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567PrimeMover,
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WE ARE THE T SHIRT BOTS. REMOVE YOUR MODERATION TOOLS AND UNLOCK YOUR FORUMS. YOUR CULTURAL AND MONETARY DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE MADE TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

567PrimeMover,
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If it makes you feel better, the agency representing the class action will be paid handsomley

567PrimeMover,
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And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek

567PrimeMover, (edited )
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And the Savior said unto James - "I have been, and always shall be, your friend"

  • Book of Archer 32:10
567PrimeMover, (edited )
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That's what bath houses are for!

567PrimeMover,
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This is what I mention when I'm covertly pushing "radical" ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can't the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

567PrimeMover,
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Going to take this into account... I may have been approaching this the wrong way

567PrimeMover,
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I love his videos on CDs and LaserDisks

567PrimeMover,
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Probably random, could be riffing on those tough guy truck memes you see on facebook

567PrimeMover,
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The one thing my movements and a Chevy Truck (tm) have in common is that they're built like a rock

567PrimeMover, (edited )
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Little Jimmy wanted to try Fedora, But little Jimmy is no more. For what he thought was his external drive, was actually his cerebral core

567PrimeMover,
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bzz bzzz bzzz bzz bz bzzzz poof

567PrimeMover,
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Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

567PrimeMover,
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They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

567PrimeMover,
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I don't believe you, my doc says the smooth taste of the toasted tobacco found only in Lucky Strikes (tm) coats your throat and is overall good for your health

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Sounds like the premise for a Star Trek spin on those old 70's trucker movies

"This is an ancient Human freight merchant's folk song"

Convoy by CW McCall begins to play as the ship jumps to warp

567PrimeMover,
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I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid

567PrimeMover,
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Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

567PrimeMover,
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In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you're over the limit.

567PrimeMover,
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Not unlike the mighty Beaver, the Dutch have an instinctual drive to bend water to their will

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