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JusticeForPorygon, in Winning is relative
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

God please let me move to Europe I don’t even care what language I have to learn I just wanna be able to live without worrying about affording a doctor appointment.

Colour_me_triggered,

If you work in academia, you don’t need to learn a new language. English is the working language. Also the 5 weeks of holiday is nice, but what really helps is the working day.

I started as a bioinformatician a month ago. I come in to the office at 0830 have coffee from 09:00 til 09:45 with my boss and colleagues, work a bit, have lunch from 12:00 untill 13:15, work a bit, go home at 15:30. That’s my day.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Work in IT.
Start at 9:00
Lunch 13:00-14:00
Go home at 18:00
Commute (if construction does not tear up the main crossing) is around 30min 1-way with bus or a 15-20min bicycle ride.

Experience: About 5 years without college/uni.

Diplomjodler,

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

MrMagnesium12,
@MrMagnesium12@feddit.de avatar

That’s ich_iel spirit.

yogthos, in How i feel on Lemmy
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
BRINGit34,
@BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Based comrade

doleo, in What's your "old person" trait?

I think that a basic lifestyle should be affordable for a basic person

NotSpez,

Found the left-wing extremist! /s

riceandbeans161,

i’m gonna go one further:

i think everybody should be allowed to live a decent enough life, whether they can work or not.

sweeny, in first meme

The first meme is lost! What was it??

LemmyKnowsBest,

Maybe it was LOSS 😆

TacoButtPlug, in Math
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s crazy how many people just on this meme think antifa is an actual organization. 🤦

PeriodicallyPedantic, in What is even in there?

WTF is going on with the comment section?

toiletobserver, in Is this a re-post?

Dank

UnRelatedBurner, in What is even in there?

HAHA! PENIS!

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Or are you?

I don’t know what is going on here anymore.

Ephera,

I’m guessing, because the circles inside the box look kind of phallic…

BCsven, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Marurity matters, not years . In my parents era 18 was a common marriage age, but they were done high-school and working full time at 16, unless you went to Uni.

robocall, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

Psythik, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I’m 35 and I’m still not sure that I’m old enough to get married yet.

MacFearrs, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it’s gotta be just under water

BlanK0, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water for life 💧💯

tocopherol, in Oh nooo
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In the suburb I grew up in, a lot of the restaurant workers spoke Spanish, so even at the sushi place the Japanese chef would speak Spanish to the staff, saying gracias could be no different than arigato or thank you lol

PP_BOY_, in Had to
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Fucked?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes pp boy, fucked

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