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whereBeWaldo, in Factory

Disk drive lookin-ass building piece

Starayo, in Almost that time of year
@Starayo@lemmy.world avatar

I never have enough socks. I always need more socks. Fun ones, though.

Vej, in Almost that time of year

Murino wool socks are absolutely amazing.

kibiz0r, in Why not?

There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:

I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ

…and did not immediately think:

I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍

abraxas,

As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.

Quexotic,

Are you referring to this? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager

Rascabin, in Almost that time of year

Holy tities

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d take a steaming dump betwixt them.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Careful out there yall

Uh pretty sure there’s an entire xxx network genre of what is above

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shoplyfter, i’m a cultured man

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Yep. That one. Couldn’t think of the name

SapphironZA,

Exactly. We could make those charges go away, if you do me a favour.

Coasting0942, in Why not?

I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.

Far,

Them men of iron are going to give us a bad time tho

InputZero,

Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they’ve degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor’s plan slag and rejoice in your duty.

(Warhammer 40k for anyone who’s going wtf)

Quexotic,

So there’s this church… www.xenosisacult.com

InputZero,

Huh, I was unaware of this church. I hope you realize that we were role playing characters from a table top board game gone super franchise titled Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000. As far as I’m aware, the Warhammer franchise is not associated in any way with the Columbus, Ohio Christian Xenos Church. That’s why I included terms like Adeptus Mechanics which is pulled directly from the franchise.

Quexotic,

Oh yeah I know. It’s a humorous coincidence, at least to me. Warhammer seems pretty cool. I don’t have the bandwidth or storage space, money, or time to really get into it.

I did try eisenhorn unlimited. Couldn’t get into it.

almost1337, in Almost that time of year

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.

plague_sapiens,
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

This. While being annoyed by one of my grandmothers giving me bed sheets as a birthday present when I was around 10. I now totally understand and like it. Haven’t really bought much clothes since ever, cause my mother and sister are currently fullfilling my grandmother’s task for years now xD And it’s nice to use the money I would have spent on clothes to buy me more tech stuff I really want.

omgitsaheadcrab,

My dad gets us happy socks for Christmas lately, it’s awesome. I don’t need to buy socks anymore

tdawg,

Only if they’re comfy tho

Kyle,

Yeah! Who’s getting more sad about getting socks every year? As soon as I moved out I started appreciating the gift 😃

If people ask for gift hints I often say “fun socks!”

shiroininja,

I get tired of it, because I don’t need socks every year. My stuff lasts. I end up with too many socks. It’s like buying me a new pair of shoes or something. Like uh no, those last me 3-5 years. Those are utilitarian purchases that are made less often

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Thought it dumb when I was younger, but now it's a great thing!
Makes me wonder how old OP is?

HurlingDurling,

Fuck, I must be old then. I love socks as a present

mochisuki, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Meme would be more accurate to say European social democratic. .

Dieterlan, in Almost that time of year

Dang, that reminds me. I gotta update my wishlist. There’s a set of toe socks I’ve been meaning to try out…

BudgetBandit,

The German says: Add sandals.

mindbleach, in Panther Missle LAUNCH

Totsugeki!

ursakhiin, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

Just think, somewhere in the multiverse is a universe where boomers can’t afford houses because their kids traveled back in time and bought them all up.

dubyakay,

*can’t afford multiple rental properties

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Captain Buzzkill here, but an infinite number of universes wouldn’t necessarily guarantee that every possible scenario happens.

As an analogy, there’s an infinite amount of integers, but you’re not going to find 1.5 in them.

ExLisper,

I’ve heard it’s just before the last one.

Halosheep,

Infinite universes doesn’t define infinite in any real way. You’ve defined infinity as all integers but infinity can be defined to include all rationals as well, which would include 1.5. In an unbounded infinite universes where the universe exists, you should find every possible scenario.

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

It was an analogy for how something infinite doesn’t necessarily contain everything you can think of, not meant to be taken absolutely literally (hence the word “analogy” there). Also I got this from some physicist so I didn’t pull it out of my own butt, I’ll try find a source

tubaruco, in I'm gonna win the mr Olympia

i dont understand it, but it sure is more of a meme than some posts ive seen

tubaruco, in Puede ser una buena foto de perfil??????

mi opinan es that is not a meme

craftyindividual,

Needs more seasoning, or maybe some text.

Ironfist, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

ok, so why are there so many people trying to escape these communist paradises you people praise so much? and why so many people want to live in the capitalist hell holes you complain about?

MystikIncarnate,

As a disclaimer, I understand the logic in most cases, it shouldn’t imply that I agree with it.

In an ideal communism, everyone would have their basic needs taken care of, regardless of who they are, what they do, how “valuable” they are, or what they know is, etc.

In reality, almost all attempts at communism are authoritarian at their core, and whomever is in a position of authority, due to them being human and inherently selfish, they value their own comfort and contribution more than they value the contribution of others. This will almost always devolve into a mass exploitation of the populous to serve those who are in control.

The ideals of communism, in and of themselves are not bad or evil. The practical result of the authority that arises from a communist country or society will very often result in human suffering on a massive scale.

So to put it simply, people generally romanticize the ideals of communism; at a high level, speaking very ideally, they’re not wrong. Communism has some ideas that should be taken into very serious consideration. When applied on a large scale in communist countries like China (as an easy example) it’s very easy for the majority to be living well below what most would consider “the poverty line” with little to no consideration from the governing authority regarding that situation.

Thus, while the communist ideal of a solution to this problem is preferable to the homeless and destitute results of capitalism, there isn’t any country in the world that lives up to providing a good living situation to those who are in need. Sure, in a communist country, you may get a roof over your head, given to you by the government, but you may or may not get adequate amounts of food on the table to not starve, or required medical care, or any of a plethora of other things that are beneficial to your continued existence. You just get to die in a bed, in an apartment, via starvation or treatable medical ailments, rather than dying from exposure with enough food in your stomach, and in otherwise okay physical health, because you had no place warm to sleep.

All options are equal levels of terrible.

IMO, the point of these kinds of posts isn’t to say that we would be better off with communism, but rather, that the typical capitalist “solutions” to problems are less desirable, and we, as a society, should consider other options and solutions in order to help our countrymen, rather than punish them for being poor.

Ironfist,

And I agree that social investment in capitalist societies builds better quality of life. Where I disagree with you is on the intention of these posts. Its clearly communist propaganda painting communism as a perfect solution for everything, as if we could not remember history or see with our own eyes that nobody wants to immigrate to North Korea for a reason.

MystikIncarnate,

That’s fair. I don’t want to immigrate to North Korea either. I’m more socialist leaning, but there has to be some significant checks and balances to make sure the system doesn’t get biased towards those in power.

The rich/powerful already have the majority of the money and an easy life as far as I’m concerned. The communism I’m in favor of is stuff like universal healthcare and UBI and such. Giving people the tools and resources to live a respectable life, regardless of their station. I don’t believe that McDonald’s workers should be given the same as doctors or anything, but both should be able to afford rent/food, and have all their basic needs met. They should be able to get the medical care that they may require, whenever they need it would being in debt for the rest of their lives.

I believe that a system that allows for this, can exist, and should exist. The thing I’m most against is any system of authoritarianism. If one person or a small, like-minded group can decide the actions and restrictions of the population, that’s not good. It can be argued that even in a capitalist and democratic country like the USA, this situation is already in place, as nobody but the people who are already rich seem to be able or willing to run for any government position, and they make laws that benefit them and what they want. It’s near absolute control by a small group of similar people (at the very least), which also isn’t good.

I don’t know what the right answer is, and I won’t pretend to. I just know that this isn’t it.

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