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Mighty, in Stock photo memes are hilarious
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Where’s your watermark? O.O

Anyway. I am happy if people are laughing. The next one is going up now xD

Yuper,

Sorry, I don’t know what I’m doing yet. I’ll fix it on the next one. You’re doing some good work!

flubba86, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Twangathang.

CM400,

I’m not familiar with this. Is it related to the guitfiddle?

rishabh, in 2 genders

I read it as “Iron man”.

lugal,

This took a moment

MartinXYZ,

I’m dumb. It took me a lot more than a moment 😕

lugal,

Tbh, it was a long moment for me

hydrospanner, in Yummy

I’m disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn’t utter revulsion, but instead, “Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween…I bet they’ll make fantastic catfish bait.”

imPastaSyndrome, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Gay banjo

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

So long gay banjo!

arc, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Gluten free pasta is much worse. If you don’t stir it a lot for the first 3-4 minutes it WILL stick together.

Getallen, in O.O

OwO motherfucker

makuus, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Carpal Tunnel Inducer 40K

Wait, that’s a right answer. Sorry guys, I’m new at this.

RizzRustbolt, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

Time to play Core Keeper.

Gay,

I tried a while ago, but didn’t enjoy it. It felt very barren. Do you play solo or with someone?

Pinecone, in Yummy

Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.

ShortFuse,

NGL, I’d believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.

HardlightCereal, in That's not a wand, Harry...

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

TheDarksteel94,

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

HardlightCereal,

Me when I’m a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

Risk,

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?

HardlightCereal,

Harry owns Kreacher

Risk,

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I’m sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn’t instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

HardlightCereal,

So you’re saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn’t have negative consequences for Harry?

Risk,

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

bdonvr, in Every weekday

Fuck these 12 hour shifts are gonna kill me

InputZero,

Only 12, c’mon now most of these guys are working 14 or more. You’re young, you should be putting in the hours. We’re really busy right now and we really need everyone to step up and do their part. Besides work ebes and flows, right now we have a lot but we won’t always.

/S if that wasn’t obvious. You only get one life, don’t sell it away.

Jerb322, in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he’s a backyard stunt mand that’s how many chairs he’s demolished by jumping off the roof…

Vakbrain, in Every weekday
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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper,

    There is only one timezone it’s called murica time 🦅

    lugal,

    If my atlas is correct, there are timezones outside of the US? And if my math is correct, the posting time fits quite good to the European and African time zones

    Something_Complex, in No, por favor.

    You know you could have used Malta and it would actually make sense

    Cannacheques,

    Ironically the EU would not dare leave Malta or Greece

    angrystego,

    Yeah, but Mexico has more letters in common with mexit and is overall the more funny option. Why have realism when you can have fun?

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