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Valmond, in I don't want to write a title >:(

Yeah, a little itty bitty too much even.

But it’s nice.

But a little too much.

But I do like it.

ironhydroxide, in Expensive thoughts

Ha, my employer values my thoughts about as much as I value a kick in the balls.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Thought inflation.

Omega_Haxors, in whitest paint

Pumpkin spice lattes are the closest white people will ever come to experiencing spice on their food.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Maybe in the Midwest, east coast or northwest US. The south and southwest: some white people there are the most thrilled about death pepper sauce, and I’ve also met Hispanic people from AZ/TX/NM who have no interest in spicy food.

DARbarian, in Stock photo stocks are up
@DARbarian@artemis.camp avatar

In what situation would you need this stock photo!?

HonoraryMancunian,

For this exact meme right here

VikingHippie,

I think it’s supposed to be symbolic of her scouting out opportunities while keeping in touch with her customer base or some such bullshit 😄

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Yeah I could see this being used in the slide deck for some corporate mission or vision statement bullshit that’s completely detached from reality

uralsolo, in O.O

Broke: Giving someone a pet as a gift.

Woke: Making someone your pet as a gift.

flerp,

I didn’t understand the comic until I read your comment. I guess I’m too deep into the weird to understand that normal people don’t understand/do the collar thing and thought the animal was like a dinner sacrifice or something. Very confused until I read your comment.

Aggravationstation, in Back home

This sent a shudder down my spine. Hate the idea of living with either of my parents again

Hazmatastic, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

The contra-bass guitar

Vilian, in Back home

i don’t understand that template

GingeyBook,

Hopes are going down

Prices are going up

Vilian,

oh, ok

Not2Dopey, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

It’s a banjo for tone deaf people

Rayspekt, in I'm doing my part!

What exploit?

Ranvier, in Every website

Pro tip, ghostery add-on for Firefox. Works on both desktop and mobile. Automatically goes through the cookie pop up when you load a page, denying all, among other functions.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Better SiteBleacher, it delete all this crap after leaving the page. With this “you have never visited this page”. (Not updated several years, but works as it should, because this crap on the sites is still the same)

Viking_Hippie,

The Firefox addon link is dead and searching Firefox addons for the name doesn’t yield it or anything like it either…

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, but there are alternative extensions which do the same, clear cookies and all related datas from the websites when you leave them, except the whitelisted sites. I also used it before, but SiteBleacher is easier to handle

github.com/Cookie-AutoDelete/Cookie-AutoDelete

But in the Mozilla store read “About this Extension”

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/…/cookie-autodelete/

There are also other FOSS extensions with a similar function.

karelkubicek.github.io/post/cookieblock

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/…/forget_me_not/

github.com/JustOff/cookies-exterminator

Also some others, but they are proprietary soft.

Alexstarfire, in Fancy date

Jeez, not even a hospital. You can do better.

lol3droflxp, in Back home
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

Finally a fresh new template

GreenMario, in Spock photos
CluckN, in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more

If your girlfriend took one second to take off her bra it would take 3.1 million years to reach the 99999999999999th time

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