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TheWanderer, in You also found them really attractive too

I can’t take it anymore 😭

lolrightythen, in How to solve the current conflict™

I’d like that. If we’re to thrive, folk will have to learn to accept one another eventually

ddeet, in Lets be realistic

test

Omega_Jimes, in Animal abuse

I always assumed it was shark skin…

ColdWater, in Animal abuse
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

I hated it too if my joystick made out of dog’s snoot

DeanFogg, in fuck it

Fuck it let’s build a dyson ring and plug that bitch into Mars’ core

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Society

As someone who has read none of these books, let me give my expert opinion on why you’re wrong: /s

steakmeout,

Some of aren’t books

Ryan213, in Always rubbing their hands together
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

A fly should also be called a Land, because that’s what they do half the time. - MH

pete_the_cat,

“All I ever wanted to be in life was a dash”

You got your wish, Mitch.

Custoslibera, in fuck it

I thought this was going to start relating to Space Jam and how ball saved the universe.

moistclump,

I have no doubt that this is the essay thesis and the body of the paper goes into space jam in great detail.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in OMW to create demon factory

910 PICKLES!?!?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in You also found them really attractive too

I was just thinking about this girl I worked with at a summer camp who suddenly said “you have amazing eyes” while I was talking to her. It was genuinely like two years later until I realized she said that because she was into me. I wasted the whole summer chasing a Dutch girl who, when I asked her at the end why I hadn’t gotten anywhere with her, said “I was disappointed in your physique.”

rotopenguin, in historical materialism moment
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Political power akctually flows from the collimator-matrix of a phaser.

But a gun? Puh-lease.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

love the technobabble

Kushia, in My opinion changes on Pringles so far
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Tried some off brand version recently and I swear they were made of salt instead of potatoes.

Domille, in shut up

I feel personally attacked

EnsignRedshirt, in fuck it

“Living’ la vida loca” would translate roughly as “Ballin’ the crazy ball”, which sounds pretty fun, tbh

GarbageShoot,

“Viva la vida” meanwhile is “ball the ball”, which just sounds like someone trying to remember that Kid Rock song

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