English there used to be “man” meaning “person” and “wif” meaning “female”. This turned in to “wifman” meaning woman. Recently “wif” turned into “wife” and “wifman” turned in to “woman”.

In their language there are two distinct words for “woman” and “man” so when they got “male” for 男 they went “ok cool now on to 女”, and got “female”. Now that’s basically the same word… So they backed up and retranslated 男 to “man”… Then got “woman” for 女.

Now pretty unsure they looked up “man” and got that it could just mean “person”. Then they put “male” “man” for male person. Then they got really confused and instead of “female” “man” for “female person” they cut out the “male” and put “fe” “man” essentially re-inventing the word “wifman”.

And finally somewhere along the way they found out about prefixes which fe- kinda acts like so that’s why there’s a space in “male man” and no space in “feman”

lolcatnip,

Another funny detail I’ve heard: the Old English word for a male person was something like “were”, as in “werewolf”.

Quereller,

Thanks to the in depth explanation.

Tb0n3, in New Halloween monsters

Cool costumes your activist parents made you wear, kid.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Hmm….reads comment history

Struck a nerve didn’t it?

Tb0n3,

Maybe it makes sense in a comic but in real life the kids have no clue.

flambonkscious,

…And yet there’s lawsuits unfolding where kids are accusing the established structures of failing them by not addressing climate change while pursuing profit.

Kids protesting instead of being in school, etc.

Sorry, tbone, but you are simply wrong

Tb0n3,

High school students. The comic has kids that look under eight.

flambonkscious,

Yeah… fair point. Although I’m my country, it’s teenagers not high school students, the comic clearly depicts young children

optissima,

I started caring about the environment when I was 7 in the nineties, this isn’t unreasonable for modern kids with their current access to information, this information is everywhere today.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Actually no, it’s a common misconception that elementary school kids couldn’t possibly have well-founded, thought-out political beliefs but that is false.

Omega_Haxors, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

All the more reason to download a script blocker.

AeroLemming,

A lot of sites just don’t work without JS these days. uBlock Origin is good at getting rid of certain nags though, which is nice.

Omega_Haxors,

You don’t have to block all scripts and the few sites which are unusable without them aren’t worth visiting.

kamen, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

If you download the app anyway, make sure that the first thing you do is to disable the notifications. Many apps have that as their sole purpose.

Dingsda, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

An egg cutter

Zoomboingding, in What is this? Wrong answers only.
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

A holophoner

kubica, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

About to get up because I've been rolling in the bed for half an hour... Checks clock, only 1 minute left... "Oh no, why, I'm so tired."

EvolvedTurtle,

I personally can be tired all day But once I get home from work Wide awake And it’s honestly frustrating

antidote101, in screaming into the void...

Our rock is particularly interesting for having us here, and for it’s life sustaining capacity as compared to all others we’ve come across… I think that counts for something.

Coasting0942,

Also it’s a glorious time to be alive. We’re ramping up our rocket launch capabilities in order to prosecute a glorious crusade against the Xenos, no matter where they hide.

Just as the Jesus intended.

Dkarma,

Maybe but searching for meaning in all this is pointless. I am here. That’s enough for me. I won the universal lottery and got to exist.

Justifying a reason doesn’t make sense to me. Rocks don’t have a purpose they just are. Flowers, while they do things do not do them to have purpose they just do. The doing gives them purpose.

So do and you will have purpose. Create and grow and that is “enough” if you need to put a flag somewhere.

mindbleach, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Djerman engineering.

N00b22, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

“It’S bEtTeR iN ThE aPp”

jubilationtcornpone,

Side rant: I refuse to download the McDonald’s app. That’s the first question they ask (and increasingly, any fast food joint asks) when you roll through the drive through. “Are you using the app today?”

No I’m not fucking using the app today. I just want an ice cream cone. Ok!? I don’t need or want to download another goddamned app and manage another set of credentials when it takes me less time to say, “Can I please have an ice cream cone?” And for you to respond with, “I’m sorry but our ice cream machine is broken.” than it does for me to order a fucking ice cream cone on the stupid app.

I mean hells bells I’m a software engineer. I make my living designing [often unnecessary] software [which provides little tangible benefit]. But I’ll be damned if I’m going to have an app to go through a fast food drive through or use household appliances. I will die on this hill. Ok, maybe not die, but I will be severely wounded on this hill.

DragonAce,

My view as a sys admin is I’m not going to risk the security of my mobile device just so they can scour my personal information and collect marketing data on me and send it god knows where and claim its to “make ordering easier”. I just want to order my fucking food, not have my fucking identity stolen because I wanted a cheeseburger.

littlecolt,

Ironically, I find McDonald’s has one of the better reward systems in their app. I also enjoy being able to punch in my order on a screen with any modifications I want such as extra pickle, no lettuce, etc… instead of relying on the shitty speaker to pick it up only to hear a guy be like “Did you say cherry coke?” “No, diet coke” ugh

Also free fries on Friday.

AeroLemming,

I’m GenZ and seeing this shit makes me feel like the boomiest of Boomers. I don’t want your goddamn motherfucking app, you can shove it where the sun don’t shine and take my order the old-fashioned way or not at all.

That is, unless I’m at home ordering delivery and using a centralized app. Having the same interface for every restaurant is so much fucking nicer than trying to figure out the weird quirks of every website or having to call them.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

The app: Last updated January 2023

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I regularly use apps that haven’t been updated for longer, and 20-year-old PC programs. The worse thing is if old versions are purposefully deprecated too early, I don’t have Play Store.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

This is fine for apps that don’t use remote APIs and aren’t actively having breaking changes made to them on a regular basis, but that doesn’t apply to most of these nagging “use our app!” companies.

Event_Horizon,

App permissions required:

  • name
  • address
  • contacts
  • financials
  • life history
  • kinks
  • current relationship status
Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

…Is the app trying to fuck me?

archchan,

It’s probably trying to get you to fuck yourself

Vertelleus, in Awww! That's so cute!
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried to click on the X in the top right to close the picture…

hunter2, in I hate this job

Looks fun to me. But hey, not everyone is a dino person.

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