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MaxPower, in Its like Mr bones wild ride

Can confirm. When I was 16 I could not imagine being 30 or even older.

Exusia, (edited ) in Its like Mr bones wild ride
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Things to know you’re 30

“I wish the odd white one just went with the grain” (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)

“Ah, that’s gonna be my bad knee”

“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

“Dental repairs cost how much?” and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby

Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.

“There was a pop but I don’t know where.”

“Oh my god I’m turning into my parents”

virku,

That sudden silence followed by a minutes tinnitus every couple of months is the weirdest thing.

Lawdoggo,

Wtf, I thought that was just me. Although it happens less ever since I lost some weight, so my guess is it’s BP related.

Zellith,

I had sudden tinnitus start in my left ear pulsing a high pitch with my heartbeat. Then slowly a crackling started in my right with its volume based on what I'm hearing. Now Im bombarded with noise every moment of every day. Docs have basically said "welp this is your life now". The Antidepressants arent cheap either!

virku,

That sounds horrible!

Alteon,

Have you found anything that helps yet? Brown noise? This is also supposed to help: trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinn…

Denvil,

I’ve had tinnitus since I was born, that trick does help, but only for a couple minutes. I just live with at this point, I’ve never had true silence so idk what I’m even missing

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Big Pharma antidepressants ain’t cheap, grow a little 🍄 yourself

MrsDoyle,

Two things helped me: learning not to listen to the “noise” (it’s not truly noise, it’s a kind of nerve damage), and hearing aids. When I first put the aids in the tinnitus vanished. The downside is that all the work I’d put in to not listening was overturned, because I “heard” the sounds again when I took the aids out. Still nice to have that respite though.

Training yourself to not listen to the racket isn’t easy, but it is so worthwhile. Turn your attention away to something else - a smell, a photograph, your pet, anything. Focus away. Just thinking about tinnitus is making it “audible” to me, lol! It’s not real sounds, it’s your poor abused nerve endings firing off random signals. White noise works for a lot of people, but it never has for me.

Visit tinnitus.org for more info. There’s a download section where you can get a pdf of a scientific paper describing the method.

NocturnalMorning,

I have tinnitus all the time thanks to earbuds. Nobody ever told me it could damage my hearing.

ma11en,

It’s usually on the packaging.

It was in the 90s and early 2000s when I sold photo/video kit.

NocturnalMorning,

Yeah, in tiny print on the back of the packaging.

FlaminGoku,

I get that this is tongue in cheek, but seriously, some people are just waiting to die and seem to find joy in tracking how their body is breaking down vs doing something about it.

Body maintenance becomes more and more necessary as you get older. Use it or lose it.

Do strength training on the weakest parts of your body (hips, ankles, knees, shoulder, rotator cuffs, lower back, neck) and you will thank yourself decades later.

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Never stop moving.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

I have this but I’m 21…

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Don’t forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It’s gonna hurt worse.

agressivelyPassive,

Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I’ve got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.

Jamie, (edited )
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.

Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.

Dagwood222,

Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.

MrsDoyle,

My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.

Dagwood222,

From Mad Magazine. You know you’re old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.

I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

To anyone trying to cope with minor permanent tinnitus know it gets better. When I first realized I had it at 23 I pulled neurotic worrying self pity card, a year later and its just another part of life like that weird occasional ache in your back. I dont notice it 90% of the time and put on a fan or yt video the other 10%. There’s a definite psychological toughness factor to it as you go from “oh man I really really really hope this goes away in a month I dont want this the rest of my life to " oh well could be worse better stop with the loud music and excessive drinking/smoking.”

If I ever have kids of my own I’ll make sure to let them know not to blair shit into their ears for years straight and take hearing protection seriously

devfuuu, (edited )

And the biggest surprise: new hair starts to grow out of nowhere in the nose and ears.

Yerbouti, in Email clients

We are REQUIRED to use outlook at my job, along with all the MS bullshit. I’ve changed my Thunderbird interface to make it look exactly like outlook, synced my calendars, and kept using it for the past year or so. They have no clue. I hate Microsoft with passion, I will spent hours of my free time to find ways to be out of their ecosystem if I need to, and I usually manage to do so.

sarmale,

Cant they see the email domain? Or thunderbird accesses outlook?

cows_are_underrated,

AFAIK thunderbird can access outlook.

Yerbouti,

I honestly don’t know much about how that works. I’ve just managed to sync outlook emails to Thunderbird with the Exchange protocol or something. I get taken to my organisation page once every two weeks or so, for the 2FA, and everything works just fine. I’ll just play dumb if IT ever ask me question but so far so good.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

You know we can detect every application you have through tools like Nessus, right? Your IT guys are either morons or they just let you get away with it because it’s easier than hearing people pitch a fit about software they’re not allowed to use.

Yerbouti,

Both scenarios are fine with me. I don’t care if they’re incompetent or just don’t care, as long as I can use my softwares. But I doubt they would have the time to scan every staff’s laptop to see what applications we use. They also said it was mandatory for all the students and teachers to use the stupid 2FA Microsoft app on our phone, but I’ve been using Keepass on desktop without problems (and even shown it to some students). Next step, I’m gonna install Fedora Asahi Remix on the M1 mac they provided me.

RaccoonBall,

They also said it was mandatory for all the students and teachers to use the stupid 2FA Microsoft app on our phone, but I’ve been using Keepass on desktop without problems (and even shown it to some students).

Yeah if they’re just using the MS app for OTP generation, there’s no reason to use that specific application. Keepass is perfectly fine.

Asahi is pretty great. Only issue for me personally is the lack of speaker support. Audio works fine through headphone jack or bluetooth though.

Yerbouti,

That’s too bad for speaker support cause these M1/2 have the best sound I’ve seen on any laptop. How are the graphic performance, can they match what we have on macOS? I secretly dream of the day we will be able to use the Apple silicon macs for VR. I actually managed to get some things to work decently with a 2018 intel Mac and ALVR a while back.

RaccoonBall,

Apparently that good sound is due to extensive software processing. The asahi devs really want to make a good impression, so they’re spending a lot of time tweaking their sound processing to try to match or beat the MacOS quality before release. Which is both good and annoying. I appreciate the attention to detail, but it would be nice to have any speaker support when I just need to hear something quickly.

The graphics drivers are still in active development, but they have OpenGL3.1 support. Vulkan is under development.

I haven’t tried games, but have seen some posts where users have them working. I don’t think many games are compiled for arm yet though. The graphics dev did a youtube stream back in march where she plays steam games using FEX-Emu. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSfFzsU75g

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Time? You just set it to scan every host on your Active Directory. It’s like a ten minute setup and spits out a report when you’re done.

Yeah, you’re definitely the guy they hate but don’t get paid enough to fight. Security risks users are usually too much of a pain to deal with so we just tell our supervisors that you’ll end up ransomware’ing the company one day and let them handle it from there if they care enough.

Yerbouti,

Well, IMO the real security problem is forcing all the people who want to be part of Montreal’s largest university to give all their personal data to a shitty, delinquent, soulless company like Microsoft. The stupid 2FA application is also a huge discriminating factor, preventing anyone who doesn’t have a compatible phone from studying at our university. But now MS have the phone # of 98% of our community. Did you know that the ms 365 suite has literally been banned from academic institutions in Germany, due to security concerns? On our side, we pay millions every year to this company for dysfunctional services for which free, secure alternatives exist. Universities shouldn’t be on their knees to big business, that’s what I think, and no, I don’t feel any guilt about using secure open-source software.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not secure if the user installing the software doesn’t understand network security at all (which you don’t, and admitted) you seem to think security is an issue with your personal data being harvested whereas I’m talking about actual security like threat actors hacking into your storage arrays to encrypt or steal information.

But it’s fine, I’ll take my ten years doing security analysis and network engineering and go. Clearly you’re an IT expert since you can install Linux.

This place is full of people like you, who think they understand the way things work but are focused on big scawy Microsoft meanwhile installing god knows fucking what from god knows fucking where. I use Linux and love it, but script kiddies like you are the bain of actual IT professionals existence.

Yerbouti,

Dude, are you unhappy or something? Or some kind of Microsoft fanboy maybe? Because you have the attitude of 6 yo kid. Adults should usually be able to express themselves without falling into personnal insults.

Are you mad that people want the control of their computers, does that makes you feel irrelevant? Is that why you say things like " This place is full of people like you" (lol)? Flashnews, it’s 2023, everybody uses computers everyday, you’re not special. Maybe you should look at other professions, you don’t seem to enjoy your job.

So yeah, if you can’t have a discussion without behaving like an asshole, take your 10 year experience in whatever and go, nobody cares.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the chain of replies are so long that im seeing colors on wefwef/voyager comments that I’ve never seen before

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

time to read

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

well that devolved into a uhh roasting match

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

there needs to be More comments about the actual thing and not arguments (i forgot the word argument exists)

Lyricism6055,

My work won’t allow thunderbird for o365. :(

How do I convince the security dudes to allow access to it?

blackbirdbiryani,

There are people in my workplace (which uses Gmail) who willingly use Outlook to access it then complain about Outlook problems. Outlook is the biggest piece of trash email client software I’ve ever used.

At one place I worked at, it was OBLITERATING any mails from one particular person because of a completely unrelated filter I had. Email notifications from them would appear for a few seconds, then the email would completely disappear (not even in deleted, or in any filter folders). Everyone else cced could see the emails except me, and IT couldn’t figure it out. I had to disable ALL my filters which trashed my inbox with stupid work circulars. Fuck Outlook.

BurnedOliveTree, in A tale as old as time

There was so many people waiting for Cyberpunk that they were basically in a lose-lose situation. I think they reflected on that, given that they gave up making their own engine, mostly to eliminate time spending on fixing the engine

juladuni, in Email clients

Mailspring is good, has nice features and is totally enough for normies

MrShelbs,
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh that looks good. Gonna check it out.

IdleSheep, (edited )
@IdleSheep@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not just normies. I liked using thunderbird but it felt so bloated for my use case (not to mention the sluggishness) . I just want to read my email, I don’t need an entire suite of things like calendars or extensions (I understand why people use them, I just do not need or want them). Mailspring was by far the best option for me.

MrShelbs, in Email clients
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

Back when I was on windows, I didn’t even bother with clients anymore. The new outlook has ads in it and barely works.

I use Thunderbird now since they updated their interface and it’s very pretty and fast. Couldn’t recommend it enough.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Yeah, I never thought I’d use a dedicated email client anywhere but work, but Thunderbird is really good.

I also use K-9 on mobile, which I like even more, but marking messages as spam never seems to stick. I still keep getting absolute trash from Google, even though I unsubscribed to updates a long time ago.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I was a K-9 user for a time there. I sprung for the Nine client’s 1 time buy for my work email so I could control with a schedule notifications and mail retrieval.

I now use it for my Gmail client so I can add inline photos to my messages on Android.

Gradually_Adjusting, in eepy
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone else really impressed with Noah Gervais’ essay on Fallout? I’ve never heard anyone talk about something I like for that long without saying anything that seemed wrong.

SheDiceToday, (edited ) in That's an oddly specific phobia
interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

While I always like me some SMBC, I’m not entirely clear on how this relates here 😅 but I’m also a bit dim, so there’s that

nilloc,

It’s caveman realizing that sex leads to pregnancy.

Which it’s Linda the first and most basic part of sex ed.

SheDiceToday,

I think the link is not working. I got redirected to the most current page. I’m going to try to fix it.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Huh weird, so you got the correct one? Because this is what I see when I poke at the link

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/e54a2b01-f09e-41a7-881d-dc71cdbae2af.webp

nilloc,

Ah I guess they fixed it.

Also the additions are pretty great too. I always wanted to know how they were so sure the Lascaux paintings weren’t done by bored teens.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ah neat, thanks for the heads-up

OscarRobin, in Google now

Would be goated if everyone just switched to the Signal protocol and interop was mandated, but that’ll never happen unfortunately.

sarmale,

Isnt signal protocol just encrypting? It doesent deliver messages

OscarRobin,

Signal is a means for message encryption, and if every platform used it and then were mandated to interop, they’d have to figure out how to do the actual transfer, yes. RCS is basically this except nerfed and partially Google-owned which is shit.

bram,

This is where Matrix comes in. Fully open source and supports federation the way Lemmy does. (Even more effectively, actually.)

OscarRobin,

Matrix is more of a Discord alternative than a Whatsapp alternative though unless I’m mistaken?

bram,

For Element, Matrix’ flagship client, you are correct.

Anyone can build their own clients, however, and apps like FluffyChat & Syphon aim to mimick the look and feel of WhatsApp.

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) in Impossible
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

VOwOxel,

Although that is true, they might not be as familiar with the concept of online multiplayer games, which rose in popularity much later. The odds of someone’s parents having played, for example, Quake or Unreal Tournament in their childhoods are considerably lower.

MNByChoice,

Quake was released in 1996, 27 years ago. College students likely played Quake at the time.

“Mom” likely knows her shit.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

meekah, (edited )
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Well, in your bubble maybe. I can assure you the majority of people your age barely grasp the concept of the internet, let alone online gaming. Same goes for people in their 20s. It’s like cars for many people. Sure, they know very well how to use them, but have no idea about what other people do with their cars, like racing or off-roading. They might have some rough idea of what it probably is, but no clue about all the intricacies.

Nowadays most people use the internet, but that doesn’t mean they understand the pain when someone leaves your online match. Not everybody is playing online games, let alone online games where a leaving teammate actually matters.

VOwOxel, (edited )

I think you are right. There are many people in their 40s who grew up with online games, my father included :). Although I am still fairly certain that online games weren’t as prevalent back then as they are today, thus many parents don’t quite grasp the concept.

EDIT: I would like to add that even people who didn’t play online games, such as my mother, still played on the atari, for example, and know the concept of “unpauseable” games. So I think that it mostly comes down to demographic. In my group of school friends (a few years ago) some parents were in the know and others weren’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

ursakhiin,

Who do you think was playing Quake and Unreal Tournament if not the parents of today’s youth?

PeepinGoodArgs,

My wife of a year younger than me is the mom in the meme. I’m 35. The joke is still alive!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

Gradually_Adjusting, in SLAMMER
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This is like if fracking was used to make memes

ExtraMedicated, in SLAMMER

Less is more, dude. There’s so much shit going on in this image that I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make.

deegeese,

Yeah, it certainly is a thing.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Google now
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Google always

Shotgun_Alice, in i missed my true calling

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

rosymind,

Born just in time to comment on Lemmy… I mean, it’s something, right? Right???

pimeys, in A tale as old as time

It’s interesting to see how Cyberpunk 2077 is actually selling really well still. Looks like it worked out well for CDPR eventually.

MindSkipperBro12,

Only took almost 3 years to make it actually worth it.

nevemsenki,

Same question as No Man’s Sky, though. Sure, the game wasn’t good on release… but they stuck to it, fixed it, and now it’s better. So what matters more, that they screwed up initially or that they managed to patch it up over time?

MeatsOfRage,

Yea CDPR doesn’t really belong in this picture. They always put in a ton of time and effort on their releases to make right by the fans. The other guys, not so much…

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Arr you nuts? Of course they belong. They released a game that delivered nothing of what they promised, and it straight up didn’t work on old Gen consoles. They are absolutely guilty.

tilcica,

players complained about delays so shareholders told them to release an unfinished game, players complained about unreleased game

just cant make some people happy

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

And this is exactly why OG Blizzard (WarCraft 1 (1994) to StarCraft 2 (2010)) was so beloved. They saw that they could stand to make games that lasted well past their 1 - 2 years after launch, in making them money long term.

Blizzard Entertainment leaders were often quoted as saying, “It’s ready when it’s ready.”, and “We won’t release it until it meets our standards.” Hell… it even became a meme that they would be asked when a game would be coming out, and they would just reply with “Soon.”

sviper,

Mad respect for them

Kusimulkku,

They always put in a ton of time and effort on their releases to make right by the fans.

Got a good chuckle out of me

Kusimulkku,

It’s not one or the another. It’s good that they fixed it but it doesn’t make up for the blatant lying and releasing it as a broken piece of shit.

Redonkulation,

It sold 18 million copies within a few months of launch. It worked out immediately.

BudgetBandit,

Yea the team really loves this game, they made it good

lorty,
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Well, they did invest more time after making millions on profit enough for online discourse to shift to the point people argue that the launch wasnt that bad (it absolutely was worse than bad)

StickBugged,

I mean, it’s a great game. Sure, it was published in a far too buggy state, but story and gameplay wise it is fantastic

PopShark,

I actually just bought it for Xbox Series X about a month ago and I’ve been having a blast! Yeah it’s got glitches lol no shit but they’re not that awful at least on xbox but I heard they’re worse on PC

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