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Aralakh, in Be responsible, they said...

When you make the soup yourself when you’re sick 🥲

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This should be illegal. I don't have a good solution to it, but it should be illegal. At least for me.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People also forget that most of the actual calculations were done on paper first; the computers were basically just executing precalculated instructions.

This is the stack of code used for the navigation software for the Apollo program.

(Fun fact: standing next to it is Margaret Hamilton, director of NASA’s Software Engineering Division & the lead of the team who wrote that code.)

Quereller,

These are multiple printouts of the code. The computer did not only execute precalculated instruction. (This would be a sequencer BTW.). Try it yourself AGC.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That is pretty cool. I might try it tonight since I’m at work right now. Thanks!

Though, to be fair, I did say that most of the code was precalculated.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I’m not quite sure if even that is correct. The AGC, as far as I understand it, did do quite a bit of calculation on the fly and was essentially the first digital fly by wire system. It did rely on input from the crew and ground control for eg correcting its state vector etc etc, but it even has dedicated vector instructions if I recall correctly. Can’t really precompute all that much when you can’t be sure things will go to plan and you’re dealing with huge distances. It did have eg separate programs for different phases of the flight but they weren’t really precalculated as such, more like different modes that eg read input from different sensors etc etc.

The US space program was pretty big on having a human in the loop though, much more so than the Soviet one which relied more on automation and the pilot was more of a passenger in a sense, sort of a failsafe for the automatic systems.

The book Digital Apollo goes into all this this in more detail, I can highly recommend it if you’re a ginormous nerd like I am and think that computers we’ve shot into space are endlessly fascinating

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me! I’ll have to check out that book. It sounds fascinating. :)

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Additional fun fact: Margaret Hamilton is the person who coined the term “software engineering”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ooh, I didn’t know that. That is a fun fact! 😁

567PrimeMover, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

GuybrushThreepwo0d,

Well… You need like what, 3 floats for position and 4 more for orientation. Multiply that by 3 to get velocity and acceleration values. Then I don’t know a few more floats per sensor and you have your whole state space in a few bytes.

Meanwhile a single image is like a megabyte so yeah.

Source: it’s past midnight and I should have gone to sleep ages ago

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And don’t forget about redundancies

The programming for the Apollo program was hand woven so comparing it to modern systems is kinda like comparing apples to oranges

Honestly the computers for the Apollo program were amazing and I highly recommend looking into the whole thing more, it’s so incredibly cool

Hyperreality, in Modern consumer logic

Europe:

  1. 'Local' stores were/are often ridiculously overpriced, had a very limited range, and it's not like we're talking about independent stores either. Many of those were killed by the unfair practices of large corporate chains who would sell at a loss. Before amazon killed chain mall businesses, the mall killed independent businesses on the high street.
  2. Packages are delivered to me personally. If I'm not there, they don't deliver and are forced to try another time.
  3. No need for a PO box, as small independent stores and grocery stores often have a side hussle as a pick-up point. You go to pick-up your parcel and buy something in their store or do your groceries.
  4. Amazon prime is entirely unnecessary. You simply have to wait a bit longer.
  5. You can find independent sellers on amazon, then if their product is good, you buy from them directly next time around.
  6. Thanks to amazon, ebay, etc. it's become far easier to buy second hand products. In the past you'd have to go to a second hand market, garage sales or visit twenty vintage/antique stores to find what you needed.

Amazon is evil though. So, yeah.

But there are perfectly rational reasons to use amazon.

atlasraven31, in Modern consumer logic

My neighborhood stores have huge markups and bad customer service. I don’t love Amazon but they are a better alternative for most things.

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

People should check again. After I decided to avoid Amazon, I’m surprised by how many things are cheaper and/or better quality at my local stores. I think Amazons reputation for lowest prices is less true every year.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

How about both arguments are true. You just have to price check constantly and you will find some stores are cheaper and some are pricier than Amazon.

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

Yes, sometimes Amazon is cheaper. But one reason I quit amazon was because, even when it’s cheaper, I got so much counterfeit and super low quality disposable junk.

Seriously, take another look at your local stores. I suspect many people aren’t and are just making assumptions. I was surprised to find my local pet store offers free delivery, and literally everything at my local mom and pop hardware store is cheaper and better quality.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Try using them as a reference guide instead of buying from them. I find what I’m looking for rhen loom up the products own website. A couple extra steps but it’s not like I’m out hunting and gathering, I’m in air conditioning and chair or taking a huge dump.

MrSqueezles,

I’m sure most people here don’t remember when power strips and HDMI cables were $40 and coin batteries were like $15 each pre inflation because stores wanted to make money on them. We could only read, listen to, and watch what our local stores decided to stock and most things didn’t have reviews. If we needed a new power adapter for that one device with a special shaped connector, too bad. It’s literally impossible to buy it.

flicker, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

My nightmare of a previous boss called my moissanite engagement ring "cheap" and "trashy," and treated us to a 30-minute speech about how if it's not "real" diamond, it doesn't count.

I hope sucking down those Marlboro blacks takes care of that problem of a woman sooner, rather than later, and in the meantime the gorgeous rainbow sparkle of my pretty ring is made all the more beautiful for the complete lack of child slavery that went into making it!

... I also just realized that horrible harridan didn't have an engagement ring, or even a boyfriend, and now some things make sense.

HurlingDurling,

I would have just sat there quietly and when she finished answered her with “well, that’s your opinion”

I don’t care if I depend on my job and my boss is a POS, my self worth is more valuable than any job.

oatscoop,

I usually take a month off of work in the fall each year. One of my bucket list items is taking that time off to find a job with the worst bosses and seeing how far I can go while giving no fucks.

Haui,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We all have these people in our jobs, don’t we? I‘m practicing to engage them with a therapist rn. Have been through abuse when I was young and they love to dump on me. My new goal is to pin a notice on my wall that I get for telling the next bully where to stick it (in public). Lets see how that goes.

rockandsock, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Please Gen Z, finish killing this Industry off.

alphapuggle,

Trust us we are. It’s not like we can afford them anyway

30p87,

And even if we could, why buy some stone to wear if one could buy 10l gas for the same price?

IzzyData, in Memes needs moderators
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

I think memes also needs a couple more rules. Specifically I think the posts should be memes.

Sibbo, in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

I’d exchange Reddit and X. The rate at which X is going downhill right now just cannot be beaten by anything.

orphiebaby,

Came here to say this. X is doing worse than Reddit.

Holzkohlen,

Agreed. I mean I never expected Elon to be smart but good god is that dude an idiot. Everyone reading this could 100% do a better job in his shoes.

Uncle_Bagel, in Please stop the ride, I want off

Hate to break it to you, but you are also full of Teflon.

ladam,

And Teflon is also a plastic

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry, it’s hard to think with all this plastic in my brain.

OberonSwanson,

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

HiddenLayer5, in privatization of water....
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Reminder that their CEO unapologetically said that he doesn’t think water is a human right.

AceQuorthon, in Microsoft Edge is actually good lmao

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Arch Linux? I got a pamphlet and reading material for you.

Ertebolle, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

Can I get a 'fuck spez'

BubblyMango,

After seeing his face I’d rather use a different terminology.

far_university1990,

How about „u/spez ist ein Hurensohn“?

asperagus,

Ah, ich sehe, Sie sind auch ein Mann der Kultur

lord_ryvan,

Ich bin nicht Deutsch, aber ok u/spez ist ein Hurensohn

Enzy,

Heil spez

MossyFeathers, in just wait, it could get worse....

Remember when Y2K was going to potentially end the world, but it didn’t thanks to experts working 'round the clock?

Remember when corporations turned around and got pissy because Y2K was successfully avoided, claiming that it was all a big hoax?

Remember how it’s now taught in some places that Y2K was a hoax and you can’t trust experts?

No wonder the world struggled with COVID.

PobrePerformer, in LimeWire.exe

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